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Not sure if The Sensual Confederation or The Unions of Escorting. Also, there's The Responsible Confederation. Responsibility, not Racism!
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Aug 27, 2017 18:13
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eX-BCKutDh0 previously, on dwarf fortress  dwarfs vs ancient vampire dwarf!  shellshocked dwarf medic! hosed up animal monsters slaying dwarves, incl  a werecow!  polar bear men!  leech men!
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Aug 27, 2017 18:24
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Oh god I remember the goblin siege where they had all those polar bear men. AND GUESS WHAT THE STORY GENERATOR GAVE US THE OPTION OF SETTLING NEXT TO A NECROMANCERS TOWER
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Aug 27, 2017 18:32
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NEW POLL VOTE ON WHERE WE SETTLE: http://www.strawpoll.me/13800855
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Aug 27, 2017 18:38
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we've always been at war with the Menace of Waxing
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Aug 27, 2017 18:42
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Squizzle posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eX-BCKutDh0 oh. hell. yeah.
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Aug 27, 2017 18:51
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I'm transdwarf. Does anybody have any makeup tips for dwarf passing
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Aug 27, 2017 19:42
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I'd appreciate a dorf named after me plz hopefully I can be a shithead noble who bosses you all around while I get fat again
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Aug 27, 2017 19:47
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i hope my dwarf is an imbecile
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Aug 27, 2017 19:48
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So fair warning the fort might get owned/die VERY quickly if we embark near a necromancers tower.
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Aug 27, 2017 19:53
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dwarf fortress seems like it would be fun to play but i think CK2 is about how much effort i'm willing to put into learning a game to have fun and thats not ugly as sin
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Aug 27, 2017 19:57
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Venom Snake posted:So fair warning the fort might get owned/die VERY quickly if we embark near a necromancers tower. cant you save the map and reëmbark w a different group after the first one dies start a death crew fort first and be ready to send in day crew to do responsible things later nite crew will arise naturally in any successful settlement
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Aug 27, 2017 20:24
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also requesting updates on the most frequent schedule you can manage in order to distract us from dwelling on the unfolding hell that is houston and our inability to do anything about it
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Aug 27, 2017 20:27
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Squizzle posted:cant you save the map and reëmbark w a different group after the first one dies You can but you would need to sand increasingly well armed groups to combat all the zombies. basically undead in DF are hard to kill already without having weapons/armor so if you lose to many soldiers it's uh, game over man
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Aug 27, 2017 20:33
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can you embark a second fort on the map if the first one fails
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Aug 27, 2017 20:35
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Red Ryder posted:I'm transdwarf. Does anybody have any makeup tips for dwarf passing do we need extra bathrooms for u are dorvs bigots
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Aug 27, 2017 20:36
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Squizzle posted:can you embark a second fort on the map if the first one fails You can reclaim abandoned/lost forts or just start new ones on the same world. You can even get refugees from your old fort as immigrants!
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Aug 27, 2017 20:37
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got any sevens posted:do we need extra bathrooms for u Dwarves are extremely egalitarian; women are capable/allowed to serve any roll a male dwarf does. Toady hasn't coded homosexuality into the game yet because I think there is a bug where if you enable same-sex relationships men could have babies
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Aug 27, 2017 20:39
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lets run this dwarf world into the ground then, new forts until we succeed or the world is a flickering cinder covered in bone and demons fort 1: the escalator fort 2: the debates fort 3: super tuesday fort 4: the convention
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Aug 27, 2017 20:41
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Squizzle posted:lets run this dwarf world into the ground then, new forts until we succeed or the world is a flickering cinder covered in bone and demons Well our first successful long term fort survived a MASSIVE siege on election night only to be lost when my old computer exploded
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Aug 27, 2017 20:43
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Venom Snake posted:Some stats/info on our chosen world! *flips off The Hate of Fingers*
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Aug 27, 2017 21:09
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Venom Snake posted:NEW POLL VOTE ON WHERE WE SETTLE: http://www.strawpoll.me/13800855 Not voting because there are currently 69 votes, clearly a sign of good fortune.
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Aug 27, 2017 21:12
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Venom Snake posted:Dwarves are extremely egalitarian; women are capable/allowed to serve any roll a male dwarf does. Toady hasn't coded homosexuality into the game yet because I think there is a bug where if you enable same-sex relationships men could have babies Gay relationships are in of all major stripes.
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Aug 27, 2017 21:14
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wewt i would be honored to be made a dwarf also can we be friends with the Eccru Pregnancy
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Aug 27, 2017 21:18
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mpreg dwarf here, proud member of the Girder of Chaos
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Aug 27, 2017 21:26
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*Goes camping on The Musical Shores* *Cracks open a cold one with the boys* We're a civilisation now
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Aug 28, 2017 01:44
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quote:Hailing from proud dwarven empire of The Citadel of Blowing your expedition has been ordered to secure the vital Hill of Aces overlooking an important river intersection/coastline and protect it against the local undead hordes and goblin armies. As this mission is extraordinarily dangerous additional resources have been made available to your expedition. Additional reinforcements will arrive as quick as they are able. We predict additional support will be provided from the local elf clans and human kingdoms. Comrade-King Boltschanted expects result; there is to be no withdraw or retreat. May the Goddess Ubbul the Blockaded Blankets watch over you all. There you have it folks....we embark
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Aug 28, 2017 01:54
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btw this is the population of our founding civ:
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Aug 28, 2017 01:56
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The plump helmet man is very disconcerting. Also find and befriend the bluejay men, and breed an army of bird men.
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Aug 28, 2017 02:01
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Venom Snake posted:btw this is the population of our founding civ: that plump helmet man is clearly a goon
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Aug 28, 2017 02:05
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Venom Snake posted:btw this is the population of our founding civ: dwarven camel cavalry
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Aug 28, 2017 02:07
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maybe turdfuzz
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Aug 28, 2017 02:08
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1 elves
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Aug 28, 2017 03:08
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peafowl tape is real
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Aug 28, 2017 03:11
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genocide '1 elves'
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Aug 28, 2017 03:23
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Aug 28, 2017 04:15
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Default uniform just leather loinclothes
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Aug 28, 2017 04:22
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Cougars are always hungry for the muscleoils
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every statue in the fort had better be a muscular nude
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