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Danger - Octopus!
Apr 20, 2008


Nap Ghost

OXBALLS DOT COM posted:

Also how is this a "clown shoe"?



Because they are nice shoes.

For a clown to wear.

To the circus.

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3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

You can always rely on a classic

Turdo
Jun 15, 2012

OXBALLS DOT COM posted:

Also how is this a "clown shoe"?



This is the only thing decent I've seen posted and only if you ditch the goofy white laces and have clothes to wear with boots that come across as cyberpunk doc martrns

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

but think of how much money youll save buying those, certainly they are less expensive than a pair that, say, has more than 8 eyelets and looks decent

whats the price tag on those

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
would sir care to try on these?

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
or if subtlety isnt your thing

Neutrino
Mar 8, 2006

Fallen Rib
10/10 Would gently caress. Mezlan and Magnani.


Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

gary oldmans diary posted:

or if subtlety isnt your thing


Over There
Jun 28, 2013

by Azathoth

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
do they randomly drop the dog poo seen in the picture or do you have to activate that manually?

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

?

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
oh sorry its this one

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Turdo posted:

This is the only thing decent I've seen posted and only if you ditch the goofy white laces and have clothes to wear with boots that come across as cyberpunk doc martrns

What kind of clothes would that be

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

It's rapidly mutating. :tinfoil:

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

It's rapidly mutating. :tinfoil:




It's scared

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Former DILF posted:

but think of how much money youll save buying those, certainly they are less expensive than a pair that, say, has more than 8 eyelets and looks decent

whats the price tag on those

About $1500-2000

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
I owned a pair but then I ruined them the second time I wore them when I walked through the blood of a homeless man

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
So I got these:

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Ahhhhhh! :yikes:

Firstborn
Oct 14, 2012

i'm the heckin best
yeah
yeah
yeah
frig all the rest

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

I'm absoultely going to cop a pair of thes ewhen they drop

Firstborn
Oct 14, 2012

i'm the heckin best
yeah
yeah
yeah
frig all the rest
there's power loaders one too, but not as cool:

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

spinderella
Jul 15, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

This looks like that guy in the Star Wars bar

Bardeh
Dec 2, 2004

Fun Shoe

OXBALLS DOT COM posted:

So I got these:


they're loving hideous, nice job. :thumbsup:

E: those shoes cost $415, what the gently caress.

Bardeh fucked around with this message at 12:30 on Sep 3, 2017

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012


Perfect to go with my pussy hat

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Those sneakers that light up when you walk, which some retards and children wear.

Robot Cuttlefish
Apr 6, 2016
has anyone said eat the rich yet?

KakerMix
Apr 8, 2004

8.2 M.P.G.
:byetankie:

This, this is the real Hulk Hogan Meat Shoe

Firstborn
Oct 14, 2012

i'm the heckin best
yeah
yeah
yeah
frig all the rest

berth ell pup
Mar 20, 2017

I am a business magnet.
just get some Dunks in a non-obnoxious colorway or some custom high top Chucks

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice


These were handsewn & $90, lasted for years

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice

Wifi Toilet
Oct 1, 2004

Toilet Rascal

Why yes, I would like to wear office furniture.


Upgrade this designer's video card stat!

Maldoror
Oct 5, 2003

by R. Guyovich
Nap Ghost
https://www.fluevog.com/

That is all.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Firstborn posted:

there's power loaders one too, but not as cool:



these are much cooler tho??

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DJ Fuckboy Supreme
Feb 10, 2011

And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill


Insanely powerful post/username combo

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