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MysticalMachineGun
Apr 5, 2005

Auspol September: End of Civilisation Anticipation Station

Hello everyone and welcome to Australian Politics for September. Despite the fact that our government hangs on by a single thread, nearly every single member of parliament is ineligible and we continue to run torture murder death camps, the discourse this month will be dominated by



A postal plebisicite (see: a total waste of time and money) is being run to ask Australians the question we all want answered: who will win the Block this year do you wanna let the queers get married?!? As we know this means the intolerant minority will be free to throw it’s weight around and impose such things on right-thinking people as

SAFE SCHOOLS


We don’t need safe schools, we need unsafe ones where children are free to bully each other and Chaplains run unchecked, spreading God’s word in any way they see fit

EQUAL RIGHTS


As straight white people we have the least rights of any community in the world, as you well know. Giving the shirt-lifters another right just erodes ours! Rights aren’t worth having if everyone can have them!

PC GONE MAD

Just like I keep getting letters telling me to stop calling my ISIS Islamic neighbours camel humpers, if this vote goes through I may lose my right to yell at poofters in the street! When will this PC madness END?!?

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CrazyTolradi
Oct 2, 2011

It feels so good to be so bad.....at posting.

Good OP

bandaid.friend
Apr 25, 2017

:obama:My first car was a stick:obama:

MysticalMachineGun
Apr 5, 2005


Repost every page pls

BBJoey
Oct 31, 2012


cursed image

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves
Dammit I wish I had saved the angry letters/texts to the editor from my local, Murdoch owned rag to post here.

Unsurprisingly it's a back and forth of local conservatives doing either "God says Marriage..." or "Gays already have rights..." followed by responding to any counter argument with "So much for the tolerant left" stuff.

This local paper also publishes at least one full page, full colour Bolt Report a week.

ewe2
Jul 1, 2009

If you drink and legislate, you're a bloody abbott.

The Before Times
Mar 8, 2014

Once upon a time, I would have thrown you halfway to the moon for a crack like that.

ewe2 posted:

If you drink and legislate, you're a bloody abbott.

I think in that instance the issue was that he failed to vote.

NoNotTheMindProbe
Aug 9, 2010
pony porn was here
Why should I let gays get marries when nobody will marry me?

Cartoon
Jun 20, 2008

poop

The Before Times posted:

I think in that instance the issue was that he failed to vote.
Why let the facts get in the way?

DancingShade posted:

What. A. loving. Cheapskate. Piece of poo poo.
Please point to the promoter, manager, agent, entertainment industry venue owner who isn't.

Go on click the link. I'm calling click bait you know you want to.

quote:

Schapelle Corby applies for the dole as she lives the lush life of an Instagram celeb Renee Viellaris, Greg Stolz, The Courier-Mail September 2, 2017 6:00am

CONVICTED drug smuggler1 Schapelle Corby has applied for the dole as she leads a life of leisure back home on the Gold Coast. Highly-placed sources2 say Corby applied for Newstart payments about a month ago. Once approved, she will receive fortnightly payments of about $530 a fortnight but will have to look for work. Corby has slipped comfortably back into the laid-back Gold Coast lifestyle since returning to Australia three months ago after almost 13 years behind bars and on parole in Bali. Social media photos suggest she has become increasingly relaxed and carefree since her dramatic return to Australian soil in late May, when she was spirited out of Bali to Brisbane in an elaborate and expensive cloak-and-dagger security operation to evade the media. Schapelle Corby posed with crutches in some of her earlier Instagram photos after breaking her leg in a mystery mishap. Instagram pictures show her soaking up the winter sun at the beach, visiting Rainbow Bay Surf Club, lunching with sister Mercedes at a trendy Coolangatta eatery, partying with friends and family on popular Burleigh Hill and even provocatively posing with a boogie board.

Revelling in her new-found fame as a social media star, Corby’s 200,000 Instagram followers have been treated to regular photo updates of her cruisy life back home on the Coast. After hunkering down at a secret location for the first couple of weeks, Corby gradually emerged from hiding with more frequent public appearances. In early June, she posted a picture of one of her first outings – to a sun-drenched headland on what appears to be the picturesque Tweed Coast. “Out & About, Australia is so beautiful. Crisp, clean air,” she told her followers. She was also pictured lounging on an outdoor seat and lolling on a grassy riverbank reading a newspaper. “You look radiant!” one follower posted. “May I please ask where you got your dress from I just adore it! Looks fab on you!” “House of Harlow,” Corby replied helpfully, referring to the vintage fashion label started by Hollywood celebrity Nicole Richie. Corby posed with crutches in some of her earlier Instagram photos after breaking her leg in a mystery mishap. She received treatment at the private John Flynn Hospital, an up-market medical facility with sweeping ocean views near Mercedes’ Tugun home.

