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watch Richard III start a war
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*joins the knights templar and conducts commerce in the holy roman empire*
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i declare the right of prima nocta 
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walgreenslatino posted:That's the same thing I said you rank peasant *rolls a wooden wheel with a stick for amusement*
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*is german; calls collection of territories "The Holy Roman Empire" to fool rubes; does not give a single gently caress about Constantinople and lets idiots sack it during the fourth crusade* lol suck on that byzantines *completes land transfers by handing over dirt and some sticks*
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Jake Mustache posted:*Hopes future people don't take into account all the dead babies due to our high infant mortality when they calculate our medieval lifespans* yeah they never tell ya about the dead kids if ghosts were real europe would have a plague of dead medieval kid ghosts
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what jokes would a jester even make?
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"fake news" *beheads town crier out of butthurt*
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*oppresses the serfs after they try to rebel* haha take that serfs 
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*attacks castles by spamming them with trebuchets* *takes down the castles after defeating them, subdivides castle land and creates a landed estate* i call it trebuchetopia
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phasmid posted:Don't forget they basically overpopulated themselves and sent their children away to do all the raiding so they could keep making babies they couldn't feed. What a bunch of poo poo cretins. They deserved Christianity. lmao true true and now their descendants have some of the highest living standards in the world Duckbag posted:Like half those devices were made up centuries later to make Catholics look bad. The ones that weren't though... I hadn't heard that some were created later; can you elaborate please? marijuanamancer posted:Your cannabis is really bad, cannabis you are growing at this time won't be worth much more than using for rope btw not if I import it from the east using the silk road 
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is manorialism and sharecropping basically the same thing?
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Duckbag posted:The iron maiden and "pear of anguish" are both probably fake. There were a couple others, but I'm forgetting them now. There was sort of a vogue in Protestant countries for fantastical depictions of the barbarity of the Inquisition and Catholic monarchs during the early modern period and historians think a lot of these devices were likely made up then. drat Thank you for the detailed reply; that does make sense.
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