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Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

The Heroes the Vikings Deserve
Lipstick Apathy

Waroduce posted:

I'll take pack or jags I guess. Pencil me in for pack but if a packers fan has previous claim I'll do jags

nobody ever takes the packers in here for some reason so they're yours

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idiotface
Jul 24, 2003

So my teams from the past 4 years of the league both get given to people who've never played? I claim 1) Falcons 2)Seahawks 3) Cowboys 4)Patriots 5)Steelers 6) Chiefs or 7)Packers

idiotface fucked around with this message at 04:21 on Aug 18, 2017

Oberst
May 24, 2010

Fertilizing threads since 2010
You're not getting any of those teams

Waroduce
Aug 5, 2008
I'm excited to run the ball with *checks packers rb depth chart* a slightly used Jamaal Williams and bring Ty Montgomery in as third down back

E: a qb is wasted upon me cause I can't read coverages for poo poo but I'm like rain man with reading line flow and gaps but it's gonna be fun

HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

by Hand Knit
Lipstick Apathy

Nagger posted:

So my teams from the past 4 years of the league both get given to people who've never played? I claim 1) Falcons 2)Seahawks 3) Cowboys 4)Patriots 5)Steelers 6) Chiefs or 7)Packers

lol owned

TeeMerk
Jun 9, 2013
I concede the Cowboys to Havoc.

Wanna murder young metapod with Watson!!

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

TeeMerk posted:

I concede the Cowboys to Havoc.

Wanna murder young metapod with Watson!!

watson is going to die at the hands of rak

idiotface
Jul 24, 2003

I'll take the Steelers my favorite team that I fell in love with after using them in Bizarro last year. If not them then the Bucs a team that I frequently go to their games and am a huge fan!

I'm also calling the Pats because nobody has claimed them.

idiotface fucked around with this message at 01:59 on Aug 19, 2017

Oberst
May 24, 2010

Fertilizing threads since 2010
Nope x3

Faggot Guy
Aug 29, 2011

TWO TIME SUPERBOWL MVP
Chefs still open? I was them last year until my life imploded.

E: Guess not... I'll take whatever I do not care.

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

human being Guy posted:

Chefs still open? I was them last year until my life imploded.

E: Guess not... I'll take whatever I do not care.

Wait you are telling me you aren't going to meltdown over not getting your team whoa

Faggot Guy
Aug 29, 2011

TWO TIME SUPERBOWL MVP

Metapod posted:

Wait you are telling me you aren't going to meltdown over not getting your team whoa

Pretty apathetic tbh. Therefore perfect team is the Buffalo 4peat shitshows.

Faggot Guy fucked around with this message at 19:10 on Aug 19, 2017

hopterque
Mar 9, 2007

     sup
I'll tentatively take the vikings since I'm weak and stupid and bought this after all.


If I play Adolf I owe him a free win just as a heads up, following my embarrassing meltdown last league.

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
Lol man I was just loving with you were good it happens to everyone bro

Phobeste
Apr 9, 2006

never, like, count out Touchdown Tom, man
I'll do pats or failing that eagles or failing that bills or failing that hell I'll do jets because it's not like I'll win even with a good team

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
Also for the love of god don't come into discord if you're thin skinned because we will legit run you out. Not on purpose tho.

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

The Heroes the Vikings Deserve
Lipstick Apathy

Amy Pole Her posted:

Also for the love of god don't come into discord if you're thin skinned because we will legit run you out. Not on purpose tho.

actually thin skinned should definitely join discord

JPrime
Jul 4, 2007

tales of derring-do, bad and good luck tales!
College Slice
make sure you don't take anything seriously if you're in discord, you'll be ruined

