- AverySpecialfriend
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when i drank all the hot sauce and my tongue bulged out and went AROOOOGA, and my eyes came out and did a 1-4 stretch to express dynamic motion, and i ran to the sink and blowjobbed the faucet for like a hundred minutes, it was because i was tired of drinking wine, which is a boring drink for fools and idiots, and so my hand naturally went to the slim, drinkable neck of the hot sauce bottle instead. i kept drinking the hot sauce until id finished the whole bottle not because im a cartoon of a human whose purpose in this life is to experience exaggerated suffering, but because i know it's rude to expect someone else to drink/pour from a bottle with my splashback in it. i am considerate: i am a renaissance woman.
AROOOOGA
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- AverySpecialfriend
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by Hand Knit
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uhh are you telling me you dont drool all over yourself constantly? okay weirdo lol
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Aug 23, 2017 17:23
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- AverySpecialfriend
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Okay, I understand your alarm about my dangling thumb and forefinger, but did you stop to consider that I was trying to saw off my fingers? I mean, what do I look like, somebody who doesn't understand proper circular saw safety? That's a really rude assumption... I gotta get back to removing my fingers, so please take your negativity somewhere else.
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