Let's Play Bloodbowl 2 - Real Fake Fantasy Football

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by Roger Hargreaves

I also love BloodBowl except no one plays and also its 40 dollarydoos for all teams.

# ¿ Sep 9, 2017 08:11

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# ¿ May 10, 2024 11:39

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You forgot to add the Nuffle factor for coolness of play, name theme of team and level of how much he hates you.

# ¿ Sep 13, 2017 03:15

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uPen posted:

Bloodbowl is a good game for cool people who enjoy getting hosed over by dice repeatedly.

Hey thats me

# ¿ Sep 15, 2017 01:10

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Net video when? I can't wait to see what team the frenzysaur takes appart and all the CAS.

# ¿ Sep 19, 2017 00:58

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Just you wait for my fun having undies to be ready for these democratic lizards.

# ¿ Sep 19, 2017 01:33

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Agent355 posted:

You're a saint.

Obviously +Ag won and we now had a skink with a hug gently caress-off target on his back!

I recently got my claw mb skaven blitzer for my undies. :getin:

little skink

# ¿ Sep 26, 2017 00:13

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Final LP match must be vs Goon Destroyers.

# ¿ Sep 27, 2017 04:39

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Manuel Calavera posted:

Doofs?
fake e - Chaos Doofs

No its someones actual custom Chaos team with all plus str clawpomb warrior's and elfy as hell beastmen.

# ¿ Sep 27, 2017 06:40

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ProZocK posted:

That would not be remotely fun to watch.

Watching lizards die? How is that not fun

# ¿ Sep 29, 2017 06:27

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Pea posted:

Voting Dodge because:

1) Agent advocated choosing block for this level up. (Either just pick what you want yourself or let people vote without giving advice on what you think the right vote is.)
2) Voting block on a doubles roll is proof Blood Bowl is a game for assholes. (Who else would vote for a bog standard choice when given an opportunity to be creative. )

You're an idiot. The LPer can give as much advice and commentary he wants; it's still his LP. And Dodge on a Sarrus isn't creative mate but Block is a more useful skill that will lead to more level ups.

Block

# ¿ Oct 1, 2017 04:14

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This weekend was an excellent one for BB fans.

# ¿ Oct 2, 2017 23:53

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Im at work so cant access it but if an Amerifriend could post the two CAS box pictures from my games over the weekend that would be great. Esp my Pelf vs Delf match agaisnt Gaghskull

# ¿ Oct 3, 2017 01:29

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Agent355 posted:

I think this is one of them.

Yep and I still won 3-2 hahaha

# ¿ Oct 3, 2017 04:31

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My elves are no Tad Vanderdick

# ¿ Oct 6, 2017 23:22

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Goonbowl should be an anything goes grogfest cause thats what its for.

Picking a team for the length of the tourney is part of that groggyness. Dwarf is a reasonable choice if you can make it work.

E: it should be mentioned that my experience playing with or as dwarves is exactly 0 becaude I started BB with goons and as a rule goons don't let dwarves play.

Second opinion: ignore goonbowl play randskills

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# ¿ Oct 9, 2017 02:10

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Remember Gridlocked's ABGFI's of Bloodboel success: Always be Going For It.

# ¿ Oct 12, 2017 23:21

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Also remember my other ABS. Always Be Studmanning

# ¿ Oct 12, 2017 23:56

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The ideology eater posted:

Ah man I haven't thought about Studman in forever. A true hero

My Burginator quotes team included IMA STUDMAN IRL who never failed to pile on.

# ¿ Oct 13, 2017 00:28

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Fleetfoot Mac needs to meet Extreme Murder Tech

# ¿ Oct 16, 2017 03:57

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Thread: should I take 3 big guy chaos pact into goonbowl?

# ¿ Oct 18, 2017 02:42

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FoolyCharged posted:

Yes

E: actually, do the mixed team with ogres and aim for a 10 big guy team.

Can't do that. Goonbowl is for legit table top teams only.

Chaos Pact is the exception because you can use the in-game Chaos Player Pact mixed team to simulate the table top team. Differences are:
Skaven Rat Ogre instead of Chaos Ogre - Has Frenzy and Wild Animal. MA6. Loses TTM and Bonehead.

Marauders aren't a thing so instead we use Chaos Beastmen. They have the same statline but come with Horns and cost more.

