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Jade Star
Jul 15, 2002

It burns when I LP
Lazy peoples newest update link here: Days 106-111




Welcome to Battle Brothers

It's a strange journey from X-Com to Battle Brothers but the strategy calls to me. This will be a bit more casual of an LP than X-Com but if you followed me you may know what to expect. I will do my best to demonstrate and explain all the mechanics you need to know to survive and do well in the game. This time the LP will be a hybrid LP, there is a lot of potential wondering around and management time that doesn't need to be put in video and I intend to put it into screenshot form to make things neater. The battles will be in video with post commentary. The battles have great audio design and I think it'd be a waste to screen shot it. It also lets me talk with my co-commentator about the game and it shows off the flow of battle better. I am aiming for one update a week, probably on the weekends.


What is Battle Brothers?

Battle Brothers is a turn based strategy RPG mix which has you leading a mercenary company in a gritty, low-power, medieval fantasy world. You decide where to go, whom to hire or to fight, what contracts to take and how to train and equip your men in a procedurally generated open world campaign. Do you have what it takes to lead them through bloody battles and to victory? The game consists of a strategic worldmap and a tactical combat layer. On the worldmap you can freely travel in order to take contracts that earn you good coin, find places worth looting, enemies worth pursuing or towns to resupply and hire men at. This is also where you manage, level up and equip your Battle Brothers. Once you engage a hostile party the game will switch to a tactical map where the actual fighting takes place as detailed turn based combat.





For fame and fortune!

Who knows what will await us on the road? Will we be a famed company fighting to keep the lands safe from orcs and brigands or will fortune frown upon us and will we resort to banditry ourselves just to make sure no brother goes hungry? The paths and choices we can make are many and varied and the actions we do take may influence the world. Will we be the shield that protects a growing hamlet, or will we be the torch that razes a rivals farm? Maybe such questions are better left for a later time. For now we will need men with strong arms and strong backs to fight for hard earned coins. Who will throw in their lot to this end, to fight and bleed for coin?



So join me, brothers! We have much to see and do. Sign the contract and begin a new life of blood and glory. Sign ups will be simple for this LP. Just post with the name you want to be given in game and bold it. No jumping through hoops this time. I probably wont need a ton of sign ups, the max soldier count I can field on a battle is 12, so the company probably wont be larger 16 men. That said it's unlikely I will make it through the game with out some people dying or being retired, so we will see more people in and out than my previous LP's.


To start things off I have one recorded video. It shows the start and brief tutorial of the game. This is recorded solo and won't be in the usual format for the LP. This is for people that have never seen the game and shows the natural play of the game before I start chopping it up into screenshots and only show the battles in video. This is just an intro and gives me something to post before the LP gets properly started and lets people sign up before the first real post.



The adventures of the First Post!

Jade Star fucked around with this message at 04:34 on May 2, 2019

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Jade Star
Jul 15, 2002

It burns when I LP
Table of contents

The Black Parade
Days 1-3, Filzmoo's cemetery
Days 3-6, Ivendorf and gently caress City
Days 6-8, Hanging Man Fort
Days 8-10, Thieves of Kornstadt
Days 10-14, A Big loving Circle
Days 14-19, Dark Shrouds Coven
Days 19-26, Ruins of Borgen
Days 26-29, Abandoned Places
Days 29-35, Defense of Ivendorf
Days 35-36, Hard to Kale
Days 39-41, Orcs at Westerholz
Days 41-44, Jagged Fangs Hideout
Day 44, Company Inspection
Days 44-45, Window Shopping
Days 45-48, Revisiting The Ruins of Borgen
Days 48-54, Always Check The Map First
Days 54-58, Goblins Are Assholes
Days 58-62, No Escape from Krakendorf
Days 62-66, Gobbish for Jock Strap
Days 66-72, Gobbish for Dumbasses
Days 72-74, Windfall
Days 74-77, This is Bullshit
Days 77-80, Where did that zombie come from?
Days 80-85, The Bone Zone Cometh
Days 85-87, Unexpected Troubles
Days 87-89, A lot of Undead
Days 89-93, Getting Lost
Days 93-94, Getting Home
Days 94-97, Necrosavants
Day 97, Company Inspection
Days 97-99, Siege of Westerholz
Days 99-101, Technically, we've won
Days 101-104, Start of an Adventure
Days 104-106, Gobbish Treasure
Days 106-11, Obarakk

Captain's Guide
Archery and firing into Melee
Daggers, the weapon of choice for assholes

Jade Star fucked around with this message at 04:34 on May 2, 2019

Highwang
Nov 7, 2013

No Pineapple?
No Thank You!
Sign me up as Highwang with whatever awful title you see fit should I earn one.

Skippy Granola
Sep 3, 2011

It's not what it looks like.
Yo it's me, Skippy Granola!

Private Botch
Jun 16, 2010
Hmmmm Tony White must live again!

Captain Aardvark
Dec 28, 2008

Aardvark signing up for the Brothers. Give me a big axe and our foes will fall.

