QUESTION about the upcoming City Name Sports Team shirts!

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Pookum: Mar 5, 2011; gaming is life

Hey that's a funny T-shirt! Here's another idea you could use!

# ? Aug 29, 2017 04:44

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# ? May 21, 2024 07:19

bigfatdynamo: May 10, 2016; When I'm dead, just throw me in the trash.

im gonna have a closet full of goonshirts i cant wait to get a gf

# ? Aug 29, 2017 04:52

Dang It Bhabhi!: May 27, 2004; ASK ME ABOUT
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I'd like a shirt with the forum rules printed on it I think this would help a lot of people.

# ? Aug 29, 2017 04:53

Jose Oquendo: Jun 20, 2004; Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie

"Do you have stairs in your house" on the front

"Yes I am protected" on the back

# ? Aug 29, 2017 04:55

Lowtax: Nov 16, 1999; by Skyl3lazer

I'm only gonna print stuff that I would personally wear, so stuff like catchphrases and crud is outta da picture.

# ? Aug 29, 2017 05:07

Weird BIAS: Jul 5, 2007; so... guess that's it, huh? just... don't say i didn't warn you.

I have been waiting all this time for this merchandise.

# ? Aug 29, 2017 05:11

Waffle House: Oct 27, 2004; You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.

Maybe a Lowtax 2020 (or even a past year??) shirt using your razored hair thing from the Uwe Boll fight? Obama HOPE style or idk I'm no graphic designer

I don't know what office you'd be running for, maybe just a big VOTE LOWTAX on the back

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# ? Aug 29, 2017 05:20

The Bloop: Jul 5, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

Maybe a fake little league team sponsored by that crab lawyer you know

# ? Aug 29, 2017 05:25

ballistics statistics: Nov 27, 2003; God I fucking love Diablo 3 gold, it even paid for this shitty title

So... a jersey is out of the question? Just cotton shirts?

Also, is something holding you back from just using the original design? The original jersey looks way better than any of the choices you've put in the OP (EDIT: the front I mean, with the logo and CNST around it, not pushed up against the side), unless you're just looking for general idea of layout and the graphical designer you hired doesn't want their work shown yet.

# ? Aug 29, 2017 05:27

Chinatown: Sep 11, 2001; by Fluffdaddy; Fun Shoe

berth ell pup posted:

I like the second one.

# ? Aug 29, 2017 05:30

Dang It Bhabhi!: May 27, 2004; ASK ME ABOUT
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ballistics statistics posted:

So... a jersey is out of the question? Just cotton shirts?

Also, is something holding you back from just using the original design? The original jersey looks way better than any of the choices you've put in the OP (EDIT: the front I mean, with the logo and CNST around it, not pushed up against the side), unless you're just looking for general idea of layout and the graphical designer you hired doesn't want their work shown yet.

that's like phase 2 or 3.

# ? Aug 29, 2017 05:31

stump collector: May 28, 2007

DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:

2 and 2, op

# ? Aug 29, 2017 05:32

gary oldmans diary: Sep 26, 2005

Lowtax posted:

price per shirt is $26.66
$4.00

how is the profit that low?

# ? Aug 29, 2017 05:36

Propaganda Hour: Aug 25, 2008; after editing wikipedia as a joke for 16 years, i ve convinced myself that homer simpson's japanese name translates to the "The beer goblin"

gary oldmans diary posted:

how is the profit that low?

Probably because he's making like 100 and not 50k.

# ? Aug 29, 2017 05:40

ArbitraryC: Jan 28, 2009; Pick a number, any number; Pillbug

Lowtax posted:

I'm only gonna print stuff that I would personally wear, so stuff like catchphrases and crud is outta da picture.

There was a solid goon project for a tshirt a while back that I thought was good. Has Che's face with the text "Who is John Galt" beneath it. Works on a lot of levels, and I've had people ask me where I got it when they get the joke.

Only drawback is people who just glance at you probably just think you're an rear end in a top hat wearing a che shirt.

# ? Aug 29, 2017 05:42

Smash it Smash hit: Dec 30, 2009; prettay, prettay

Lowtax who are you doing shirts through or is it still amazon?

# ? Aug 29, 2017 05:51

Smash it Smash hit: Dec 30, 2009; prettay, prettay

Propaganda Hour posted:

Probably because he's making like 100 and not 50k.

