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wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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Why does that bird, which appears to be a pheasant, have kittens under its wings?

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wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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I hope it was sticking out of her boyfriend's/husband's pants.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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Picnic Princess posted:

Nobody wants to hear about your fetishes.

Its just a cucum.... Oh wait she bites..... AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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The Bloop posted:

You idiots are right, next time someone I've already heard interviewed on one podcast is interviewed again on another, I'll throw my car stereo out the window, then drive my car into a ravine.

Its best to ram in to the back of a fuel tanker truck, or something carrying hazardous materials. If you're going to go out, you might as well gently caress some poo poo up along the way.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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Hey now, thats HASHTAG BLESSED!

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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I want that thing dead by fire NOW!

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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OMG VACCINES ARE THE DEVIL!! DON"T MURDER YOUR DAUGHTER WITH A VACCINE!!

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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HugeGrossBurrito posted:

Dental plan, blue cheese has mold in it
Dental plan, blue cheese has mold in it
Dental plan, blue cheese has mold in it
Dental plan, blue cheese has mold in it
Dental plan, blue cheese has mold in it
Dental plan, blue cheese has mold in it
Dental plan, blue cheese has mold in it

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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From the Howard Stern thread in RGD:

EngineerJoe posted:

Someone posted a pic of their husband meeting Gary on the stern subreddit... and it didn't go well:



https://www.reddit.com/r/howardstern/comments/9je96s/my_husband_went_to_the_greenwich_food_wine_fest/


Memes of this guy have basically taken over the entire subreddit at this point and the woman who posted it rage quit:

https://www.reddit.com/r/howardstern/comments/9jiiu9/my_husband_met_bababooey/

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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Well, even during a disaster, you still have to poo poo.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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Oscar Wild posted:

Its German. It's probably scat.

FTFY

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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I've always heard that its the lone wolves you have to worry about, since they're most likely to be hungry and try to eat you. Packs can kill moose and poo poo, and therefore better fed.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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Jerry Cotton posted:

Seriouspost: Untreated mental illness is cursed.

Sometimes even if its treated.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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SniperWoreConverse posted:

It literally is, did you miss that old thread

"I'm a retard masturbator ask me anything"
"So you work from home?"

Link plz....

Asking for a friend.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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Zagazunt posted:

I tried to bring this on my last flight as carion luggage.

Did the vultures try and take it away?

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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boar guy posted:

one of the kids from temple of doom?

Maybe, yeah.

My first thought was more Kunta Kinte though.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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LawfulWaffle posted:



I would have guessed Toby

KUNTA!!

KUNTA KINTE!!

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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I see no problem here, its NSF approved, and complies with California's AB 1953 lead free requirement.

A quality piece according to the reviews here:
https://www.lowes.com/pd/LASCO-90-Degree-PVC-Sch-40-Tee/1067651

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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Skeleton Ape posted:

He needs a drop hitch or the trailer wouldn't be level. Anyway I think we're kind of getting into the weeds re: things wrong with that image
]

Definitely. Its a suburban or something, yet the "sticker" shows a pick up bed in the back.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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Whats so cursed about this?

Elevator has two doors, the "R" buttons open the rear.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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Creed Reunion Tour posted:

I forgot his name, but the guy in the foreground bought an account and posted in the dollfucker thread with the sole intend to stir up poo poo for his documentary about loving dolls.

I think his name is Dave Hockey (yes, hockey).

The doll fucker wars were classic SA poo poo imho.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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TERFherder posted:


can I do a cat video now please:
https://i.imgur.com/l0qhh5Y.mp4

Pepsi box cat rules.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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"Honey I need that suppository NOW"!

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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The guy in the grey hat at the back totally looks like a guy I used to work with.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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Kia soul.

God I hate those fuckin ugly pieces of poo poo.

Definitely cursed.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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Hugh Malone posted:


This is a little cemetery in an old Appalachian coal-mining/farming community that I visited. All the little unmarked, rough-hewn rocks mark the graves of infants that died in an epidemic one winter, about 100 years ago

Spanish flu?

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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wikipedia radiation article posted:

Because of their levels of radioactivity, her papers from the 1890s are considered too dangerous to handle. Even her cookbook is highly radioactive. They are kept in lead-lined boxes, and those who wish to consult them must wear protective clothing.


Thats too bad, I bet she make some dope rear end cookies and poo poo.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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SplitSoul posted:

What would happen if it was treated with those little fish that eat dead skin? How many would you even need? Ugh.

They use, or used to use maggots to eat gangrenous flesh. They might work for super callous foot?

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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Both official languages.

Good stuff. Not cursed.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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TERFherder posted:


This kid is gonna be a master at base-31 math




Now imagine you're sitting beside this guy at a table, and hea's tapping his fingers. you're used to people tapping four fingers one after the other ad nauseum. How about seven?

How weirded out would that make you feel?

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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I see no poo poo.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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Peanut President posted:

Kids won't sit through a drat measles shot there's no way one'll get tattooed.

The only reason they won't sit through a measles shot is because VACCINES CAUSE AUTISM AND I DON'T WANT MY LITTLE RAY OF SNOWFLAKE SUNSHINE TO BE CONTROLLED BY BIG PHARMAGOVERNMENT!

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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Luckily most people believe (know) that wrestling is fake and therefore most of them are willing to believe that video is also fake. Or at least the object was fake.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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Paladinus posted:

Pic related, I presume.

His sister gave him crabs.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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Grey one: OOOOOHHHHH OOOOOHHHHO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

Black one: AAAAAAAAAAHHH YYYYYEEEEAAAAAH! see ya in school tomorrow...

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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Infinitum posted:

Enjoy thinking about this every time you drive under a road sign now

https://i.imgur.com/DGMzRA5.mp4

Happened down in Melbourne. Driver is on the right of the vehicle. She survived with a bunch of injuries

I drive on the correct (left) side of the car, so I needn't worry.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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Only if they all ended up dying from their wounds.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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Be vegan people or SUPPORT THE KKK.

Can't have both.

https://rare.us/rare-news/across-th...bZRUzjdIHj-pnb0

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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Len posted:

The bachelor threads were a great read if you wanted to see just how foul goons could be.

There is a decent amount of people here who think jeans don't need washed

Creative too.

Who knew that you could perform taint surgery with a shopvac?

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wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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Abongination posted:

I remember only the vaguest details but I’m fairly sure some goons actually got out there to help. I also remember them using a inflatable kiddie pool as a fresh water source and wild hogs pissing and making GBS threads in it?

There was a goon camp Hawaii edition?

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