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Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo


Hello and welcome to the first ever C-SPAM dwarf fortress thread! While Iv done these playthroughs in the trump thread before they were a bit disorganized and hard to follow as sometimes the thread can move really fast. People asking to get in also crowded up the thread a bit so this time I'm going to make a separate thread AND post occasional updates in the TRUMP thread.

For this version I'm going to be taking more view input to what we do including suggestions/demands/ect. Post ITT if you:

-Want to be a dwarf
-Have an idea/policy/plan for the fort
-Want to just post

The story's I post are made using DF storyteller (and some creative writing on my part). The overall modpack I use is the PyLNP.

As we speak I am generating a world! There will be a vote on which land we will occupy.

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Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

im a minerdwarf

deathbysnusnu
Feb 25, 2016


Cannon fodder dorf plz.

DEEP STATE PLOT
Aug 13, 2008

Yes...Ha ha ha...YES!



i want to be a dwarf

also i should redownload this game, i got into it years and years ago but literally don't even remember how to play it today lol

Bear Retrieval Unit
Nov 5, 2009

Mudslide Experiment
dwarf me

gently caress up some goblins

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
can i be a centrist dwarf?

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

i made a pact with the devil monkey paw, i will not play this game again until tarn puts in that fuckin magic system

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



I've heard about this game for years and still don't know jack poo poo how it works or what you do in it but that it can produce interesting stories. Dwarf me.

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
hell yeah get me in the fort gf

Main Paineframe
Oct 27, 2010
dwarfald trump

BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747
i would like to be a dorf and also full communism now

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

Sir Tonk posted:

can i be a centrist dwarf?

I'll name a human after you


financially racist posted:

i want to be a dwarf

also i should redownload this game, i got into it years and years ago but literally don't even remember how to play it today lol

The PyLNP (which sounds like a labor party but is actually a modpack) is a great starting place since it lets you tone down some of the more gently caress YOU variables. It also has mods that allow you to import blueprints so you don't need to hand design things.

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
hey

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
dwarfpostin'

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

logikv9 posted:

dwarfpostin'

One of my favorite C-SPAM DF moments was when you and I think one other dwarf threw yerselves down the cooling shaft for the magma forge to get a sock and died lol

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
dying for venom snake's laundry items

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

logikv9 posted:

dying for venom snake's laundry items

Dwarfs prioritize covering their feet over almost every other clothing item and will automatically try and retrieve discarded socks that are better than their current ones. A good pair of socks can make an otherwise totally naked dwarf not care about being naked :eng101:

Itzena
Aug 2, 2006

Nothing will improve the way things currently are.
Slime TrainerS
Dwarf me up, please!

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

Dwarf me up as a cradtsdwarf friendo

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer
This guy? A dwarf please.

Yeowch!!! My Balls!!!
May 31, 2006
he requires viewings of the piss tape to make it through the day

(ins)

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008

Venom Snake posted:

Dwarfs prioritize covering their feet over almost every other clothing item and will automatically try and retrieve discarded socks that are better than their current ones. A good pair of socks can make an otherwise totally naked dwarf not care about being naked :eng101:

make me a naked dworf with some baller rear end socks tia

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
dorf me m8

Rushi
Jun 2, 2003

by Smythe
i was juuuuuuuuuuuust thinking about playing dwarf fortress

then remembered i've never been able to learn it and know how to play rimworld


can i be a dworf or maybe a gobbo?

Oiled and Ready
Oct 11, 2004

He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...
No dwarf, no dwwrf, youre the dwarf

Just kidding, dwarf me please

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
I want to be in game but NO DWARVS PLS serious replies only

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Boss! Send me out on my next mission!

(dwarf me)

Kilmers Elbow
Jun 15, 2012

dwarf my neg rear end

(not really i just wanted to say dwarf my neg rear end)

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I vote we build a series of interconnected oil platforms on the sea for maximum defensibility, Boss!

LegoMan
Mar 17, 2002

ting ting ting

College Slice
I want to be a Dwarf that makes socks

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

LegoMan posted:

I want to be a Dwarf that makes socks

send this dwarf to the coal mines

LegoMan
Mar 17, 2002

ting ting ting

College Slice

Taintrunner posted:

send this dwarf to the coal mines

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6QLMUwVBeY

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

Taintrunner posted:

I vote we build a series of interconnected oil platforms on the sea for maximum defensibility, Boss!

Beach embark it is!

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
You are permitted to use my likeness.

Helsing
Aug 23, 2003

DON'T POST IN THE ELECTION THREAD UNLESS YOU :love::love::love: JOE BIDEN
Put me in coach, I'm ready

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747
more spikes plz

VROOM VROOM
Jun 8, 2005
I would like to be a dwarf, perhaps a cart-maker given the name

Trumps Baby Hands
Mar 27, 2016

Silent white light filled the world. And the righteous and unrighteous alike were consumed in that holy fire.
wheres the n-word tape

the bitcoin of weed
Nov 1, 2014

make me the blacksmith

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Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

Trumps Baby Hands posted:

wheres the n-word tape

Goblin Revisionism will not be tolerated in this thread

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