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also here's my joke from the other thread, for posterity
*sobbing while delivering the eulogy* my grandfather's death was total bullshit, imo it was rng that killed him, not the cancer. he would have easily survived if it was best 2 out of 3
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Sep 1, 2017 20:18
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"They warned him not to turn off the console while it saved, but he just wouldn't listen."
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Sep 3, 2017 13:57
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His will required us to put forty-three dollars in gold coins, a potato, and an iron sword in his coffin.
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Sep 3, 2017 13:59
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I still can't get the day he passed away out of my head - I nearly broke down at the arcade last night when I found myself inserting quarters to the beat of Stayin' Alive
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Sep 3, 2017 17:07
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me secretly after the funeral: okay they all bought it. You got the Doritos and 'dew?
grandpa in a clown disguise: you bet your rear end
(proceed to play wow until we both die of scurvy)
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Sep 3, 2017 17:24
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He forgot to take his aspirin that morning, and the cartridge was being extra stubborn. He blew and blew and blew…and then he blew his last.
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Sep 3, 2017 18:31
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He was the only grandpa to go above the speed limit on the highway. He threw banana peels at slower grandpas.
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Sep 3, 2017 20:45
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He was the only grandpa to go above the speed limit on the highway. He threw banana peels at slower grandpas.
here lies grandpa, murdered by a noob with a blue shell
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Sep 3, 2017 21:18
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HIs tombstone has the nintendo seal of approval
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May 4, 2024 03:13
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that ole cuss took his wisdom and wisecracks and uploaded it to a dadgum AI, which we dutifully loaded into the jukebox at the haunted arcade
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