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Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013

We don't need to have that dialogue because it's obvious, trivial, and has already been had a thousand times.
Due to a request from the Trump thread, I'm setting up Internet Bigot Bingo cards for our convenience and entertainment in the short months to come before global thermonuclear catastrophe. I need your help to fill out the cards with more entries folks can check off.

Please reply with your submissions below. No prizes beyond the pride of seeing your horrible internet sexist/racist trope get checked off on a daily basis. Entries should be focused on internet bigots and their common arguments, not broader or overlapping categories of horror, such as "posts in dems are a waste thread" or "likes country music."

Free Space = SAFE SPACE

My list of entries so far is below. Items in quotes are stated exactly, either by the speaker or by others describing the speaker.

"virtue signalling"
"identity politics"
"independent journalist"
"youtube personality"
"free speech advocate"
"reverse racism"
"white history month"
"As a skeptic, I..."
"triggering/ed"
"cuck"
"snowflake"
"The X are the liberal Y"
"race realist"
"all lives matter"
"I'm sorry if you're offended"
"REEEEEEE..."
"I prefer to call myself an Egalitarian"
"females"
Any use of the word "based" as an adjective.
"Global Elites"
"Globalists"
"Degenerates"
"traps"
"religion of peace"

Nazi furry avatar
Pepe [in any form]
Crusader imagery
Warhammer 40k imagery
Lolicon avatar
cartoon w/MAGA hat avatar
Historic figure pseudonym

Why does it have to interrupt my enjoyment of X
Bell Curve citation
globalism
PDP did nothing wrong
Ironic
Twas a joke
Incomplete MLK quote
Confederate black soldiers
1st amendment mis-cite
Surprise age of consent rant
g factor
Defended by Fox News
Employed by Fox News
ladies night complaint
specific and detailed description of presumed gay sex
Transrapists in the bathroom
I can't be sexist, I love my [wife/daughter/mother]
My black friend told me...
Trans people get unfair athletic advantages
JPEG-artifacted Facebook meme
non-sequitur Hillary Clinton accusation
insulting a female opponent's appearance
Crime statistics broken down by race
Soros namedrop
Sex economy
Pinochet references
no true Nazi
I believe you mean national SOCIALIST
Why no white/european history month/parade etc
The speaker is President Trump
false rape accusations worse
Illiterate Fight Club/American History X/Falling Down fan
The Democrats are racists because they were pre Southern Strategy
so much for the tolerant left



I'll add your submissions as they come up. If folks have a preferred format for the cards or if there's one that's usually used by the forum for state of the union or what have you, please let me know.

Discendo Vox fucked around with this message at 08:27 on Aug 17, 2017

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stone cold
Feb 15, 2014

"reverse racism"
nazi anime avatar/anime in a maga hat avatar
complaints about ladies' night

ugh its Troika
May 2, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
-has more than a page of posts in the D&D trump thread
-thought this was a good idea for a thread
-voted for hillary
-toxxed for hillary
-unironic support for the return of racial segregation and anti-miscegenation laws
-uses third-wave genderblob pronouns
-posted in The Race Space, ever

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Pikavangelist
Nov 9, 2016

There is no God but Arceus
And Pikachu is His prophet



ugh its Troika posted:

-has more than a page of posts in the D&D trump thread
-thought this was a good idea for a thread
-voted for hillary
-toxxed for hillary
-unironic support for the return of racial segregation and anti-miscegenation laws
-uses third-wave genderblob pronouns
-posted in The Race Space, ever

-is ugh its Troika

Paracaidas
Sep 24, 2016
Consistently Tedious!
  • "I can't be sexist, I love my [wife/daughter/mother]"
  • "My black friend told me..."
  • "[I'm not racist/I'm all for diversity/I support equality/I don't care what you do in your bedroom], but..."
  • Triggered/Triggering
  • "Why do you keep inserting [issue] into [media]"
  • "What if they cast a white guy to play Shaft?"
  • Transrapists in the bathroom
  • Gratuitously specific and detailed description of presumed gay sex lives

https://twitter.com/robeauch/status/639830381924077568

Deltasquid
Apr 10, 2013

awww...
you guys made me ink!


