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FutonForensic

as the film came to a close, and the gunman cocked his gun, i looked at the screen. on it was a message of love:

Thank you for watching Despicable Me 3

i smiled in contentment. i was ready to make peace with my existence. then, another message flashed on the screen as the gunman squeezed the trigger:

Just kidding! You've actually been watching The Emoji Movie this entire time

the theater was filled with a scream, my scream, and then silence. also, a gunshot between the scream and the silence.


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FutonForensic

Rodney Dangerfield stands up in the front row, turns to the audience behind him and yells, "Hey everyone! We're all gonna get murdered before we watch Despicable Me 3!" The crowd cheers


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