She joked about her ‘#hopalong’ status during a visit to Rainbow Bay Surf Club where she used an electric staircase chair, normally reserved for disabled3 and elderly patrons, to access the club. Corby also posted a video of herself singing a self-penned dizzy ditty about life back in Queensland, with the lyrics: “I’m in Queensland, and it is sunny, I have the palm trees behind me.” In mid-July, she posted a photo of herself sipping champagne as she enjoyed her ‘perfect’ 40th birthday celebrations. “First birthday back on home soil after being away for 13 years. Each years its been my wish to be home, finally 2017 it’s a reality,” she captioned the photo. In late July, she posted an ironic pic of herself posing with a boogie board on a sun-drenched beach — a none-too-subtle nod to her arrest in Bali in 2004 when she was caught with 4.2kgs of cannabis in her boogie-board bag. Corby tagged and thanked the company which provided her with the boogie board. In another post, in which she was pictured hanging out with Mercedes and friends on Burleigh Hill, she also plugged the make-up brands she used.

Last week, Corby posted a photo of her and Mercedes enjoying tapas and cocktails at Coolangatta’s Bin 72 restaurant. It’s not known if Corby has managed to cash in on her Instagram fame or if she is receiving any other income, or is just being supported by her family. If she is granted the dole – most likely the Newstart allowance – she would have to look for work for about 15 hours a week. Social Services Minister Christian Porters would not comment on Corby. “It’s not possible, nor would it be appropriate for the Government to discuss the circumstances of a particular individual, particularly where the person concerned has not discussed their own circumstances publicly,’’ Mr Porter said. “But what I can say is that anyone receiving welfare payments is required to meet the specific conditions attached to their particular payment, in the case of job seekers this includes taking action to secure work. This Government’s focus is clearly on strengthening the compliance regime attached to job seeker payments and we have a Bill before Parliament to achieve just that.”

Approached for comment, Mercedes Corby initially speculated that someone must have seen Schapelle going into a Medicare office inside Centrelink. When told sources had told News Corp that Schapelle had applied for the dole, Mercedes texted: “Better check ur sources.” She did not respond to requests for further comment.
Now much as I think Schapelle is a piece of poo poo, having her privacy violated like this crosses too many lines.

1. Convicted by a foreign court. Does this mean the verdicts in Saudi Arabi are now valid?
2. High placed sources who should be getting pursued by the AFP.
3. Oh for fucks sake. Being on crutches meets every possible definition of disabled.

MysticalMachineGun
Apr 5, 2005

Xenophon's calling for a royal commission into the Murray Basin plan. Hopefully there's still some water left after all the NSW cotton farmers and their corrupt pollie pals get a slap on the wrist.

Guardian Link

MysticalMachineGun fucked around with this message at 03:05 on Sep 2, 2017

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again
I just discovered New Zealand chips.

Those Bluebird Rashuns you guys.

MysticalMachineGun
Apr 5, 2005

Anidav posted:

I just discovered New Zealand chips.

An unholy alliance between Joyce and Dutton

Eediot Jedi
Dec 25, 2007

This is where I begin to speculate what being a
man of my word costs me

It's ok fellas Hinch in the clear, back to business as usual.

DancingShade
Jul 26, 2007

by Fluffdaddy
From the last thread: http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-09-01/city-of-sydney-flies-vote-yes-flags/8862472

quote:

The Coalition for Marriage's David van Gend said politicians should not use public money to tell taxpayers how to vote.

"If we vote yes to overturn the meaning of marriage so much more changes...it will change what your children are taught at school in the LGBT safe schools education," he said.

"This is a foretaste for people in Sydney and the country of what will happen if we give that intolerant minority of activists the power that comes with gay marriage law."

If only it actually was a vote, huh?

