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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > feudalism thread
 
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Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

 Foxe Newes

90% of "poor" households have wooden spoons.

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Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

 Honey, I don't have a Prima Nocta fetish, don't be silly! Im just saying that maybe we can find a black king somewhere.

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Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

 Need just the right kind of beer for breakfast.

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Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

That Robot posted:

what jokes would a jester even make?

The king is so fat tha-*joke gets cut off, along with head*

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Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

Fartbox posted:

*has massive orgy*

I'm so glad I was able to avoid marriage to a woman and join this monastery.

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Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

poverty goat posted:

if anything its easier to get your dick sucked in a monastery, in between all the drunken arts and crafts and crazy parties

:thejoke:

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