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Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

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The Dave posted:

Ah poo poo Ant has good chemistry with everyone, if only he could use his powers for good.

It's the melanin in his veins.

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Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

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:mmmhmm:

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

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You know how you know you're in a hotel room with Louis CK, chief? You can tell by looking from the dorsal to the exposed penis.

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

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Louis CK has come out of hiding to do standup again.

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Feb 14, 2012

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beep by grandpa posted:

100%

watch clips of him on Conan, he is funny as gently caress and makes the audience sooo uncomfortable but he commands the room so well you can tell people want to laugh and are trying not to, haha. Patrice had the same power.

Went looking to see if Patrice ever went on Conan.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUuJ4PC_VlA

If there's a heaven, this bastard deserves to be sinking a cloud in it.

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

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To be fair, I think Reddit has a rule against being TOTALLY NUDE.

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

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It came out that Trump refers to his Jewish son in law as "the only dumb Jew" and I immediately thought of Vos.

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

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Saw a bunch of new posts, thought maybe Anthony died. Nope, just still racist.

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

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Ya kiddin'!

https://twitter.com/ABC/status/1210...r%3D773%23pti29

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

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Reminder that despite the green screen New York skyline behind them, Ant's show is filmed in a basement, just like every show on Fox News, because both Ant and those people are deathly afraid of black Antifa super soldiers bursting into their heavily secured property at any moment.

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

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What's a good starting point for getting into Ron and Fez?

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

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I thought Anthony retired due to a heart condition?

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

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I broke my lungs dude

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

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It's. Over. Johnny.

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Feb 14, 2012

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Does anybody remember this: They're arguing with some caller who has a very surface level, very simple understanding of whatever it is they were arguing about and Patrice says to him, "Sir, you're the kind of guy who, when you're outside walking around and you see any type of bird, the only thing your brain thinks is: BIRD."

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

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Larry in Heaven, you're on the air.

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

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Opie is too dumb to take screenshots and contact journalists.

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

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I wish the Patrice documentary had just been the comics who knew him best sitting around that table talking for two hours.

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

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The government covertly injected him with large amounts of food over several decades.

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Feb 14, 2012

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That reminds me of the Louis CK story about how he thought he'd discovered a terrorist submarine near the Statue of Liberty and when he got the Coast Guard on the phone they told him "That's a buoy. It's been there since 1938."

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

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The only way Ant should be lit up is by a firing squad.

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

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Corsican pimp. Tunisian knife fighter.

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

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The cop that murdered George Floyd just got found guilty on all charges and there's an active shooter situation on Long Island. Somebody check on Cumia.

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsgmgUfx6Tw

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

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A third rate version of an already third rate comic. Oof.

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Feb 14, 2012

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I remember when Last Comic Standing was on and Vos was clearly the funniest contestant, but that was owing entirely to his having been in the business for thirty years already. Then he bombed in the final round, almost as if he was supposed to, and Dat Phan won, leading to a very funny guest spot on Tough Crowd.

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

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They remade The Wonder Years with a black family. Cumia on suicide watch.

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Feb 14, 2012

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Did he ever explain why he ditched the goatee?

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

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It's Thanksgeeeeving.

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Feb 14, 2012

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HPJoker posted:

Homeless Charlie (which Patrice was actually right about.)

"The president's wife, John?"

It was the Secretary of State, Patrice was mistaken. :smuggo:

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

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Anthony Cumia has been found dead in his Long Island home.

He was 14.

IT WAS MUUURDUHHHHH, SAM


TL posted:

aHpRuL fAlLs

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

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Disc Jockey Dennis

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

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Mad Doctor Cthulhu posted:

I'm confused why the Pests think that following Opie or Ant today is entertaining, or that anybody cares anymore. We know how this story is going to end: Opie is going to live the rest of his life miserable in obscurity or die trying to get a viral video while Ant is eventually busted by the cops for child molestation and/or porn. Jim and Sam are going to ride out their Sirius show so they can keep getting a paycheck. Ron Bennington will eventually retire somewhere living a fairly normal life as a grandfather. Fez is dead. Chris Stanley will die of 'misadventure.' There are no shocks in how all of these stories will end here.

Scorch will outlast them all.

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

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I'm Paul R Nelson

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

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The full version of Sleeves' stupid Christmas song is actually pretty good. :shrug:

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Feb 14, 2012

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jm8uMdTpmvA

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Feb 14, 2012

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Awww, baby boooy!

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

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Jim is not being genuine.

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

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Jim's relationship with transgender women is purely transactional.

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Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

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Daikatana Ritsu posted:

How is Chip the only one left without a scandal?

PECKAS

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