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Dreylad
Jun 19, 2001
Bush wanting to ban animal-human hybrids in the SOTU address 2005

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

bush the lesser outlawed research into animal-human hybrids

poo poo

uhhh

this I guess: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vM-vz_CKZP8

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Dreylad
Jun 19, 2001
LBJ lifted the canadian prime minister off his feet and shook him and told him he was pissing on another man's rug

Dreylad
Jun 19, 2001

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

LBJ pissed onto a crouched ss agent in public once and while it was happening told him that “it was his prerogative, son”

where's the piss tape

Dreylad
Jun 19, 2001
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1ogibWCNKI

Dreylad
Jun 19, 2001

Jeb! Repetition posted:

I invite everyone to try and imagine the world where this wasn't a parody

Well I mean,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S58CcRQcuuw&t=164s

quote:

Soviet dictator Joseph Stalin wanted to rebuild the Red Army, in the mid-1920s, with Planet-of-the-Apes-style troops by crossing humans with apes. . . Stalin is said to have told Ivanov, ‘I want a new invincible human being, insensitive to pain, resistant and indifferent about the quality of food they eat.’

makes u think

Dreylad
Jun 19, 2001

Krankenstyle posted:

Also, Sikhs were attacked a bunch because they're brown and wear turbans (so they're clearly not Mexican, which is the other slot for brown people) and all muslims wear turbans like in the whatever bullshit boomers & gen-x'ers watched as children

aladdin

Dreylad
Jun 19, 2001

GalacticAcid posted:

Lol I didn't know he did, Lawrence Olivier did as well in the more famous movie version.

patrick stewart did his own version of othello when he lived in the states while doing TNG, because he wanted to play othello since he was young.

But instead of doing blackface Othello he just had the character be white and then filled out the rest of the cast with black actors. So for once there was a Shakespeare play where there were a dozen roles for black actors instead of just one.

this isn't funny tho sorry

Dreylad
Jun 19, 2001

Filthy Hans posted:

I remember when Michael Richards flew too close to the sun

and then he called the sun the n-word

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kth0UOU5a_M

Dreylad
Jun 19, 2001

Roosevelt posted:

post one time Trump has ever told a good story

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MqtRb1utdYQ

Dreylad
Jun 19, 2001

a Loving Dog posted:

when rob ford died and suddenly there was another rob ford who called himself doug

half the people I know still call him rob ford accidentally all the time

Dreylad
Jun 19, 2001
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZyQ9g2WTy8

Dreylad
Jun 19, 2001

the gently caress

Dreylad
Jun 19, 2001

Pick posted:

I'm really tired of people harshing on this, I thought it was funny


"what would your worst enemy say about you?"
"I killed my worst enemy"

that was loving great!! gently caress you guys

it was the realest thing anyone said in that debate and should have 100% made him the frontrunner for a little while

Dreylad
Jun 19, 2001

ikanreed posted:

Remember that we elected that idiot's even dumber son president

yeah after the Jeb primary run I'm not so sure about this anymore

Dreylad
Jun 19, 2001

Eat This Glob posted:

hillary's cameo on broad city just popped into my head for some reason

seem to remembers some news article where they were going to bleep every instance of the word "trump" in their news season, riding some high energy liberal-harry-potterism poo poo

Dreylad
Jun 19, 2001

Chuka Umana posted:

Lin Manuel Miranda seems like a nice guy though

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3891668

Dreylad
Jun 19, 2001

Modest Mao posted:

is that cause it hasn't seen bush since '77

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-15VC4Yxzys

Dreylad
Jun 19, 2001
are the people writing things like 'jackbooted tots' capable of any self-reflection?

Dreylad
Jun 19, 2001

Milo and POTUS posted:

I know it's coming but I bet almost anything there's gonna be a big name Democrat in the years to come that's gonna get primaried from the left and go boohooing onto a Fox News career saying that the democrats have lost their way.

