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Who will win this dumb league?
Real Madrid
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BWV
Feb 24, 2005


Nelson Mandela ruins everything

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Lladre
Jun 28, 2011


Soiled Meat
A swing and flub from pique.
Not a good portent.

curried lamb of God
Aug 31, 2001

we are all Marwinners
https://streamable.com/0bv5r

I'm not crying

curried lamb of God
Aug 31, 2001

we are all Marwinners
I'm probably going to close this thread today, who wants to make a World Cup thread for La Roja (it's coming home)

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY

curried lamb of God posted:

I'm probably going to close this thread today, who wants to make a World Cup thread for La Roja (it's coming home)

Leave it open for stuff that happens in the off-season, imo

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

blue footed boobie posted:

Leave it open for stuff that happens in the off-season, imo

Agreed, don't close it since there will be another doping and/or tax scandal I'm sure.

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


will need the thread open all summer plz for the Big Mar to Madrid drama

Tokyo Sexwale
Jul 30, 2003

BWV posted:

will need the thread open all summer plz for the Big Mar to Madrid drama

agreed, should be great imo

Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!



Will the grease man think twice about going to barca?

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=1916768631669242&id=283917298287725

curried lamb of God
Aug 31, 2001

we are all Marwinners
Rayo and Huesca secured promotion to the Primera today. Sporting Gijon, Zaragoza, Osasuna and Cadiz are in the playoff spots, with Valladolid, Numancia and Real Oviedo still alive

Magic City Monday
Dec 5, 2016
Zidane is leaving Madrid. On the one hand, that seems pretty sudden, but on the other, I doubt Madrid would keep him around if he didn't win the league/CL next season.

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


Zizout

Tahirovic
Feb 25, 2009
Fun Shoe
Doubt he can find a club that pays more to refs than Real, just to make up for bad coaching.

Sneaks McDevious
Jul 29, 2010

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Tahirovic posted:

Doubt he can find a club that pays more to refs than Real, just to make up for bad coaching.

:qq:

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe

Tahirovic posted:

Doubt he can find a club that pays more to refs than Real, just to make up for bad coaching.

Hello, I can think of one

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


Wenger to Madrid would be a dream.

Sneaks McDevious
Jul 29, 2010

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

BWV posted:

Wenger to Madrid would be a dream.

Would he be up for that type of horseshit at his age?

Lladre
Jun 28, 2011


Soiled Meat

BWV posted:

Wenger to Madrid would be a dream.

That would be hilarious.

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY
God drat, Zidane is cool as hell.

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

trem_two posted:

Hello, I can think of one

:discourse:

Tokyo Sexwale
Jul 30, 2003

trem_two posted:

Hello, I can think of one

Zidane played for them too, it could work

Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!



I bring you a summary of the current conspiracy theory, it might seem very silly but Florentino is perfectly capable of all of this.

1. Florentino has a deal ready to sign Alisson and told Zidane that he needs to get rid of Keylor or bench him
2. Florentino ordered the sale of Ronald, Benzema and Bale
3. Florentino ordered that Asencio and Isco should start most games
4. Florentino ordered that Modric should be pushed out of the team by benching him because he needs the #10 short for Neymar and just changing the shirt numbers would cause unrest in the locker room. Nike would pay the penalties for rescinding Adidas' contract.
5. Zidane said "gently caress all that, I'm out"
6. Zidane wants to go to Juve and take Keylor with him

Angry Lobster
May 16, 2011

Served with honor
and some clarified butter.
Flore wants to sell Benzema.

Zidane doesn't want to, because Benzema has so much dirty poo poo on him.

poo poo happened.

Lladre
Jun 28, 2011


Soiled Meat

Simone Poodoin posted:

I bring you a summary of the current conspiracy theory, it might seem very silly but Florentino is perfectly capable of all of this.

1. Florentino has a deal ready to sign Alisson and told Zidane that he needs to get rid of Keylor or bench him
2. Florentino ordered the sale of Ronald, Benzema and Bale
3. Florentino ordered that Asencio and Isco should start most games
4. Florentino ordered that Modric should be pushed out of the team by benching him because he needs the #10 short for Neymar and just changing the shirt numbers would cause unrest in the locker room. Nike would pay the penalties for rescinding Adidas' contract.
5. Zidane said "gently caress all that, I'm out"
6. Zidane wants to go to Juve and take Keylor with him

Number three is the little truth that makes the rest of the conspiracy theory believable.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

ArsenalFan.txt explains why Wenger should be the next Real Madrid manager lol.

http://www.espn.com/soccer/club/arsenal/359/blog/post/3514338/arsene-wenger-to-real-madrid-ex-arsenal-boss-the-right-man-to-succeed-zidane

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/eldiarioes/status/1005799831959408640
La Liga's official app has been activating users' phone mic and using geo location to catch bars that are broadcasting games without a license

Lladre
Jun 28, 2011


Soiled Meat
Zaragosa losing to Numancia was rather sad.

Good thing the league will be dead after the lawsuit from that phone app.

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


madrid's new manager said Messi is the best. ronaldo out. Julen fired by January.

mackintosh
Aug 18, 2007


Semper Fidelis Poloniae
Saint Iker will descend from heaven and lead Madrid to glory.

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


just want to wish all the Big Ron fanbois a Buon viaggio! as they'll be migrating to the Seria A thread next season. The thread sure wont be the same without the homoerotic odes.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

BWV posted:

just want to wish all the Big Ron fanbois a Buon viaggio! as they'll be migrating to the Seria A thread next season. The thread sure wont be the same without the homoerotic odes.

You and Lladre posting to each other all season will be a hoot.

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


Shrapnig posted:

You and Lladre posting to each other all season will be a hoot.

Speaking of which, I'll make the new La Liga thread later this week. We can post about the SUPERCUP here tho.

Lladre
Jun 28, 2011


Soiled Meat
Watched Guardiola versus Emery just now. Seemed like a good portent.

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


Var Party begins 8 minutes in. Sevilla up 1-0 on some trash defending by Pique and Alba.

psyer
Mar 26, 2013
Man the World Feed commentary is bad. Audio just keeps clipping.

Edit: Finally they fixed the audio issue. Took them about 15 minutes into the match.

Lladre
Jun 28, 2011


Soiled Meat

BWV posted:

Var Party begins 8 minutes in. Sevilla up 1-0 on some trash defending by Pique and Alba.

It was some La Liga defending, for sure.

Lladre
Jun 28, 2011


Soiled Meat
Nice way to end the half. Hopefully.

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


The Oz Man with a big time kick right there.

Lladre
Jun 28, 2011


Soiled Meat
Should make the game more interesting. Sevilla having to play higher now.

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BWV
Feb 24, 2005


That was a terrible penalty. Stegen owned him.

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