Also if you click the link you will be correct if you assumed he was an old balding grey white dude.

racing identity
Apr 5, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
Schapelle was innocent

norp
Jan 20, 2004

TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP

let's invade New Zealand, they have oil

It'll be amazing when the question comes out with "yes" being the bigoted answer

JBP
Feb 16, 2017

You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.
Low effort OP. Gas.

DancingShade
Jul 26, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

JBP posted:

Low effort OP. Gas.

Low effort is appropriate given our federal government.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
So I can only assume by the end of the year we'll be living in fabulous Mad Max world. The pride parades will be pretty metal.

Recoome
Nov 9, 2013

Matter of fact, I'm salty now.

JBP posted:

Low effort OP. Gas.

Looks like the gas challenge has been made mods

MysticalMachineGun
Apr 5, 2005

JBP posted:

Low effort OP. Gas.

ewe2 posted:

Someone has forgotten to close their thread, I wonder who??

the old ceremony
Aug 1, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
my mother just said costa georgiadis should lose the beard. what the gently caress mum

Divorced And Curious
Jan 23, 2009

democracy depends on sausage sizzles

Inescapable Duck posted:

So I can only assume by the end of the year we'll be living in fabulous Mad Max world. The pride parades will be pretty metal.

pride parades in mad max world are just priscilla queen of the desert

Don Dongington
Sep 27, 2005

#ideasboom
College Slice

the old ceremony posted:

my mother just said costa georgiadis should lose the beard. what the gently caress mum

A world truly gone mad.

the old ceremony
Aug 1, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
she also calls herself a tom waits fan and doesn't like eyeball kid. my life is a nightmare

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again
Tom Waits is good

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

spoiler for the new season of twin peaks please

Senor Tron
May 26, 2006


The vote no people are increasingly starting to play dirty, trying to claim today that an ad was banned when instead what happened was they refused to add an identification tag to the end of it.

Toys For Ass Bum
Feb 1, 2015

Senor Tron posted:

The vote no people are increasingly starting to play dirty, trying to claim today that an ad was banned when instead what happened was they refused to add an identification tag to the end of it.

I'm loving loving all the comments over on at news dot com

"I WAS going to vote yes, but then a commercial got banned from tv so a bloo bloo bloo" :saddowns:

Senor Tron
May 26, 2006


Toys For rear end Bum posted:

I'm loving loving all the comments over on at news dot com

"I WAS going to vote yes, but then a commercial got banned from tv so a bloo bloo bloo" :saddowns:

They were even part of a submission to the government which started:

quote:

This Bill should only be considered for legislation in the event of the “Yes” case winning in a
plebiscite to support same-sex “marriage” (SSM).

The fuckers wanted this to be a public political campaign and are now feigning outrage over it being treated as one.

edit: Forgive the googlemess of a link: https://www.google.com.au/url?sa=t&...9_ekH0GHHgkL1qg

Senor Tron fucked around with this message at 12:38 on Sep 2, 2017

Weatherman
Jul 30, 2003

WARBLEKLONK
Posting on the first page! How shall I celebrate this? I know:

:gas:

Also:

racing identity posted:

Schapelle was innocent

leans into mike Wrong.

DancingShade
Jul 26, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

Senor Tron posted:

The vote no people are increasingly starting to play dirty, trying to claim today that an ad was banned when instead what happened was they refused to add an identification tag to the end of it.

They've been playing dirty since the very beginning. This is just them getting more desperate and lashing out wildly because it isn't going according to plan.

VodeAndreas
Apr 30, 2009

the old ceremony posted:

my mother just said costa georgiadis should lose the beard. what the gently caress mum

put both hands in
Nov 28, 2007

:swoon:FYFE:swoon:
I was at an event the other weekend that Costa was at and he helped me figure out how to turn on the tap in the bathroom

it was some weird automatic one okay jeez

the old ceremony
Aug 1, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
and they say the perfect man doesn't exist

MikeJF
Dec 20, 2003




Senor Tron posted:

The vote no people are increasingly starting to play dirty, trying to claim today that an ad was banned when instead what happened was they refused to add an identification tag to the end of it.

FreeTV should sue Dads4Kids for defamation. :black101:

NPR Journalizard
Feb 14, 2008


Get you a man who can do both

Toys For Ass Bum
Feb 1, 2015



:psyduck:

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NPR Journalizard
Feb 14, 2008


Anyone who says this had exactly zero intention of voting yes and was just looking for an excuse to justify their bigotry.

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