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Coolguye
Jul 6, 2011

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this topic line is supposed to be ironic but i've gotten 4 separate dates out of the line "the only fantasy football i play is blood bowl" when i use it on bored girls at bars and they bring how much they hate their dudes' fantasy football leagues

the followup is usually something like "what" and i basically say "you know lord of the rings? imagine a dwarf and an orc trying to play football but half the time they forget about the ball to just fight on the field and everyone just lets them because gently caress getting in the middle of that"

the best response i ever got was "still sounds less nerdy than watching some quarterback's stats"

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