Oberst
May 24, 2010

Fertilizing threads since 2010
THIS IS NOT CONCRETE

Hasty tentative list

AFCN
Bengals - Metamucil
Browns - Em
Ravens - Oberst
Steelers - teemerk jr

AFCE
Bills - FG
Dolphins - Adolf
Jets - cool
Pats - flick

AFCS
Tits - Metapod
Texans - Teemerk
Colts - cheese
Jags - hotlanta friend

AFCW
Raiders - Paper
Chargers - Papes
Chefs - bt
Broncos - bonham


NFCN
Vikings - hop
Pack - War
Lions - nagger
Bears - short thug

NFCE
Cowboys - havoc
Giants - Dave
Skins - AF
Eagles - phobeste

NFCS
Panthers - discount
Saints -
Bucs - wampa
Falcons - hotlanta

NFCW
9ers
Hawx - Benny
Cards - jx
Rams - dralun

Oberst fucked around with this message at 01:45 on Aug 27, 2017

flickmaker
Jun 7, 2004

Coked out Artie.


I've been busy with a new job. But give me my Pats. I'll be picking this up over the weekend.

Oberst
May 24, 2010

Fertilizing threads since 2010
Nagger you're banished to nfc

idiotface
Jul 24, 2003

Noooooooooooo

Dralun
May 22, 2012
I can't let anyone else be the Rams, so I'm going to go with them. The fandom won out.

And I want that Lesnar AV, Oberst!

Phobeste
Apr 9, 2006

never, like, count out Touchdown Tom, man
can't wait to watch some strategy youtube and own all of you with my superior knowledge of Gameplay

Waroduce
Aug 5, 2008

Phobeste posted:

can't wait to watch some strategy youtube and own all of you with my superior knowledge of Gameplay

lol strategy

listen son, you put two tightends, a fullback and a halfback on the field all at the same time and you run loving power. I mean real tightends. none of these nancy boy basketball players or split ends who have never lined up in line or attached to a formation that are just lovely big receivers. real tight ends that you can run a wham block with or that can down block an end 1 on 1. You run loving power and you run loving power again and you jam it down their throats following your big beautiful pulling guards rear end all the way down the field and you make them like it. 3 yards and a cloud of dust is the way football is meant to played

Waroduce fucked around with this message at 02:16 on Aug 22, 2017

Dralun
May 22, 2012
Run commit middle.

Oberst
May 24, 2010

Fertilizing threads since 2010

Dralun posted:

Run commit middle.

Or fill gaps to the appropriate point of attack. Rush for -2 yards

Coolwhoami
Sep 13, 2007
I will be the least desirable team, or the jets (someone in discord said that the person taking the jets was switching?), or the saints. Worst teams for the worst newbie.

idiotface
Jul 24, 2003

I'll take eagles

Oberst
May 24, 2010

Fertilizing threads since 2010
I need to actually do the OP

bkerlee
Aug 3, 2006

Slimy and gross.

Oberst posted:

I need to actually do the OP

Don't forget the new section "Nagger's Rules."

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

bkerlee posted:

Don't forget the new section "Nagger's Rules."

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

The Heroes the Vikings Deserve
Lipstick Apathy

bkerlee posted:

Don't forget the new section "Nagger's Rules."

please don't slur

Waroduce
Aug 5, 2008

Oberst posted:

I need to actually do the OP

Pls make a rule that you have to run 22 personnel at least 40% of the time

Faggot Guy
Aug 29, 2011

TWO TIME SUPERBOWL MVP

Waroduce posted:

Pls make a rule that you have to run 22 personnel at least 40% of the time

Dave gets a pass as Giants.

Papes
Apr 13, 2010

There's always something at the bottom of the bag.

Waroduce posted:

Pls make a rule that you have to run 22 personnel at least 40% of the time

I'm running 5 wide all game fight me

Waroduce
Aug 5, 2008

Papes posted:

I'm running 5 wide all game fight me

I'm gunna run linebackers through your a gap with a 0 tech dt u better have a quick release baby

LIKE A BUNCH OF CRAZED DOGS

Waroduce
Aug 5, 2008
Wrong thread

Bonham
Aug 14, 2009

Kill! Kill! Kill!
I'll be broncos I suppose

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HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

by Hand Knit
Lipstick Apathy
HOTLANTA FRIEND called the Jags fyi

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