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DarkCrawler
Apr 6, 2009

by vyelkin
Ceasar is kind of anti-Trump. Money old as balls but he didn't have that much of it, at least in comparison to other patricians. Mommy issues instead of daddy issues. Actually gifted in everything, from political maneuvring to the art of war, from public speaking to prose, instead of loving terrible in everything except conning moron dupe retards. Handsome and charming instead of a repulsive toad alien from Planet Xyphus-1785 in the Anus Nebula. Nepotist, but his relative was the most gifted schemer in human history instead of a Large Adult Son. Actually managed to uproot the pre-existing political system and arguably make it stronger instead of just being an embarrassement who has cheapened and poisoned the prestige of United States to an entire generation. Stabbed to death by Senators for making GBS threads on them vs. getting his dick sucked by Senators for making GBS threads on them, etc.

EDIT: Gave his name to a term that means complete and utter political domination in public consciousness and several languages. Whereas Trump has given us a lot of memes

DarkCrawler fucked around with this message at 16:20 on Aug 13, 2017

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