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nice obelisk idiot
May 18, 2023

funerary linens looking like dishrags
hl mencken on warren g harding's speeches:

quote:

It reminds me of a string of wet sponges, it reminds me of tattered washing on the line; it reminds me of stale bean soup, of college yells, of dogs barking idiotically through endless nights. It is so bad that a kind of grandeur creeps into it. It drags itself out of the dark abysm ... of pish, and crawls insanely up the topmost pinnacle of tosh. It is rumble and bumble. It is balder and dash.

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nice obelisk idiot
May 18, 2023

funerary linens looking like dishrags
here's the deal: you're like me. and that's not a joke, pal.

e: very unfortunately just imagined biden instead of hopper in that one scene from blue velvet. you know the one.

nice obelisk idiot has issued a correction as of 14:21 on Feb 8, 2024

nice obelisk idiot
May 18, 2023

funerary linens looking like dishrags
yaasifying the pod people pizza parlor

nice obelisk idiot
May 18, 2023

funerary linens looking like dishrags

gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

mooch blew up his entire career and marriage because he was absolutely convinced that trump would be his new dad.
that statement holds true for a huge cohort of american men

nice obelisk idiot
May 18, 2023

funerary linens looking like dishrags

ALFbrot posted:

Jemele Hill AND Jemele Hill??
Chris Chris
Chris Del Chris

nice obelisk idiot
May 18, 2023

funerary linens looking like dishrags

Milo and POTUS posted:

lmfao. I can't wait to see what barely literate bible college alum we get next in a show of bipartisanship
the next justice will be pink, moist, covered in wispy vellus hairs, and have a slug foot instead of legs

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nice obelisk idiot
May 18, 2023

funerary linens looking like dishrags
it seems really smart for a centrist publication to print that employing a gay person is going woke, given the general reception of the term

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