THUNDERDOME
"The real nazis/purveyors of hatred are the left/antifa"

TheOneAndOnlyT
Dec 18, 2005

Well well, mister fancy-pants, I hope you're wearing your matching sweater today, or you'll be cut down like the ugly tree you are.
IMO the free space should be "free speech," since every single bigot immediately hides behind it as soon as someone criticizes them.
  • :biotruths:
  • calling opponents autistic
  • insulting a female opponent's appearance
  • "not all men"/"not all white people"
  • non-sequitur accusation against Hillary Clinton
  • "I'm not a racist, I'm a race realist"
  • JPEG-artifacted Facebook meme
  • Crime statistics broken down by race
  • Pepe in any form

Venomous
Nov 7, 2011





'violence against Nazis makes you a Nazi yourself'

Buried alive
Jun 8, 2009
"White lives matter"
"Blue lives matter"
"Heritage, not hate"

-Calling PC (politically correct) police in any form.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
- Enthusing about German military prowess/weaponry.
- "The Irish were enslaved too!"
- George Soros namedrop

Vincent Van Goatse fucked around with this message at 03:20 on Aug 15, 2017

Maluco Marinero
Jan 18, 2001

Damn that's a
fine elephant.
- "I'm sorry you're offended."

Neo_Crimson
Aug 15, 2011

"Is that your final dandy?"
- References to Pinochet/Physical Removal/"Hellicopter Rides".
- "Degenerate" used in a social context
- "Chads"
- "Shill"
- Redpill/Redpilled as a good thing.
- "REEEEEEE" said unronically
- "Based Alex Jones/Milo/Trump/etc."
- The word "based" in general.

Pembroke Fuse
Dec 29, 2008
- Immigration statistics
- Immigrant crime statistics
- Lots of emphasis on "western culture" and "western values"
- Obsession with Rome or Vikings
- Repeatedly denouncing the hijab as a tool to oppress women then turning around and slut-shaming
- "I prefer to call myself an Egalitarian"
- Females
- Sex economy
- PUAs
- Alpha/Beta distinctions
- Trad in username somewhere

Starving Wolf
Apr 2, 2010

MUCH LATER
Yams Fan
I'm not talking about individual jews, I'm talking about jews as an institution...

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
- I'm not an anti-semite because I don't hate all speakers of Semetic languages.

Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013

We don't need to have that dialogue because it's obvious, trivial, and has already been had a thousand times.
These are great, thanks. Keep em coming!


Before I get in over my head, is there a site folks prefer for dynamically generating bingo cards? I'm thinking 5x5 right now.

Condiv
May 7, 2008

Sorry to undo the effort of paying a domestic abuser $10 to own this poster, but I am going to lose my dang mind if I keep seeing multiple posters who appear to be Baloogan.

With love,
a mod


-the alt-right aren't real nazis, they're just trolling! antifa punching them will turn them into real nazis tho!

Condiv
May 7, 2008

Sorry to undo the effort of paying a domestic abuser $10 to own this poster, but I am going to lose my dang mind if I keep seeing multiple posters who appear to be Baloogan.

With love,
a mod


i guess you could shorten mine to 'no true nazi"

KillerQueen
Jul 13, 2010

"Nazis were liberals/socialists"

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008
Roll Tide

Pembroke Fuse
Dec 29, 2008
- Deus Vult references
- Crusaders
- Warhammer 40K (this is somewhat rare though)
- "How come everyone else is allowed to be proud of their culture/race?"
- "How come we don't get a het/race pride parade?"
- "Corrective Rape"
- Global Elites

Deltasquid
Apr 10, 2013

awww...
you guys made me ink!


THUNDERDOME
"Misrepresenting European crime statistics"

Especially Germany (refugee violence being overinflated) and Sweden (rape statistics being maliciously misinterpreted) are popular targets for this.

EDIT: any talk of "degenerates" or otherwise complaining about pop culture being regressive/no longer noble.

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal
- Similar to "my black friend told me" would be "I can't be racist, I have a black friend."
- false rape accusations are a bigger problem than rape

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
- "I identify as an attack helicopter"

SteelMentor
Oct 15, 2012

TOXIC

Pembroke Fuse posted:

- Deus Vult references
- Crusaders
- Warhammer 40K (this is somewhat rare though)
- "How come everyone else is allowed to be proud of their culture/race?"
- "How come we don't get a het/race pride parade?"
- "Corrective Rape"
- Global Elites

Change that to 40k, but doesn't actually understand it.

