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Thoguh
Nov 8, 2002

College Slice
The Democrat branch is on its way out. What party will rise up and take its place? The Nazis? Socialists? Bull Moose? Anti-Masonic? Free Soil?



This is a thread for posting possible political parties. Names, platforms, possible candidates, whatever floats your boat.

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I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011
hopefully the nazi party since i think theyre good lol.

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer
The Whokes

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool
Pity Vote Party

Frijolero
Jan 24, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo
PAWG

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost
the I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and my butt smells and...I like to kiss my own butt party

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

Pizza Party

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

Trucken and fucken party

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


The Democratic Socialists of America

The American Social Democratic Labour Party (Majority faction)

Thoguh
Nov 8, 2002

College Slice

Good soup! posted:

Pizza Party

Whats the party platform concerning Pineapple?

Frijolero
Jan 24, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo
The March for Science Party

Platform:
- Beat corporate and lobby funded climate change denial with wacky signs

Rushi
Jun 2, 2003

by Smythe
boner zoners

nite crew

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos
Lemon Party Dot Org

upgunned shitpost
Jan 21, 2015

Teh SuperPacs

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

The Corporate Progressive Party

we stand for progressive values as long as they don't conflict with corporate interests

you say all progressive values conflict with that? well *walks away quickly faking a phone call*

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
No Labels

tower time
Jul 30, 2008




Coexist (but the x is replaced with a swastika)

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

Yinlock posted:

The Corporate Progressive Party

we stand for progressive values as long as they don't conflict with corporate interests

you say all progressive values conflict with that? well *walks away quickly faking a phone call*

no, op said a different party from dems




gay weed party

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

Thoguh posted:

Whats the party platform concerning Pineapple?

death

Omnikin
May 29, 2007

Press 'E' for Medic

yes


Thoguh posted:

Whats the party platform concerning Pineapple?

for

LGD
Sep 25, 2004

Socialism seems to be getting more and more popular, but I'm not convinced it's sufficient on its own. Both major parties clearly do not care a white for the common good, and the Republicans specifically are very obviously treasonous. Perhaps adding a dash of nationalism would be a good idea to draw broader support? A sort of American National Socialist party, if you will?

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

MORE LARGE DAUGHTERS

upgunned shitpost
Jan 21, 2015

The Bundlers Front

reignonyourparade
Nov 15, 2012
The rent is too drat high

His Purple Majesty
Dec 12, 2008
The Dhmmicrats

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
Posadist Extra Lunar Workers Party

Hilario Baldness
Feb 10, 2005

:buddy:



Grimey Drawer
Corporate Personhood Party

LargeHadron
May 19, 2009

They say, "you mean it's just sounds?" thinking that for something to just be a sound is to be useless, whereas I love sounds just as they are, and I have no need for them to be anything more than what they are.
:byodame: THE DEMONRATS *votes Trump*

Haha...good one...mom :smith:

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

The Shrieking Nitwits

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

"Don't blame me, I'm a Shrieking Nitwit!"

Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006

Thoguh posted:

The Democrat branch is on its way out. What party will rise up and take its place? The Nazis? Socialists? Bull Moose? Anti-Masonic? Free Soil?



This is a thread for posting possible political parties. Names, platforms, possible candidates, whatever floats your boat.

thats a neat chart op

the black husserl
Feb 25, 2005

Not sure why we'll need a "new party". The Republicans will be more than happy to pick up those empty seats for themselves.

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008
St. Louis Rams

Thoguh
Nov 8, 2002

College Slice

FactsAreUseless posted:

The Shrieking Nitwits

Who do they run in 2020?

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Thoguh posted:

Who do they run in 2020?
Some Nitwit, I don't know.

Thoguh
Nov 8, 2002

College Slice

FactsAreUseless posted:

Some Nitwit, I don't know.

Not gonna win the presidency with that attitude.

Big Man With A Gun
Jul 22, 2007

Big Gun With A Man
I thought socialists liked one-party states, so what's wrong with the Republican Party?

Big Man With A Gun
Jul 22, 2007

Big Gun With A Man
The Justice Party sounds good to me

Ramc
May 4, 2008

Bringing your thread to a screeching halt, guaranteed.

Piss Tape is Real party

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Relin
Oct 6, 2002

You have been a most worthy adversary, but in every game, there are winners and there are losers. And as you know, in this game, losers get robotizicized!
Social Media Scolds Of America

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