# ¿ Oct 18, 2017 03:22

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Agent355 posted:

Yeah I'll do another goonbowl plug here. Me and mozic will be spectating and commentating random games and throwing them up in here as bonus footage, just as we feel like doing them.

You too can have us mock your terrible play by signing up overe here.

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3837628

uPen posted:

Wrestle and wrestle for the two skills. Buy a skink and name it Wrestle.

King of votes! I vote same as uPen

# ¿ Oct 21, 2017 07:23

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Legit tactics: 11 Gnobblars on an Ogre team. Use starting funds to buy the stadium upgrdes to get discounted Star Players. 50% chance per game to go hog wild with star players like a madman.

# ¿ Oct 23, 2017 01:12

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One of my favorite players is an undoe gobbo with wrestle twoheads and either horns or strip ball (if dubs a second time). Goes any square on the board on a 2 and beats up ball carriers.

# ¿ Oct 23, 2017 01:43

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I just want you to have King of Skills. Because lovely community memes are important.

Also did you see my screen shots from yesterday?

# ¿ Oct 23, 2017 02:47

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They're screen caps I discord surrounded by rants of dice and furill talking about ponies

# ¿ Oct 23, 2017 04:54

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Lizards arw a team with minimal flexibility in their skills choices sadly. This is because they are pretty dang strong with the dull normal skills and their pieces are somewhat already over specalised by their stats lines to begin with.

# ¿ Oct 23, 2017 06:15

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Rorahusky posted:

The problem with trying to make a team unique for the sake of being unique is that it quickly makes most of the the team basically useless at higher TV, and that ironically leads to games that are ultimately boring because your options on doing anything useful become limited. The very first Blood Bowl LP team on the forums was cKnoor's Changer of Plays, and because people went wild with niche skills, there were maybe three or four useful players on the entire team, and the rest existed basically to serve as punching bags while Mister Hadwich scored every single touchdown.

It's better to get your basic, 'boring' skills first before you start trying to go for uniqueness, because at least then you'll have a solid base from which to try wild and crazy poo poo rather than a team who may once in six games try anything crazy simply because even playing cautiously will result in a one in three chance of failure and being crazy is wildly more dangerous.

Mister Hadwich is a hero

# ¿ Oct 23, 2017 10:46

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Yapo LP your way through goonbowl

# ¿ Oct 24, 2017 00:33

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Grab and chainpush go hand in hand.

Grab on a fanatic to make your odds of killing better. Grab on guys to shuffle pieces into better spots.

Agent had a team themed around grab.

# ¿ Oct 25, 2017 07:01

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Aye guard becomes a necessity on most teams after a few games. Maintaining 2DBs is import as heck.

# ¿ Oct 25, 2017 07:57

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I'll point out when Agent says it's rude to gang foul once you're oppoent is down an Appo, he is talking about friendly Goonleague games.

If you're in Goonbowl or a tourney you fuckin' stomp his players into the ground and hope it gives you that extra TD chances.

# ¿ Oct 28, 2017 01:07

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Sprint because I hope the next time I play thos team its with my Health and Safety and in that situation idc about being one turned.

Voyager I posted:

Gonna actually go out and vote Sidestep in the hopes it encourages Agent to use Fleetfoot more dangerously.

Thing is bei g a lizard team using Fleetfoot dangerously is a fine thing. As Agent355 pointed out skink level ups are typically just bloat. I wouldn't be suprised if Fleet is on the chopping block next level cause he will get too fat.

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# ¿ Oct 30, 2017 00:54

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EvilUrchin posted:

All the mighty blow and orc tits in the world won't be enough when Tad-a-mania comes for you.

Tad will turn up. Beat up a skink anf then relax on the side lines with his vodka and jusive and look good I pictures with his cheerleader girlfriend.

Whilset the rest of the team does the hard yards as usual.

# ¿ Nov 7, 2017 04:09

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Gaghskull posted:

The correct and ONLY answer is JUGGERNAUT

HES THE JUGGERNAUT BITCH

# ¿ Nov 12, 2017 07:57

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Lol hi burg.

# ¿ Nov 28, 2017 00:31

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namad posted:

Skunt Guard
Goddars Piling On
Mothra Dodge

Second. Agent need a little Studman in his life.

# ¿ Dec 4, 2017 00:50

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Remember your ABCs Agent:

Always Be cStudmaning

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Cassa posted:

Putting your Saurs on the ground seems like a great way to remove their cool speed advantage.

Clearly you are not a Studman

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