File Fight Club, American History X and Falling Down under the same catagory.

evilmiera
Dec 14, 2009

Status: Ravenously Rambunctious
The trans athletic thing can just be trans anything, especially with how happy they are with the ban on transgendered people in the military or, well, anywhere

Buried alive
Jun 8, 2009

KillerQueen posted:

"Nazis were liberals/socialists"

"The KKK were/are Democracts"

Pembroke Fuse
Dec 29, 2008

SteelMentor posted:

Change that to 40k, but doesn't actually understand it.

File Fight Club, American History X and Falling Down under the same catagory.

Warhammer 40, 000 is a tabletop war miniatures game that takes place in a neo-gothic future where mankind is a bunch of genetically enhanced space marines fighting for the emperor of man in the hostile reaches of space. The game is fun, if expensive. The problem is that to make things all grimdark and serious, the human race is basically just a giant fascist dictatorship and the glorious space marines are nazi ubermensch living by the tenets of blood and honour. All the other alien races, including the space elves, are to be mistrusted and are existential threats to mankind. Anyone who takes the fluff/stories too seriously is basically buying into fascism at a really early age.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Pembroke Fuse posted:

Warhammer 40, 000 is a tabletop war miniatures game that takes place in a neo-gothic future where mankind is a bunch of genetically enhanced space marines fighting for the emperor of man in the hostile reaches of space. The game is fun, if expensive. The problem is that to make things all grimdark and serious, the human race is basically just a giant fascist dictatorship and the glorious space marines are nazi ubermensch living by the tenets of blood and honour. All the other alien races, including the space elves, are to be mistrusted and are existential threats to mankind. Anyone who takes the fluff/stories too seriously is basically buying into fascism at a really early age.

I always feel like the key difference is that in the fiction that's actually correct because the aliens are all pretty evil and you will get murdered by demons if you don't worship the crazy space cult.

The key point some people miss is that that is fictional and not reality.

evilweasel
Aug 24, 2002

so much for the tolerant left

Pembroke Fuse
Dec 29, 2008

OwlFancier posted:

I always feel like the key difference is that in the fiction that's actually correct because the aliens are all pretty evil and you will get murdered by demons if you don't worship the crazy space cult.

The key point some people miss is that that is fictional and not reality.

Even in the fiction, the behaviour of the Imperium is pretty stupid and inefficient. See: https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Reasonable_Marines

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


isn't based a rap thing, not an alt-right thing?

i've only seen it in the context of based god which is lil b

SteelMentor
Oct 15, 2012

TOXIC
Channer types appropriated it because memes.

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008

Jazerus posted:

isn't based a rap thing, not an alt-right thing?

i've only seen it in the context of based god which is lil b

White people stealing something blacks created and ruining it for the mainstream?



Never heard of such a thing happening.

noether
May 1, 2017

some kinda cutesy shoggoth
-appeals to !!SCIENCE!! or !!REASON!! or whatever with respect to trans/ nb identities
-general worship of the concept of !!SCIENCE!! while also ignoring scientific evidence or reputable institutions that disagree with them.
-autogynephilia invoked
-that one study that they think proves transition is ineffective
-paul mchugh
-that one study that claims gay dudes have like a billion sexual partners
-splitting hairs between far-right groups (white nationalist vs. neo-nazi vs. alt-right)
-"traps"
-comment history or whatever has a lot of hentai in it
-comment history or whatever shows they're a fan of some franchise that extolls the virtues of friendship and tolerance

JBP
Feb 16, 2017

You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.

Pembroke Fuse posted:

Warhammer 40, 000 is a tabletop war miniatures game that takes place in a neo-gothic future where mankind is a bunch of genetically enhanced space marines fighting for the emperor of man in the hostile reaches of space. The game is fun, if expensive. The problem is that to make things all grimdark and serious, the human race is basically just a giant fascist dictatorship and the glorious space marines are nazi ubermensch living by the tenets of blood and honour. All the other alien races, including the space elves, are to be mistrusted and are existential threats to mankind. Anyone who takes the fluff/stories too seriously is basically buying into fascism at a really early age.

It started out like Judge Dredd and slowly became too serious for its own good. There's still a flicker of satire every now and then, but yeah generally it states that only fascism can save us.

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


US Flag emoji or word "deplorable" in twitter handle.

Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007

-use of ancient roman/greek statue for avatar

Ivan Shitskin
Nov 29, 2002

No "SJW" yet?

Also "religion of peace"

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JBP
Feb 16, 2017

You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.
Mention of personal travails dealing with family court.
Any mention of alimony/child support.

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