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Jake Mustache posted:*Hopes future people don't take into account all the dead babies due to our high infant mortality when they calculate our medieval lifespans* yeah they never tell ya about the dead kids if ghosts were real europe would have a plague of dead medieval kid ghosts
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Jake Mustache posted:*Hopes future people don't take into account all the dead babies due to our high infant mortality when they calculate our medieval lifespans* A good example for when to use median instead of average.
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Aug 23, 2017 21:04
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what jokes would a jester even make?
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Aug 23, 2017 21:40
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That Robot posted:what jokes would a jester even make? The king is so fat tha-*joke gets cut off, along with head*
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Aug 23, 2017 21:42
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"fake news" *beheads town crier out of butthurt*
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Aug 23, 2017 21:57
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deus vult! *dies of dysentery*
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Aug 23, 2017 22:38
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It's not a perfect system but it's the best there is. God said so. *is executed for reading the Bible*
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Aug 23, 2017 23:03
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*oppresses the serfs after they try to rebel* haha take that serfs 
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Aug 23, 2017 23:17
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*Laughs at farting jester*
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Aug 23, 2017 23:18
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*is a Cagot* *hated and persecuted all his life for no discernible reason.*
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it's a good thing that muddy slop is my favorite food in the entire world
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as the 3rd son of a baron from the middle of loving nowhere, I'm considering going "questing" but then actually castrating myself and joining a pagan circle dedicated to some earth mother goddess or another. the details of what we'd worship wouldn't really matter, I'm really just interested in the castration and being a priestess part.
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Aug 24, 2017 00:30
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*attacks castles by spamming them with trebuchets* *takes down the castles after defeating them, subdivides castle land and creates a landed estate* i call it trebuchetopia
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Aug 24, 2017 01:14
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do they still make this style of buttplug?
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Onkel Hedwig posted:A good example for when to use median instead of average. It wouldn't help that much - hell if 50% died it'd be worse than the average. Just gotta exclude those who die before age 2 or whatever. If you die at age 1, you're not old enough to scrawl pictorial complaints on the outhouse wall, the contemporary version of GBS.
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Onkel Hedwig posted:A good example for when to use median instead of average. you can't park your car on the "average" of a road 
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Aug 24, 2017 01:32
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*lives life that isn't really that bad*
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That Robot posted:*oppresses the serfs after they try to rebel* haha im gonna make the name of their social class analogous to evil just to rub it in further too
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Percelus posted:do they still make this style of buttplug? yeah you gotta order it online though and wait 6-8 weeks
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Aug 24, 2017 01:43
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thats a long time to wait w/ rabid buttlust
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Bartholomew of kingsford is really hot. I better not make a move and just hope he also doesn't make a move but in a way that signals that he's interested so I can shyly not indicate that I'm into him also interested but hope that he picks up on the fact that I really am so that he...
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Fartbox posted:I did some googlin on medieval torture and boy howdy did we like to destroy eachother back then. Reminds me of ISIS and how they basically torture and kill people in new inventive ways for seemingly no other reason than because they can Haha you should look up some of the bloodsports they had back then
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Percelus posted:do they still make this style of buttplug? Yes. Check out my website
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Serfs up hoes down
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Jokes on you. As a person who is jack mormon I traced my genealogy back to lords and kings.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-43pOqheMY
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*is Viking* *circles around enemy forces to avoid fight* *attacks small fishing village* *kills and butchers all the men* *rapes every single woman of every age* *takes women and children as slaves back to home country, keeps raping them for the rest of their lives* a few hundred years later "man those vikings were SO loving COOL weren't they??"
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brittania was lousy with christian lords when the vikings got there and guess what: nobody remembers any of them, except for how they got owned by vikings
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That Robot posted:what jokes would a jester even make? Almost exclusively puns.
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Aug 24, 2017 06:07
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love too eat unsalted boiled cabbage twice a day every day
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I'm going to recruit peasant militia because they're the cheapest unit in the game and they're good cannon foder that you can use to protect the units that are worth a drat 
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Fartbox posted:vikings
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My liege, I write to you with shocking news! Roger a Muirebe tried to have me assassinated to make sure I wouldn't discover his plot to Kill Roger a Muirebe. Your humble Spymaster, Roger a Muirebe
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Fartbox posted:I did some googlin on medieval torture and boy howdy did we like to destroy eachother back then. Reminds me of ISIS and how they basically torture and kill people in new inventive ways for seemingly no other reason than because they can Like half those devices were made up centuries later to make Catholics look bad. The ones that weren't though...
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I hope a giant steps on some people.
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Your cannabis is really bad, cannabis you are growing at this time won't be worth much more than using for rope btw
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Aug 24, 2017 11:29
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I'm not the king's favorite. You don't know what you're talking about. Look, just because he made me the Treasurer, Chancellor, and Captain of Guard doesn't mean I'm loving him. That's gross man. He gave me the queen's jewels because he respects me. Look, just let it go and I'll let you borrow Ireland when I'm done with it. Anyway, I gotta go, I hear he's giving me another duchy today. *gets murdered*
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marijuanamancer posted:Your cannabis is really bad, cannabis you are growing at this time won't be worth much more than using for rope btw Tell that to the Hashishin.
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Duckbag posted:Tell that to the Hashishin. Yeah they actually put effort in to concentrate the thc, this guy is just growing and smoking it
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*a goblin steals my shawm, runs into woods* come hither vile oval office
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