Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Locked thread
AverySpecialfriend

by Hand Knit
im not taking any questions

whatever you wanted to know about me, dont ask


EDIT- Phiz has gone mad with power, feel free to ask AVSF anything you want & they must answer truthfully, for i have bound them in a circle of salt

Somebody fucked around with this message at 19:04 on Aug 29, 2017

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

AverySpecialfriend

by Hand Knit
Things I'm not taking questions about:
- personal questions
- trivia
- what my favorite X is
- really anything
- especially that
- don't even think about it pal

Broken Box

what's your favorite sex song

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

----------------
This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!

AverySpecialfriend

by Hand Knit
*taking deep breaths and rocking back and forth* im not answering that, im not answering that, im not answering that.....

AverySpecialfriend

by Hand Knit
hey heres a question for you, just where do u think u get off? asking me a question like that, really any question at all, pretty bold if u ask me

Twenty Four


Can we make demands? wait dang that is a question too... ummm.....

Dads Dip Cup

hey man how's it g- *stuttering briefly* I meant I would like for you to tell me how it is going.

DOPE FIEND KILLA G

why the hell would i ask u a question?? u ain't got no answers!

AverySpecialfriend

by Hand Knit

DOPE FIEND KILLA G posted:

why the hell would i ask u a question??

cant answer that SORRY

AverySpecialfriend

by Hand Knit
good conversation topics: the weather (DONT ask "hows this weather we're having??" u drool baby); declarative statements; lists of things ex colors i can name: red, blue, reddish blue, corncob, cauliflower, couscous, cerulean, bluish red... just dont ask me to name any more or for clarification on any of those and we can be peachy 👌 okay???

Dads Dip Cup

alex trebek : so what do you like to do in your spare time

me, a jeopardy! contestant : I'LL be the one asking the questions here, buddy

Olive!

It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...

AverySpecialfriend posted:

dont ask me anything

why not?

AverySpecialfriend

by Hand Knit

Glad u asked *farts for 10 straight seconds*

Macnult

op I respect your request and will not ask you anything?

Olive!

It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...
tell me the name of the dad!

Robot Made of Meat

OK, we can't ask. So we'll just tell!


Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

vanisher

what if I give you an answer and it's like that jeopardy thing where you say the question

For instance, i'd say "a cool dude" and you say "who is vanisher"



Sig images courtesy of the talented Luvcow, Dumb Sex-Parrot, & Death Sext

Putty

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
Dang, now who will I ask to go to the PROM???

AverySpecialfriend

by Hand Knit
look folks, this isnt a riddle or a game. i just dont like being asked questions and i CERTAINLY dont like answering them

Putty posted:

Dang, now who will I ask to go to the PROM???

...................nice try

----------------
This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!

PHIZ KALIFA

#mood
whole lotta people asking questions after being told not to. . . *fingers probation button thoughtfully*

crimes

alnilam

please tell me what updog is

AverySpecialfriend

by Hand Knit

PHIZ KALIFA posted:

whole lotta people asking questions after being told not to. . . *fingers probation button thoughtfully*

I appreciate ur just and vengeful threats, thank u

PHIZ KALIFA

#mood

alnilam posted:

please tell me what updog is

:robble:

crimes

PHIZ KALIFA

#mood
people there are two rules to this thread

1) dont ask a very special friend anything
2) dont make me be the bad guy

i added this second rule because people are farting up this fine thread with their rear end-inine questions (lmao) im sorry i have to come down like a shitton of fuckhammers but i won't lose BYOB like we lost FYAD.

AverySpecialfriend posted:

I appreciate ur just and vengeful threats, thank u

*while meditating beneath a waterfall in glorious nippon*

ur welcum

crimes

Matoi Ryuko


okay

Meeksha

i did it all for the nookie
Ask me how!
-freb dust
instead of answering questions, can you just exclaim facts?

-----


come on and slam and welcome to the jam

Thank you Heather Papps for the summer sig!

Meeksha

i did it all for the nookie
Ask me how!
-freb dust

Meeksha posted:

instead of answering questions, can you just exclaim facts?

dammit, i failed.

instead of answering questions, just exclaim facts.

-----


come on and slam and welcome to the jam

Thank you Heather Papps for the summer sig!

AverySpecialfriend

by Hand Knit

thanks

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


sounds good. certainly won't be asking any questions here. no ma'am, not a single question will be asked. heck, i don't think i've ever asked a question in my life. in grade school, teachers just shouted answers at me, without me ever asking. hoooooooboy, i tell you what. i've never even asked if this is the right line at the dmv. the dmv workers just scream IT'S OVER HERE and then confetti falls from the ceiling and they tell me i've been elected queen of the dmv for the day.

yes. never askin a question of you, ever.


AverySpecialfriend

by Hand Knit

Clit Eatswood posted:

sounds good. certainly won't be asking any questions here. no ma'am, not a single question will be asked. heck, i don't think i've ever asked a question in my life. in grade school, teachers just shouted answers at me, without me ever asking. hoooooooboy, i tell you what. i've never even asked if this is the right line at the dmv. the dmv workers just scream IT'S OVER HERE and then confetti falls from the ceiling and they tell me i've been elected queen of the dmv for the day.

yes. never askin a question of you, ever.

Real powerful stance here, brave even, if you ask me. Folks, you could learn a lot about how not to ask me questions from this post.......

HotSoapyBeard

I'm a really cool nice dad
HAIKOOLIGAN
Don't answer any of my questions.

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


HotSoapyBeard posted:

Don't answer any of my questions.

don't tell me what to do, that's what avery is doing.


alnilam

Ask me no more questions
Tell me no more lies
The boys are in the bathroom
Zipping up their flies

byob historian

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!
im gonna read the posts itt and use the knowledge therein to contribute to my fearsome posting power to :justpost: and i aint askin nobodys permission :c00lbert:

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


alnilam posted:

Ask me no more questions
Tell me no more lies
The boys are in the bathroom
Zipping up their flies

are in the city, the bees are in the pot
this post is really weirdy
and the words are getting
d-a-r-k
d-a-r-k
d-a-r-k

dark is like a movie
a movie's like a show
a show is like a posting hole and that is all i am allowed to say because there might be questions involved and as a non-question-asker, i expect you to read my mind and :justpost:


Putty

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
who am I ever going to give all these bags on money?

byob historian

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Putty posted:

who am I ever going to give all these bags on money?

OP didnt say nothin bout askin the other posters itt things, so if u want to ask me ill be happy to say yes :thumbsup:

Senior Management



How dare you?

:jerry:

AverySpecialfriend

by Hand Knit
exCUSE ME??

----------------
This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

AverySpecialfriend

by Hand Knit
ask questions get probations

----------------
This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!

  • Locked thread