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Neophyte
Apr 23, 2006

perennially
Taco Defender
Neophyte needs to die!

Please sign me up for the game too.

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TravelLog
Jul 22, 2013

He's a mean one, Mr. Roy.
TravelLog is ready to chase victory.

Rebellious Pawn
Apr 25, 2008
Since the characters move around like chess pieces, I figure Pawn will be an apt name to throw in to the mix.

Ninurta
Sep 19, 2007
What the HELL? That's my cutting board.

Please sign me up as H. Jewett Toot.

NiftyBottle
Jan 1, 2009

radical
I'll sign up as Ace

AradoBalanga
Jan 3, 2013

Sign me up as Arado Balanga.

I enjoyed your X-COM LPs, so I'm interested in seeing how this pans out.

Gaghskull
Dec 25, 2010

Bearforce1

Boys! Boys! Boys!
Gaghskull I expect to die via orcs, or goblins.

Mr Fahrenheit
Dec 10, 2010

Travelin' at the speed of light.
Count me in. Fahrenheit, battle-axe wizard ready for horrible death enlistment and glory!

Shinarato
Apr 22, 2013
Shinarato prepared to get a 2 hander and then instantly die.

GVOLTT
Dec 27, 2012

Honestly, I don't know what I want to put here, so I'm going with this.
GVOLTT registering for duty.

Morrow
Oct 31, 2010
Morrow has but one life to live in pursuit of cheap thrills.

racerabbit
Sep 8, 2011

"HI, I WANT TO HUG PINS NUTS."
:frolf:
AltaBrown died a very quick, very messy death in ElPato's LP, but his alternate reality clone AltaBrown wants a 2-handed weapon. The more unwieldy, the better.

Sally
Jan 9, 2007


Don't post Small Dash!
Dash Rendar is the only mercenary you could ever want to have at your side!

Bruceski
Aug 21, 2007

The tools of a hero mean nothing without a solid core.

Dancer posted:

Just... what meme or in-joke is that avatar? I've done Steel Soul and Glass Soul, I know the game better than I know what's currently piled on my desk in front of me and I can't fathom anything in the game that has a connection to that.
edit: wait is it because rancid eggs kinda look like pineapple (except squishy on the outside)?

Highwang is LPing the game, is being slandered about pizza opinions, and has nifty artist fans who do free work.

Huzzah!
Sep 15, 2007

Malnutrition is scarier than any beastie.
Huzzah Ready to join this merry band of murder hobos.

PotatoManJack
Nov 9, 2009
Sign me up! PotatoManJack

Happy to be whatever, but if I can be choosy, make me a Beggar or Cripple :)

Brainamp
Sep 4, 2011

More Zen than Zenyatta

Stone Tiger

MelvinBison
Nov 17, 2012

"Is this the ideal world that you envisioned?"
"I guess you could say that."

Pillbug
Stabby Geoff, since it's fresh in my mind from my last PoE character.

some plague rats
Jun 5, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
Don't sign me up for anything, you've got 6 million volunteers already and I like being alive

I bought this game for like 2 dollars in the steam sale and it's the only RPG I've ever played where I party wiped in the tutorial. It's really good

VolticSurge
Jul 23, 2013

Just your friendly neighborhood photobomb raptor.



Sign up your old buddy Hitler for duty. And now for the actual submission: Hard Gay is looking for some proper employment.

VolticSurge fucked around with this message at 05:11 on Sep 4, 2017

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!

Leslie "Hap" Hapablap will tear things up like a kleenex at a snot party.

Klaus88
Jan 23, 2011

Violence has its own economy, therefore be thoughtful and precise in your investment
I, Klaus Hoffman will meatshield for you commander captain!

EponymousMrYar
Jan 4, 2015

The enemy of my enemy is my enemy.
Mr. Yar (Or Mister if periods are verboten) will totally die in some way I just know it but it will probably for the glory of the company! Maybe. Hopefully.

fucking love Fiona Apple
Jun 19, 2013

samus comfy so what

Oh boy the more Battle Brothers lps the better, sign me up as Fiona Apple.

apostateCourier
Oct 9, 2012


Apostate, and give me a bow or a polearm, or both please.

TheNabster
Apr 26, 2014

"Today I will cause problems on purpose"
The Nabster

Looking forward to you playing this game hoss.

Phrosphor
Feb 25, 2007

Urbanisation

I can see I am way too late to the call but I will throw my hat in anyway. If you need a scared farmer or fisherman to stand behind a club footed miner or blacksmith and poke people with a pitchfork I, Phros, offer my services!

I have played this game a lot, but I usually failure spiral around the time the you transition from fighting bandits to fighting goblins or better equipped enemies. Looking forward to seeing what you prioritise in the start of the game to get you over that hump. Also curious as to your fighting strategy. I usually start with a mix of mace spear and axemen with shields in the front and some pitchforkers behind.

Lamadar
Nov 24, 2007
Lamadar signing up, preferably using a Greatsword so I can murder quick and die quicker.

Shinarato
Apr 22, 2013

apostateCourier posted:

Apostate, and give me a bow or a polearm, or both please.

Just tie your bow to your polearm and creat... the bolearm

Talow
Dec 26, 2012


Talow, and I'm willing to do what ever you need.

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves
It's me, ElPato Battle Brothers LP Superstar Gridlocked, signing up to your LP as Sir Gridlockheart. I'm totally a knight and not a peasant.

apostateCourier posted:

Apostate, and give me a bow or a polearm, or both please.

Inb4 Apostate is a Cultist Background as befitting her name

Also JadeStar have you been watching ElPato's LP?

Gridlocked fucked around with this message at 08:21 on Sep 4, 2017

Zeathian
Mar 16, 2016
Zeathian is ready for action. Pick the ugliest cutthroat to represent him.

Bootcha
Nov 13, 2012

Truly, the pinnacle of goaltending
Grimey Drawer
Bootcha as a face eating puppy if possible, if not then the human analog.

Bliss Authority
Jul 6, 2011

I'm not saying it was witches

but it was witches

I can't wait for Bliss to die a horrible death.

Elpato
Oct 14, 2009

I hate to spoil the ending, but...some stuff gets eaten, y'know?
Elpato signing up.

Put me on the shield line, Cap. Just don't let me make any decisions. We're better off that way.

Materant
Jul 22, 2010

see, what you don't understand is he now has

THE MANLIEST MUSTACHE

it defies physics


Materant signing up. For once I didn't miss the sign-up!

Jade Star
Jul 15, 2002

It burns when I LP

Gridlocked posted:

Also JadeStar have you been watching ElPato's LP?

I attempted to... it uh... really convinced me that full video was not the right format choice for what I had in mind.

Fat Samurai
Feb 16, 2011

To go quickly is foolish. To go slowly is prudent. Not to go; that is wisdom.
Throwing my helmet into the ring as well. Fat Samurai reporting for duty.

wokow6
Oct 19, 2013
By my name Wokow, you will have my sword.

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Frankomatic
Aug 22, 2007

I've got to get a picture of this!
May all attacks, outgoing and incoming, be horrifically crippling/murdering head shots so we can hear those incredibly unsettling death rattles pretty much every turn.

Seriously, the sound design in this is really something. Would probably buy it if I actually had money to do so.

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