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I mean, they were going to put the Baroness in jail after Cate won her shoot-out with her. Until the explosion.
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Sep 24, 2017 18:26
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Meanwhile, in today's episode of "More information than you require" People pressed into box shape - well, naked women pressed into more symmetrical box shapes - are a fetish for more people than I expected, as I found for my considerable displeasure.
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The man-crates can and will actually roll after you and can reach a surprising turn of speed. Those two in that room can be a nasty surprise, rolling and leaping and biting. It's quite unsettling.
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The mancrates can be killed with the welder. Just saying. Also they are affected by sleep darts/gas.
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Sep 25, 2017 09:40
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I could have sworn the mancrates would actually thank you for killing them. Maybe they only do it in a later area, I don't remember, but I still think you're actually doing them a favor.
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Between burning sleeping people to death with a blow torch and the man crates, this game got really weird and creepy!
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I'm surprised the undersea base is going on for so long. I suppose we do have to save Armstrong down here. ...I wonder who the other one is. They said there were two dangerous specimens. Anders, maybe?
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Yes, one of the intel notes Scruffy picked up earlier said that HARM was transporting Lt. Anders back to the base for more conditioning since the super soldier process was so expensive that they couldn't afford to just write him off.
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Sep 26, 2017 03:46
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Glazius posted:I'm surprised the undersea base is going on for so long.
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Sep 26, 2017 04:00
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Getting dumped for a biome is pretty rough but I suppose a guy can't really compete with that.
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Sep 26, 2017 05:21
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She...she could just be being metaphorical.
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Sep 26, 2017 10:16
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Today we witness the death of art. Terror In The Deep Scene 1/Polsy
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Who needs oxygen when you can put skill points to better use? Just hold your breath and check that medibay. But seriously though, you're in no danger of dying from being slow at handling your gadgets. Or course, if you are a better player than me it's probably easy to beat the game by spending all your points to raise gadgets to max level before anything else.  Also that boss fight is the most difficult part of the entire game if you're playing on hard. So many mimes spawning in with their good accuracy and high damage and the mime king moving so fast with much more health. So much frustration. Oh ho ho ho. Poil fucked around with this message at 22:42 on Sep 26, 2017 |
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Sep 26, 2017 22:35
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I've been waiting to say this since Double cross: Learn The Words Pierre!
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Sep 26, 2017 23:29
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Armstrong's goofy swimming animation will always be the unintentionally? funniest thing in this game. I love the homage he gets to Jaws in Moonraker though, the best goofy Bond movie (come at me).
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Kibayasu posted:Armstrong's goofy swimming animation will always be the unintentionally? funniest thing in this game. I love the homage he gets to Jaws in Moonraker though, the best goofy Bond movie (come at me). Pretty sure him doing the doggy paddle is intentional, though it's really an awful stroke to use when fully underwater.
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Revenge of Super Secret Submarine!
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Who else is going to come rescue you after a HARM undersea base explodes? Not-HARM?
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I'm really glad I'm not the only one who goes out of his way to jump a couple time on that guard pinned down by the fallen door. Assholes unite or something. Shame the game doesn't respond to it.
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We're getting downright close to the end, and we've still got a few more boss fights to go. Endgame Scene 1/Polsy
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all I can think of for that very last shot isquote:"This little light of mine, I'm gonna let it shine. This little light of mine, I'm gonna let it shine. This little light of mine, I'm gonna let it shine, let it shine, let it shine, let it shine. Hide it under some seaweed, no! I'm gonna let it shine. Hide it under some seaweed, no! I'm gonna let it shine. Hide it under some seaweed, no! I'm gonna let it shine, let it shine, let it shine, let it shine. Scare away sea monsters, yeah! I'm gonna let it shine..." —
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The unsinkable Magnus Armstrong! I seem to remember a memo or something about the artificial lava being made out of orange drink. Am I wrong?
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Okay, I appreciate the symmetry in Cate inexplicably turning up just fine after two implausibly lethal circumstances (getting stabbed, and the hurricane), and then Magnus turning up just fine twice, similarly.
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TooMuchAbstraction posted:Okay, I appreciate the symmetry in Cate inexplicably turning up just fine after two implausibly lethal circumstances (getting stabbed, and the hurricane), and then Magnus turning up just fine twice, similarly. Well duh. They're both Scottish. As Magnus implied in the first game, only a True Scotsman can kill another True Scotsman. But man, this game is really short, or at least it seems that way.
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Sep 29, 2017 03:15
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Man, Anders does not stop. Dude's on a mission. To... I guess he's got a compass or an objective marker or something?
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Man-sauce 
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dscruffy1 posted:We're getting downright close to the end, and we've still got a few more boss fights to go. A folder has been missed. 
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Unbelievable! And you call yourself a superspy?Glazius posted:Man, Anders does not stop. Dude's on a mission. To...
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Puukko naamassa posted:Man-sauce
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macdjord posted:I know! That whole sequence was just increasing levels of 'Did they think these names through?'. They almost certainly did.
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Oh yeah, the HARM goon that announces the phonecall -- maybe he was de-crated, and that explains why he's a little off? I could believe that performance as being "shadow of one's former self".
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You know, I kind of like the Mime's attack accordion string when they showed up.
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TooMuchAbstraction posted:Oh yeah, the HARM goon that announces the phonecall -- maybe he was de-crated, and that explains why he's a little off? I could believe that performance as being "shadow of one's former self". This is a meta-joke. Go back and watch the opening credits sequence again (and notice the way he acknowledges the camera). EDIT: There's also a hidden conversation if you wait against that set of elevator doors near the Director's koi pond which essentially explains the whole thing. It's nothing so cool as a UNITY infiltrator. This section of the game reeks of heavy cuts. Loxbourne fucked around with this message at 20:35 on Sep 29, 2017 |
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I kind of figured he was one of the ones Kate & Magnus rescued from the undersea base, trying a very poor distraction to buy Kate some time to escape to pay her back. Rather bummed out that there's no NOLF 3. Considering the precedent established by this game, I'd like to see Isako join team UNITY and help Kate & Magnus fight Evil Crocodile Dundee.
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It's the end! I did leave out one special thanks in the video. Thank you Akogare Zephyr, for the super cool fanart! Preemptive Strike Scene 1/Polsy
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I wish I had some popcorn. The finale delivers. Not perfectly but it sure delivers. The last boss is ludicrously unfair though. Hope you had a lot of armor and health left. 
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The first game had a better story, but the second game was still a joy to watch. Both fantastic.
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I really wish Ridiculous 60s Superspy Comedy was a more common genre. I love them.
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