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i write .05 to .1 KLOCs a day
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my kloc speed is 4ghz
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Aug 23, 2017 02:52
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Raere posted:my kloc speed is 4ghz 
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Aug 23, 2017 02:53
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rock out with your KLOCs out
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Aug 23, 2017 04:23
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stop posting op
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Aug 23, 2017 05:26
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zero kloc because i have ascended to the astral plane of never writing a code
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Aug 23, 2017 06:05
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Bloody posted:zero kloc because i have ascended to the astral plane of never writing a code huh, i guess the universe is cyclical
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Aug 23, 2017 06:59
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id drink a cold doz with lp0 on fire
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Aug 23, 2017 08:19
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like no less. ive drowned a doz in less than two hours. I am now ready to meet lp0
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Aug 23, 2017 08:23
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10x your kloc/day
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Aug 23, 2017 08:48
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420 kloc/s max coding speed
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Aug 23, 2017 13:57
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3 KLOC per second / 333 Megatexels per second / 3D gaming at 60FPS
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Aug 23, 2017 13:59
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LP0 ON FIRE posted:i write .05 to .1 KLOCs a day granny KLOCin'
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Aug 23, 2017 15:00
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now playing: 03 dethkloc - techsupport.flac
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Aug 23, 2017 15:13
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median klocs per day: 0.000 average: like 0.010
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Aug 23, 2017 15:15
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MALE SHOEGAZE posted:granny KLOCin' not double-refactorin' like you should be
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Aug 23, 2017 18:05
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MALE SHOEGAZE posted:granny KLOCin' what it really is writing a bunch of repetitive nonsense, much like my posting, but then i break it down into methods/functions and slim it down as much as i can so i can understand wtf is going later on without writing a whole bunch of comments. i also truly work at max effort 3 hours out of my work day on average
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Aug 23, 2017 18:44
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echinopsis posted:like no less. ive drowned a doz in less than two hours. I am now ready to meet lp0 i'll bring my bluetooth enabled vape
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Aug 23, 2017 18:47
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sure, you can suck my kloc OP
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Aug 23, 2017 21:46
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LP0 ON FIRE posted:what it really is writing a bunch of repetitive nonsense, much like my posting, but then i break it down into methods/functions and slim it down as much as i can so i can understand wtf is going later on without writing a whole bunch of comments. i also truly work at max effort 3 hours out of my work day on average deleting code is good
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Aug 23, 2017 22:05
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LP0 ON FIRE posted:i'll bring my bluetooth enabled vape i hope this is a thing
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Aug 23, 2017 22:44
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echinopsis posted:i hope this is a thing Search your heart, &c. &c. 
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Aug 23, 2017 22:47
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i don't write klocs I write gigs of
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Aug 23, 2017 22:54
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echinopsis posted:i hope this is a thing there are Bluetooth fidget spinners
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Aug 23, 2017 23:44
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Silver Alicorn posted:there are Bluetooth fidget spinners I would actually not mind getting metrics on which of the sides of my sperg cubes I use the most (and whether the preferred side varies between cube 1 and cube 2). 
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Aug 23, 2017 23:46
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jesus man
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Aug 24, 2017 06:45
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Schadenboner posted:I would actually not mind getting metrics on which of the sides of my sperg cubes I use the most (and whether the preferred side varies between cube 1 and cube 2). uhhh
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Aug 24, 2017 08:19
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Schadenboner posted:I would actually not mind getting metrics on which of the sides of my sperg cubes I use the most (and whether the preferred side varies between cube 1 and cube 2). it’s just a fidget spinner with a Bluetooth speaker. nothin fancy man
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Aug 24, 2017 14:51
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echinopsis posted:i hope this is a thing yeah, there are ones with programmable leds that you can bluetooth up to your phone to change how the robocock looks.
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Aug 24, 2017 15:10
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fart simpson posted:uhhh What if I'm using the wrong face of the cube? Metrics would allow me to pick the best cube face the first time. 
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Aug 25, 2017 05:47
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ultravoices posted:yeah, there are ones with programmable leds that you can bluetooth up to your phone to change how the robocock looks. wish they actually looked like real life cocks so it was less shameful to be choking back on one in public
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Aug 25, 2017 07:25
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Schadenboner posted:I would actually not mind getting metrics on which of the sides of my sperg cubes I use the most (and whether the preferred side varies between cube 1 and cube 2). i'd actually like this an understand your wishes. i've actually had some kind of keylogger installed on every desktop computer i use at work and home since 2001; not to save everything i wrote, but just keep track of the number of keystrokes
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Aug 25, 2017 16:27
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echinopsis posted:like no less. ive drowned a doz in less than two hours. I am now ready to meet lp0 do you lean all day and some say that ain't productive?
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Aug 25, 2017 16:57
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youve never wrote a kloc of note in your life
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Aug 25, 2017 17:13
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Bloody posted:zero kloc because i have ascended to the astral plane of never writing a code Negative klocs can actually be a v good thing Alternatively insert 'I'm gonna write me a minivan!' from when Dilbert was still good
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Aug 25, 2017 19:21
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echinopsis posted:wish they actually looked like real life cocks so it was less shameful to be choking back on one in public i assure you someone has hollowed out a silicone dong for this purpose
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Aug 25, 2017 19:54
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I used to be lazy about writing PIC16 assembly so I would take vim and just do like 5yy 100P if I had to do something a bunch of times. Bam 0.5 KLOC in under a second.
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Aug 25, 2017 22:31
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feedmegin posted:when Dilbert was still good ❓❓❓
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Aug 25, 2017 22:32
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the only good dilbert are dilbert 2 and 3
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