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oliwan
Jul 20, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo
what did he say op

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Sodium Chloride
Jan 1, 2008

He called the female umpire a cocksucking whore.

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


Sodium Chloride posted:

He called the female umpire a cocksucking whore.
I don't think Flavia Pennetta is going to appreciate that.

Jack's Flow
Jun 6, 2003

Life, friends, is boring

Sodium Chloride posted:

Fognini has been suspended for saying horrible sexist things in Italian. loving idiot.

This could end up costing him a lot more than just his current $24,000 fine:

quote:

Fognini’s suspension is pending investigation by the Grand Slam Board as to whether he committed a “Major Offense,” for which the worst-case outcome is that the Italian is fined up to $250,000 and permanently suspended from further participation in Grand Slam Tournaments, per the Grand Slam rule book.

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


Jack's Flow posted:

This could end up costing him a lot more than just his current $24,000 fine:
Call an umpire a cocksucking whore, get banned from all slams.

Tell an linesman "I swear to God I'll loving take the ball and shove it down your loving throat" and you get praised as the GOAT.

oliwan
Jul 20, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo
drat, all that dope has really hosed up Nadals hair

Sodium Chloride
Jan 1, 2008

Now that Mayer is crumbling can we just shove them off court so we can get to the night session.

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


Sodium Chloride posted:

Now that Mayer is crumbling can we just shove them off court so we can get to the night session.
Rumors were that Fed might not even come out tonight. I expect the match to go 5 and Lopez might even win.

rjmccall
Sep 7, 2007

no worries friend
Fun Shoe
Posting with the four tennis fans on these forums.

Bilirubin
Feb 16, 2014

The sanctioned action is to CHUG


Its going until 2 am again isn't it?

nachos
Jun 27, 2004

Wario Chalmers! WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Pace of this match owns. Nadal-Mayer took like 30 minutes to reach this point

oliwan
Jul 20, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo
lol, this clown lolpez has no chance vs the GOAT of tennis and in fact the GOAT period: Roger Feder

oliwan
Jul 20, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo
Stop tennis when Federer retires, why loving continue with these seriously brokebrained retards from 'the new generation" like tomic and kyrgos LMAO

oliwan
Jul 20, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo
Imagine playing tennis right now and being very good, knowing that you will never be as good as Roger Federer, a 36 year old who's still owning everyone and genes so superiour he fathered two sets of triplets

oliwan
Jul 20, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo
Remember that book with the cavepeople and the one girl is born which is a superior and more intelligent homo sapien than all of the other cavepeople? That is Roger Federer, and we are witnessing it.

Bilirubin
Feb 16, 2014

The sanctioned action is to CHUG


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LbMW9hKA844

Zoran
Aug 19, 2008

I lost to you once, monster. I shall not lose again! Die now, that our future can live!
It's confusing that Keys and Vesnina are wearing the literal exact same outfit, except for their headgear.

Sway Grunt
May 15, 2004

Tenochtitlan, looking east.

quote:

THE MODERATOR: Questions, please.

Q. Stupid question: Why did you win today?

NAOMI OSAKA: I didn't win.

Q. Oh, you didn't? Sorry. What do you think made the difference today in the end?

How does this keep happening at every slam.

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

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They did say it was a stupid question

Sodium Chloride
Jan 1, 2008

Pablo Carreno Busta is the highest seed in the bottom draw :stonk:

This slam is going to be a shitshow on the men's side.

Puckish Rogue
Jun 24, 2010

lol oli you are the roger federer of this thread

Jack's Flow
Jun 6, 2003

Life, friends, is boring

Sodium Chloride posted:

Pablo Carreno Busta is the highest seed in the bottom draw :stonk:

This slam is going to be a shitshow on the men's side.

Probably what every slam would look like if two or three of the big 4 would retire tomorrow. WTA style upset chaos.

fancyclown
Dec 10, 2012
Schwartzman beat Pouille. Carreno Busta or Schwartzman will be in the semifinal of US Open 2017 guys :downsbravo:

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


Just lol if you aren't watching Kvitova/Mugurza, probably gonna be the best match of the tourney.

Sodium Chloride
Jan 1, 2008

fancyclown posted:

Schwartzman beat Pouille. Carreno Busta or Schwartzman will be in the semifinal of US Open 2017 guys :downsbravo:


I guess this is why Murray waited so long before withdrawing. He must be really hurting if he thought he couldn't beat these chucklefucks.

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


Sodium Chloride posted:

I guess this is why Murray waited so long before withdrawing. He must be really hurting if he thought he couldn't beat these chucklefucks.
He knew he was gonna lose to Roger or Rafa. Probably sponsors and stuff kept him in for so long, maybe he USTA too.

Sway Grunt
May 15, 2004

Tenochtitlan, looking east.
Petra's looking pretty good... not unstoppable-good yet, but there's a definite hint of Wimbledon 2014 here. I know it could derail at any moment so I'm not going to make any bold claims about her chance at the title, but I'm allowing myself some cautious optimism. :)

ColdBlooded
Jul 15, 2001

Ask me how to run a good team into the ground.
Kvitova :)

She's so loving good when she's on, glad she seems to be getting healthy.

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


I am president of the Petra Kvitova fan club :allears:

BlueFootedBoobie
Feb 15, 2005

Querrey taking apart older Zevrev. Whose dad didn't even bother to show up.

BlueFootedBoobie fucked around with this message at 04:27 on Sep 4, 2017

BlueFootedBoobie
Feb 15, 2005

6-2, 6-2 in under an hour

ColdBlooded
Jul 15, 2001

Ask me how to run a good team into the ground.

Josh Lyman posted:

I am president of the Petra Kvitova fan club :allears:

:mad:

She looked so happy at the end of her on court interview :allears:

ColdBlooded fucked around with this message at 04:48 on Sep 4, 2017

nachos
Jun 27, 2004

Wario Chalmers! WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Delpo :(

Sodium Chloride
Jan 1, 2008

Del Po is striking back!

If he wins the tie break I think Thiem is going to crumble.

nachos
Jun 27, 2004

Wario Chalmers! WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Omg I love delpo

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

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DELPO :supaburn:

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Thiem has bottled this in an absolutely massive way

nachos
Jun 27, 2004

Wario Chalmers! WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
that guy in the black shirt freaking out over delpo is me

Troy Queef
Jan 12, 2013




that last forehand from DelPo was :perfect:

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CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

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Get Delpo some more of those magic "tablets"

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