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an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

Jose posted:

Ted Cruz spent his honeymoon buying tons of soup

buying 100 cans of Campbell's Chunky soup once he realized his wife will probably never have time to cook for him is honestly one of the more normal things he did

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an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

Baloogan posted:

donald trump is president

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

Jose posted:

when immortal technique pushed lin-manuel miranda into a bin in high school

thank you

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

the bitcoin of weed posted:

https://twitter.com/KrangTNelson/status/915666592087855104

this was like... five months ago? this time dilation poo poo is wild

it was three months ago

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

GalacticAcid posted:

He did die like two months later lol there's no way it wasn't related

the guy's still alive tho? or are we all being lied to

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

Harry Whittington apologized to Dick Cheney for being shot by him.

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

GalacticAcid posted:

this still gets me every time i see it / think of it

https://twitter.com/LouiseMensch/status/887641703817121793

lmfao

it's so good

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

Yossarian-22 posted:

africa is still the only good part of bush's legacy aside from the dumb wars in somalia and elsewhere

lol what the gently caress

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

exmarx posted:

this is his daughter, to be clear

imagine being Ted Cruz's daughter

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

rand paul got beat up by his doctor next door neighbor

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

Retromancer posted:

mike pence said a thing that could be construed as him enjoying being anally penetrated by horses.

Mike Pence fucks horses and that's a fact

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

Retromancer posted:

Hillary's vision of the future was the boot of capital continuing to stomp on the face of labor until it is ground into a fine pink mist, but the boot belongs to a gay black woman so it's ok.

that's not even what it was. if she really was an angry bitch she probably would have won.

few politicians have visions and hill certainly didn't have one.

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

GalacticAcid posted:

tim kaine’s antifa son

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

Business Gorillas posted:

Steve Jobs having the incredibly rare pancreatic cancer that isn't a death sentence and deciding to eat cantaloupe instead of getting chemo and dying because of it

such a good feel

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

Breadallelogram posted:

This did not get nearly the attention it deserved when it was published

probably cause no one gives a poo poo about newsweek

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

lol holy poo poo

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

ugg

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

lmao

https://twitter.com/Shakestweetz/status/918198520871612416?s=20

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

peter thiel got gawker shut down over showing six seconds of hulk hogan's penis

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

🅱️eter 🅱️hiel

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

Retromancer posted:

Dangerous Donald

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

oh god we were so doomed

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014


lol giuliani has spent the rest of his life chasing that post 9/11 feel and he'll never be able to get erect again

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

sleeptalker posted:

I just randomly remembered that senators and members of congress regularly make better stock market picks than professional investors do.

:thunk:

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014


:thunk::thunk::thunk:

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

john kerry's livestrong bracelet

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

i say swears online posted:

found him, he's pretty succ

https://twitter.com/deephurting

edit lol



https://twitter.com/deephurting/status/1020557420261617664

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

all republicans want to gently caress their daughters

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

when sam bee said the president wants to gently caress his daughter and the only thing controversial about it was that she called her a oval office

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

twitter's at fart

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

A Gnarlacious Bro posted:

The KONEY2012 dude jacking his dick off in the street

he was very stressed

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

OldTennisCourt posted:

I really miss those types of threads. They were outstanding. What about the one about the launch of some new smart phone that was basically this Fear and Loathing style drug trip.

oh god I think it was yospos and about the razer tablet

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

Algund Eenboom posted:

Kerry James Marshall painted this huge, beautiful mural for a library in a black Chicago neighborhood



Against Marshall's wishes, Rahm Emanuel had the mural sold at a Christie's to give the library funding. Now some billionaire owns it

god I hate Rahm

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

Lote posted:

A conservative guest kept calling Don Lemon “Don Easy Peasy Lemon Squeezy” until Don Lemon got angry and said, “My mother named me Don Lemon”

🍋

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FtnXSra0ZYQ

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

Gum posted:

Weirdly that one was probably true. People dug up an old article where it was mentioned as a strange quirk of hers

it really isn't weird to carry hot sauce in your purse lol

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

I'm gay

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an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

https://twitter.com/Ale_Mussolini_/status/1112246866480152576

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