All I'm saying... is I hope it's Diane

they're gonna be doing that about having to vote for trump if sanders wins the nomination

Dreylad
Jun 19, 2001
"where Lin Manuel Miranda was onstage singing “Tim Kaine in the membrane”"

Dreylad
Jun 19, 2001
all the young political people who came to washington after trump won and had their lives ruined by russiagate like...paul...manafort?

Dreylad
Jun 19, 2001

Dreylad
Jun 19, 2001
hearing about people who were watching keith olbermann in 2005 hooting while pumping their fists in the air every time he calls gwb 'sir'

Dreylad
Jun 19, 2001

Dr. Kyle Farnsworth posted:

every time john oliver dropped a sick burn on Trump like calling him "Drumpf" and liberals acting like his entire career was done

and still calling him "Drumpf" after 4 years.

john oliver, giddy, begging trump to run for president

Dreylad
Jun 19, 2001
https://www.propublica.org/datastore/dataset/irs-audit-rates-by-county

https://projects.propublica.org/graphics/eitc-audit

tl;dr the IRS mostly audits poor black communities along the Mississippi

Dreylad
Jun 19, 2001

Dr. Kyle Farnsworth posted:

Man, remember everyone spending a year getting excited for Mueller Time and then it being nothing at all? Imagine all the libs sobbing as they cover up their Mueller tattoos and hide their t-shirts.

people running the Mueller, She Wrote podcast said they had to talk people down from killing themselves after the report came out

Dreylad
Jun 19, 2001

MD2020 posted:

lol

Mueller Time was basically Merry Fitzmas 2.0

if you want to really just expose yourself to that kind of liberal brain wavelength they quickly pivoted to a daily news show or some crap right after

Dreylad
Jun 19, 2001
VICE doing a 5 part series following around ISIS

Dreylad
Jun 19, 2001

Inceltown posted:

What happened to Roosh anyway?

from the looks of it he embraced salafism.

Dreylad
Jun 19, 2001
some feminist power!! book written by the clintons or someone that included a nazi fashion designer

Dreylad
Jun 19, 2001
even his skin tone is data-esque

Dreylad
Jun 19, 2001

vyelkin posted:

Canada's longest-serving prime minister used to hold seances to talk to Leonardo da Vinci, his dead mom, and also several of his dead dogs, all of whom were named Pat.

also communed with the spirit or soul of Hitler who he believed was caught in a struggle between good & evil and believed good would win out.

Dreylad
Jun 19, 2001

Gum posted:

He acted like a insane libertarian Ron Paul supporter and did such a good job that not a single person doubted him. He later quit saying that he had got so into it that the fake personality he had created was starting to intrude into his real life

SA really was proto-twitter

Dreylad
Jun 19, 2001
that's one of the best tweets of the last decade

Dreylad
Jun 19, 2001
and then Bush's actual reasons were Gog and Magog.

Dreylad
Jun 19, 2001

Spergin Morlock posted:

I sometimes wonder if the actual reason is that Saudi Arabia wanted the US to attack for them, the US didn't want to, and then Saudi Arabia hijacked a few planes and flew them into buildings to send a message. Subsequently Bush didn't want his family's dirty dealings with them to be exposed so he acted like it was Iraq that did it and covered up Saudi involvement.

At this point anything's possible

Dreylad
Jun 19, 2001

Judge Dredd Scott posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0LF33TJ18Cg

just remembered all of these songs. i honestly have no idea if they're real or if i'm getting getfiscaled but either way lmao

i'm pretty sure we're getting getfiscaled but they're so perfectly 1970s canadian folk and communist that I'm not even sure anymore.

Dreylad
Jun 19, 2001
nation states picking up where the brand wars left off eh

Dreylad
Jun 19, 2001

believe me I'm never going to forget some SA student group threatening to 9/11 my city lol

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Dreylad
Jun 19, 2001

Milo and POTUS posted:

... i actually want to see the rest of the steps


my best shot is:

penny arcade dickwolf strip controversy -> gamergate -> alt-right -> resurgent left -> Hillary managing to piss everyone off and losing to -> Trump!

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