Screen set up and multiple layers is not a 12+ fee for even that small of a run. Well it shouldn't be

# ? Aug 29, 2017 05:52

ballistics statistics: Nov 27, 2003; God I fucking love Diablo 3 gold, it even paid for this shitty title

Smash it Smash hit posted:

Lowtax who are you doing shirts through or is it still amazon?

He said Amazon, looks like he got an invite to http://merch.amazon.com.

Basically the Amazon version of cafepress.

# ? Aug 29, 2017 05:53

Propaganda Hour: Aug 25, 2008; after editing wikipedia as a joke for 16 years, i ve convinced myself that homer simpson's japanese name translates to the "The beer goblin"

Smash it Smash hit posted:

Screen set up and multiple layers is not a 12+ fee for even that small of a run. Well it shouldn't be

Lowtax this guy says you're gettin' ripped off

# ? Aug 29, 2017 05:56

Smash it Smash hit: Dec 30, 2009; prettay, prettay

I literally know people that print shirts out of Missouri so I could theoretically help.

But I am assuming lowtax would rather not deal with inventory/runs/shipping which is fine I am just trying to help him get the most money per unit :shrug:

# ? Aug 29, 2017 05:57

Dinosaurmageddon: Jul 7, 2007; by zen death robot; Hell Gem

Here you go, OP:

You ever get that thing I sentcha? :fedora:

# ? Aug 29, 2017 06:02

insulated staircase: Aug 21, 2014

cnst and the sportsball on the front is cool id rather the back be blank tho

# ? Aug 29, 2017 06:06

Lowtax: Nov 16, 1999; by Skyl3lazer

Smash it Smash hit posted:

Screen set up and multiple layers is not a 12+ fee for even that small of a run. Well it shouldn't be

Absolutely not, what I'm paying for is basically listing it on Amazon, having them do the shipping and customer support. They claim all the base fees add up to around $20 per shirt, but when I got shirts printed in the past, they could go as cheap as $5. But that was in bulk, and I had to do all the loving shipping and mailing and customer support and it ate up so much goddamn time and the USPS would lose them (USPS was the cheapest, UPS didn't really support small business back then), and it was just a nightmare.

# ? Aug 29, 2017 06:13

mind the walrus: Sep 22, 2006

Dinosaurmageddon posted:

Here you go, OP:

You ever get that thing I sentcha?

Put this on Soft Grey Heather, nothing on the back, and I'll buy 3.

# ? Aug 29, 2017 06:14

Lowtax: Nov 16, 1999; by Skyl3lazer

Dinosaurmageddon posted:

Here you go, OP:

You ever get that thing I sentcha?

Thing?

# ? Aug 29, 2017 06:15

Honky Dong Country: Feb 11, 2015

Dinosaurmageddon posted:

Here you go, OP:

Oh hell yeah put this on a shirt. I fuckin' want this.

# ? Aug 29, 2017 06:25

Dinosaurmageddon: Jul 7, 2007; by zen death robot; Hell Gem

Lowtax posted:

Thing?

A vector file of a :fedora:

, to be more precise! :wiggle:

(all mystery is lost)

# ? Aug 29, 2017 06:34

snoo: Jul 5, 2007

hey lowtax I'm dumb as poo poo but have u considered doing some kind of amazon affiliate linking poo poo especially if you're gonna be selling these thru amazon? ok bye

# ? Aug 29, 2017 07:09

Novo: May 13, 2003; ^{Stercorem pro cerebro habes}; Soiled Meat

I'm not into sports but if you made some MY FAVORITE CARTOON SHOW shirts I would seriously consider buying one.

# ? Aug 29, 2017 07:15

Lowtax: Nov 16, 1999; by Skyl3lazer

The Snoo posted:

hey lowtax I'm dumb as poo poo but have u considered doing some kind of amazon affiliate linking poo poo especially if you're gonna be selling these thru amazon? ok bye

Not allowed in my state.

# ? Aug 29, 2017 07:28

Trump.mp4: Feb 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

Honky Dong Country posted:

Oh hell yeah put this on a shirt. I fuckin' want this.

# ? Aug 29, 2017 07:37

gary oldmans diary: Sep 26, 2005

Lowtax posted:

Not allowed in my state.

ill put up a $50 stake in you renting a shack in delaware to get around this as long as im listed as executive vice president and executive has to be underlined and i want some company pens and stationary :colbert: