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i got a nice paycheck and thought it would be nice to pull a scrooge mcduck by investing in a massive pit of gold dubloons (duckbloons?) to dive into/swim through. $8m later, i've got my 40ft pit of coins and i'm ready to dive. i let my wife go first (because i'm a gentleman) and she shattered nearly every bone in her body (hyoid was intact, THANK GOD). lesson learned: CARTOON PHYSICS ARE BULL poo poo |
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to save gas i cut the floorboard out of my car so i could be like fred flintstone and just 'hoof it' turns out the road is full of bumpy things (rocks...?) and it really hurts. plus i have a 10 mile commute so my dogs are barkin by the time i get home in the evening. 'MEET THE FLINTSTONES' MORE LIKE 'MEET THE LIARS' ----- |
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pushed a coyote off a cliff because looney tunes MISLED ME about the hilarious "donk" sound they make when they hit the ground, just before phasing a funny little wooden sign into existence to express their frustration. reality proved to be much, much more emotionally and psychologically damaging. the sound was not a donk and there was no funny little sign. just a splat and blood. i'm still getting over it. LOONEY TUNES MORE LIKE LOONEY (un)TRUTHS ----- |
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Aug 30, 2017 03:18
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Peanut Butler posted:common and understandable noob mistake i backstroked through ground beef in a local butcher shop. the butcher chased me out of the building with a meat cleaver and let me tell you it was NOT as funny as in a cartoon. i was very scared and plus i smelled like a dead cow for a week. ----- |
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