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aaaaaaah! oh god aaaAaaa gently caress my rear end in a top hat burns
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Alright, bidet. This is the day we've been waiting for.
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Aug 30, 2017 14:19
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I'm taking a poo poo the day after I ate 30 hot wings!
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Aug 30, 2017 14:20
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Aug 30, 2017 14:21
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Look out GBS, here it comes!!!!!
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Aug 30, 2017 14:21
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Aug 30, 2017 14:23
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I actually ate 30 hot wings once when I was in college and really high. If you want to know the truth there really wasn't anything ready to go the next morning; had to wait a few days for that
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Aug 30, 2017 14:26
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Aug 30, 2017 14:27
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Doctor J Off posted:I actually ate 30 hot wings once when I was in college Same, also with 3+ (don't remember exactly) pitchers of beer. I also had half of a bigass pizza later in the night when I was too drunk to care that I wasn't hungry at all. The next morning I think I set a personal record for number of times having to run to the toilet. Every time I got up, within 5-10 minutes I had to run back for another round.
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Aug 30, 2017 14:37
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*buckles seatbelt*
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Aug 30, 2017 14:38
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*readies long reach comfort wipe wand*
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Aug 30, 2017 14:41
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Aug 30, 2017 14:44
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I feel so bloated
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Aug 30, 2017 14:46
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haha oh man this fart is gonna smell sooo bad haha oh shittttttt
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Aug 30, 2017 14:49
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*walks around town backwards, bent over, with speculum in rear end hole* "oh boy, this is gonna be a spicy one ladies and gents! ha ha! step right up and take a look! it's gonna be a fiery friday if you know what I mean!!!"
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Aug 30, 2017 14:50
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yeah I eat rear end posted:Same, also with 3+ (don't remember exactly) pitchers of beer. I also had half of a bigass pizza later in the night when I was too drunk to care that I wasn't hungry at all. The next morning I think I set a personal record for number of times having to run to the toilet. Every time I got up, within 5-10 minutes I had to run back for another round. Sounds like you'd need a whole roll to take care of that mess!
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Aug 30, 2017 14:52
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yeah I eat rear end posted:Same, also with 3+ (don't remember exactly) pitchers of beer. I also had half of a bigass pizza later in the night when I was too drunk to care that I wasn't hungry at all. The next morning I think I set a personal record for number of times having to run to the toilet. Every time I got up, within 5-10 minutes I had to run back for another round. Jesus. How fat were you?
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Aug 30, 2017 15:06
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An average day at Wal-Mart, how is this news?
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Aug 30, 2017 15:08
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Gaunab posted:Jesus. How fat were you? You can eat a shitload of food if you're drunk enough whether you're fat or not. You just have to not eat the next day to balance it out.
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Aug 30, 2017 15:19
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toilet paper in the freezer you're welcome
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Aug 30, 2017 15:20
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*series of groaning noises that sound suspiciously like groans of pleasure*
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Aug 30, 2017 15:24
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*my entire skin becomes completely pale and cold like the dead as my body diverts all energy to getting the poo poo outta here*
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Aug 30, 2017 15:32
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*sound of a bowling ball hitting porcelain*
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Aug 30, 2017 15:33
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mfcrocker posted:toilet paper in the freezer
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Aug 30, 2017 15:35
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Oh god, my skin is clammy and I'm sweating and shaking uncontrollably. Any venture that takes me further than 100 feet from a restroom is a risky gamble.
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Aug 30, 2017 15:39
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*sits down and promptly removes shirt*
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Aug 30, 2017 15:44
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*Grips sides of toilet bowl and hunkers down* Uuuunnnnnbbggggggguuuuuuuugghhh x15. E: VVVV 
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Aug 30, 2017 15:49
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It still smells like teriyaki!
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Aug 30, 2017 15:59
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*tries to hold it in during meeting, shits anyway*
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Aug 30, 2017 16:18
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*Has solid one log, 2 wipe toilet sesh. Doesn't see what all the fuss is* 
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Aug 30, 2017 16:21
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Ugh why did I eat so many hot wings!?
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Aug 30, 2017 16:22
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I'll eat like 2 lbs of wings in one sitting and poo poo like a champ no prob. Think it's the garlic powder in the sauce.  
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Aug 30, 2017 16:25
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What if I'm gay? What about my poor gay black lovers enormous wing poo poo covered burning dong? Does no one have concerns about this? You monsters.
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Aug 30, 2017 16:33
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Big Beef City posted:What if I'm gay? What about my poor gay black lovers enormous wing poo poo covered burning dong? Does no one have concerns about this? You monsters. welcome to the club, pal
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Aug 30, 2017 16:35
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takes normal morning dump, leaves for work.
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Aug 30, 2017 16:37
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Man that really filled up my colostomy bag.
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Aug 30, 2017 17:24
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Aug 30, 2017 18:06
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Gaunab posted:I'm taking a poo poo the day after I ate 30 hot wings! wow me 2
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Aug 30, 2017 18:10
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My shits smell like gasoline
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*wins county fair ribbon for best dump*
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