Ablative
Nov 9, 2012

Someone is getting this as an avatar. I don't know who, but it's gonna happen.
I'll go in as Ablative.

Hopefully won't live up to the name too well.

Dancer
May 23, 2011
Dancer for duty.


Highwang posted:

Sign me up as Highwang with whatever awful title you see fit should I earn one.

Just... what meme or in-joke is that avatar? I've done Steel Soul and Glass Soul, I know the game better than I know what's currently piled on my desk in front of me and I can't fathom anything in the game that has a connection to that.
edit: wait is it because rancid eggs kinda look like pineapple (except squishy on the outside)?

Namtab
Feb 22, 2010

You have namtab's sword. It thirsts for blood.

ldragon
Feb 18, 2011
Sign me up as Ldragon.

Kidd-Liggit
Sep 6, 2011

You mean I have to go to Philly?
I'm not very good at this game right now, hopefully this LP will help as much as your X-Com LP helped me.

Also, sign Kidd-Liggit up.

HerpicleOmnicron5
May 31, 2013

How did this smug dummkopf ever make general?


Herpicle survived his own LP of the game (by not being a character), survived Elpato's LP of the game (by becoming more permanently crippled after every battle) and is likely to not survive this LP of the game thanks to karma.

I'd also like to point at the Games thread for a treasure trove of tips and advice regarding the game, all available there.

Mr.Morgenstern
Sep 14, 2012

Mr. Morgenstern is ready to join this merry band of mercenaries.

I think I've managed to survive to about day 80 but have no idea if I'm still supposed to be using tier 2 equipment.

Cythereal
Nov 8, 2009

I love the potoo,
and the potoo loves you.
Cythereal is prepared to serve.

Tylana
May 5, 2011

Pillbug
Tylana expects to die to bleeding or a Brigand Marksman. Just... from experience.

Lunethex
Feb 4, 2013

Me llamo Sarah Brandolino, the eighth Castilian of this magnificent marriage.
HURSLCARLS

sullat
Jan 9, 2012
Sullat of Sullatberg just wants to get away from his two-bit village.

SupSuper
Apr 8, 2009

At the Heart of the city is an Alien horror, so vile and so powerful that not even death can claim it.
Sign me up as SupSuper.

Haven't bought this game yet so curious to see how :xcom: it gets.

HannibalBarca
Sep 11, 2016

History shows, again and again, how nature points out the folly of man.
Hannibal

Lazy Bear
Feb 1, 2013

Never too lazy to dance with the angels
Please sign me up as Lazy Bear.

tithin
Nov 14, 2003


[Grandmaster Tactician]



Sign me up as Tash Al'rhyn

tithin fucked around with this message at 02:09 on Sep 4, 2017

ZiegeDame
Aug 21, 2005

YUKIMURAAAA!
Within your company's ranks shall be An Old Goat. You will be very desperate for warm bodies, you see.

ZiegeDame fucked around with this message at 07:24 on Sep 4, 2017

HereticMIND
Nov 4, 2012

I'm in. The Heretic has joined your cause!

Solice
Dec 26, 2011
Alaw here sign me up for the meat grinder

Solice fucked around with this message at 02:03 on Sep 4, 2017

Rabidredneck
Oct 30, 2010

Not pleasant when angered.
Rabidredneck ready to spill blood for coin!

megane
Jun 20, 2008



Oh man, oh man. megane is ready to die pointlessly as usual!

Flesnolk
Apr 11, 2012
Flesnolk

Migishu
Oct 22, 2005

I'll eat your fucking eyeballs if you're not careful

Grimey Drawer
Migishu will die for the Jade Star army

The Jade Starmy if you will

Olesh
Aug 4, 2008

Why did the circus close?

A long, chilling list of animal rights violations.
Olesh ready to die to loving GOBLINS.

Flamester
Dec 30, 2012
Flamester is ready to die horribly from severe bacterial infections!

tithin
Nov 14, 2003


[Grandmaster Tactician]



I forgot to bold so I went back and bolded it. Hope that's ok. If not, sign me up as Tash Al'Rhyn

Ralepozozaxe
Sep 6, 2010

A Veritable Smorgasbord!
Find room in your crew for Ralepozozaxe.

LordGugs
Oct 16, 2012
I hope I actually die this time, sign up Lord Gugs to die.

Veloxyll
May 3, 2011

Fuck you say?!

Sign me up to be the Veloxyll of Mercenaries.

Grizzwold
Jan 27, 2012

Posters off the pork bow!
Sign me up as Grizzwoldicus. I'll try not to be a huge disappointment

wargames
Mar 16, 2008

official yospos cat censor
Add in wargames to this fail train.

Necroskowitz
Jan 20, 2011
I'll sign up for the meatgrinder as Harman Necroskowitz.

where the red fern gropes
Aug 24, 2011


Dave. Everybody knows Dave.

Sjs00
Jun 29, 2013

Yeah Baby Yeah !
Obligatory Julian

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marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

The Creep will try his luck on the battelfield once more.

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