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Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
It fuckin' rules. It owns. It is the superior sport.

It warms my insides, similar to booze. (Try both at the same time)

I will fight you if you think otherwise.

:thurman:


















gently caress the Patriots.

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Benny the Snake
Apr 11, 2012

GUM CHEWING INTENSIFIES
I think football is bad. Fite me, OP :colbert:

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Benny the Snake posted:

I think football is bad. Fite me, OP :colbert:

dont lie and/or troll

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Chinatown posted:

gently caress the Patriots.

I would like to subscribe to your newsletter

HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

by Hand Knit
Lipstick Apathy

Benny the Snake posted:

I think football is bad. Fite me, OP :colbert:

I wanna push a shopping cart into this post

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Chinatown posted:

gently caress the Patriots.

Concur.

LiquidFriend
Apr 5, 2005

I enjoy seeing brain trama for my entertainment

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

3 DONG HORSE posted:

I would like to subscribe to your newsletter

tthank u the next newsletter is about gently caress THAT PATRIOTS biTCH!!! i hope you tune in :)

JIZZ DENOUEMENT
Oct 3, 2012

STRIKE!
I love football!!!!!

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
Is that the game with the foot and the ball

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Mega64 posted:

Is that the game with the foot and the ball

basically yes. there are some additional rules however.

Finger Prince
Jan 5, 2007


Mega64 posted:

Is that the game with the foot and the ball

Yes but rarely simultaneously

mercenarynuker
Sep 10, 2008

Is college football the best football? Scientists have determined that yes, it is!

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

mercenarynuker posted:

Is college football the best football? Scientists have determined that yes, it is!

College football may not be definitively the best football according to the newest study. But people who hate on college football are "wrongheaded" and "dumb" and "need to go to a damned tailgate for once in their lives" according to the newest findings.

Diqnol
May 10, 2010

Football: It's good?

AsInHowe
Jan 11, 2007

red winged angel

mercenarynuker posted:

Is college football the best football? Scientists have determined that yes, it is!

This is scientifically proven and true

This is right, and true

Finger Prince
Jan 5, 2007


Watching college football is like watching CFL or provincial hockey or AAA baseball. Something for townies and local drunks who have nothing else but drink driving and bar fights to keep them entertained. Take your "science" and shove it. Where does it end? Might as well watch high school football and reminisce about your teenage locker room shenanigans. How far does it sink from there? Full contact toddler ball? Toddlers vs actual bears? Pre-natal CTE inducing helmet to pregnant belly maternity ward league? No thanks.

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Finger Prince posted:

Watching college football is like watching CFL or provincial hockey or AAA baseball. Something for townies and local drunks who have nothing else but drink driving and bar fights to keep them entertained. Take your "science" and shove it. Where does it end? Might as well watch high school football and reminisce about your teenage locker room shenanigans. How far does it sink from there? Full contact toddler ball? Toddlers vs actual bears? Pre-natal CTE inducing helmet to pregnant belly maternity ward league? No thanks.

counterpoint: gently caress you bitch

Phyein
Jun 19, 2009

~Sucka Tried To Play Me
But You Never Paid Me, Never, Oh No You Didn't~
~Pay Back Is A Comin, You Will Be Runnin Forever~
Imagine how dumb Football would be if it was just a bunch of guys running around kicking a ball back and forth towards each goal

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

Lock and sticky.

incompetent
Jun 4, 2013

only masochists enjoy football

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH
This thread finally convinced me.

Football is good!

JIZZ DENOUEMENT
Oct 3, 2012

STRIKE!

Diqnol posted:

Football: It's good?

*Montage of me scribbling on a chalkboard, pouring liquids from one beaker to another, standing around a blueprint with other people pointing at various parts of the plan.*

Yeah, it's good.

Navin Johnson
Mar 1, 2016

I've been a Patriots fan since 1985 and I'm not even a chowd. Go ahead and beat me up. I don't care.

How'd y'all like that last Super Bowl. Were you sad?

It's ok to cry.....

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
i like when quarterbacks go all full r-word (can we say that idk lol) and do something stupid

eg: jameis

sexy tiger boobs
Aug 23, 2002

Up shit creek with a turd for a paddle.

Chinatown posted:

i like when quarterbacks go all full r-word (can we say that idk lol) and do something stupid

eg: jameis

you like rape?

Blitz of 404 Error
Sep 19, 2007

Joe Biden is a top 15 president

Chinatown posted:

i like when quarterbacks go all full r-word (can we say that idk lol) and do something stupid

eg: jameis

Full Russell Wilson, yeah it's annoying

Flikken
Oct 23, 2009

10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it

Navin Johnson posted:

I've been a Patriots fan since 1985 and I'm not even a chowd. Go ahead and beat me up. I don't care.

How'd y'all like that last Super Bowl. Were you sad?

It's ok to cry.....

So you've been a Patriots fan since the year they went to the superbowl? Sounds about right.

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Chinatown posted:

i like when quarterbacks go all full r-word (can we say that idk lol) and do something stupid

eg: jameis

It's frowned upon but you can say Redskin here.

Navin Johnson
Mar 1, 2016

Flikken posted:

So you've been a Patriots fan since the year they went to the superbowl? Sounds about right.

Yes it's true. Kids pick underdogs with cool unis.

Why do kids (or adults) pick the Browns?

Keep punching.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Mega64 posted:

It's frowned upon but you can say Redskin here.

i will not sir

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.
Watching a dude chase down another dude and pile drive him in the ground UNLESS the first dude escapes from a frightening mob while giving the world a middle finger is something unreplicable in any other sport and only has close competition in a basketball dunking on another dude's head.

It's a loving bloodsport, but in its clash of bodies and field and air, it's an exhilarating wonder.

gently caress the Colts.

Sour Diesel
Jan 30, 2010

im permabanned user redskinstomper58,

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
it's pretty good op

imo

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.
Pats are as bad as football itself is good

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009

hell, i enjoy a spot of f'ball myself

Navin Johnson
Mar 1, 2016

Mel Mudkiper posted:

Pats are as bad as football itself is good

Bad at cheating stealthily. Good at football.

Dramatika
Aug 1, 2002

THE BANK IS OPEN

Navin Johnson posted:

I've been a Patriots fan since 1985 and I'm not even a chowd. Go ahead and beat me up. I don't care.

How'd y'all like that last Super Bowl. Were you sad?

It's ok to cry.....

hi you can be a patriots fan or say yall, not both

- a person from texas

Diqnol
May 10, 2010

Why do they call it football if you rarely touch the ball with your foot? :rolleyes: I personally think the sport would be HECKA GOOD if it was named something better like prolate-spheroidball.

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Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Diqnol posted:

Why do they call it football if you rarely touch the ball with your foot? :thinking: I personally think the sport would be HECKA GOOD if it was named something better like prolate-spheroidball.

have you considered


...........hand........ egg??????

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