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WELCOME TO THE LONG OVERDUE NEW FARTHOUSE! A celebration of Football Art, better known as Fart. A fart can be all sorts of things. It can be a funny picture. It can be a funny video. A funny song, a funny poem, anything football that is also art. It doesn't have to be something you've made, but something you've found. It is also a place for requests. We all eagerly await our own farts here. This is the place for: Avatar requests posting weird fanart you find on the internet posting your own weird fanart planning goon Fart projects (TM) (WHERE IS THE PEYTON FOREHEAD FART, WUGLYFE) etc. The Farthouse has made wonders featured on ESPN, Deadspin, SB Nation, Bleacher Report, CBS NBC and ABC sports, and tons of smaller sports blogs all over the great internet sports world. It is a unique place. A unique place of Farts. THINGS OF NOTE  The Draw Play The Draw Play - A football comic, started right here in TFF and it's been going steadily for 3 years (!) now thanks to the love and support of Farters like you. This forum is where I get most of my ideas and goons pitch me ideas all the time, and many of them actually get made. If you'd like to get a cameo in the comic (As many goons have, Swickles is a bona-fide character at this point) just shoot me an email (drawplay574@gmail.com). If you'd like to request a commission out of me, email that same address and mention who you are on the forums and you'll get a goon discount for being a cool Farter. There is also a Podcast, which has featured several goons as guests, including Dr. Swickles, SA2k, and Daltos. We may be featuring BigBob soon, so stay tuned! https://soundcloud.com/david-rappoccio-950910196 Also on the Draw Play is the (in)complete archives of beloved goon creation TOO MUCH MUSTARD. Toaster Beef has graciously allowed me to host his now ended stick figure masterpiece. If you find a comic not on this page anywhere, send it to me so I can add it to the archive. http://www.thedrawplay.com/too-much-mustard/ OLD THREADS THANKS TO GRITTYBEARD Grittybeard posted:Just to get this on the first page for those who might be interested. Links to all the old Farthouse threads: So how shall we start this thread? Let's start it in a way we can all appreciate. Kicking Tom Brady in the balls. MSPaint, photoshop, actually draw...anything you want causing Tom Brady testicular terror. You can draw a favorite player punching him in the balls. You can MS paint a dragon fire roasting his balls. As long as Tom Brady is suffering ball pain, it's worth it. If we make enough ball pain pictures, I will create a mosaic out of all of them. Let us make an art exhibit. A Fart exhibit. Tom Brady Hurt in Balls. I'll start us off with an easy MSPaint:  NEW THREAD MASCOT SANDWICH MONTOYA (Start on page 7 for the nonsense to begin)    Febreeze fucked around with this message at 05:26 on Oct 14, 2017 |
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I approve of that ms paint image Also ground floor
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Sep 11, 2017 03:32
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This thread can't distract me from how garbage the Giants are right now.
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Sep 11, 2017 04:35
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The beginning of an era
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Sep 11, 2017 04:54
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Awwwww poo poo. I wondered if there would be a new Farthouse thread.
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Sep 11, 2017 08:00
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Just to get this on the first page for those who might be interested. Links to all the old Farthouse threads: The TFFarthouse: Temporary Savior of Offseasons The Farthouse 2.0: Avatars, Comics, & Fanart Oh My The Farthouse 3.0: It has always farted since the forums started The Farthouse: Hush Little Browns fan FARTHOUSE 5: - sounds funny but ultimately you just poo poo your pants Archives needed for most of those links obviously.
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Grittybeard posted:Just to get this on the first page for those who might be interested. Links to all the old Farthouse threads: I'll stick this in the OP, good stuff Also, I don't see many nut shots, come on Farthouse let's hurt Tom Brady's balls
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Sep 12, 2017 02:33
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My shop was fire sorry if y'all aren't awesome enough to get it
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Sep 12, 2017 02:43
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Spoeank posted:My shop was fire sorry if y'all aren't awesome enough to get it Casinuts Royale is good. ALSO, Hydra! https://twitter.com/DrawPlayDave/status/907260892357697536
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Sep 12, 2017 02:59
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Kinda really want to do something with that Mike Daniels picture for an avatar but don't know what.
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Pops Mgee posted:Kinda really want to do something with that Mike Daniels picture for an avatar but don't know what. "YOU SHALL NOT PASS"? Don't know why I'm helping, your team kicked mine's rear end. (Alcohol, that's why)
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Sep 12, 2017 07:46
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I'll forever miss too much mustard
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Sep 12, 2017 08:19
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I can't emphasize enough how bad I am at all things art.
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Sep 12, 2017 13:16
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wont stop me currently working on a stick figure ms paint masterpiece
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Sep 12, 2017 13:23
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BlindSite posted:I'll forever miss too much mustard <3 Hockles posted:I can't emphasize enough how bad I am at all things art. Yo, let me talk to you about stick figures Mel Mudkiper posted:wont stop me Or let this guy do it
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Sep 12, 2017 14:14
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Spoeank posted:My shop was fire sorry if y'all aren't awesome enough to get it A scene from an OK bond movie?
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Sep 12, 2017 14:18
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Toaster Beef posted:Yo, let me talk to you about stick figures You can convey emotion with stick figures. I can barely make a recognizable human...
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Sep 12, 2017 14:26
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I bought one of those uDraw tablets when they were being firesaled for like $10 a pop and the thing was so lovely I couldn't draw a reasonable looking stick person with it.
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Sep 12, 2017 14:33
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Hockles posted:You can convey emotion with stick figures. I can barely make a recognizable human... A primer: 
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Sep 12, 2017 15:18
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Toaster Beef posted:A primer: Nailed it.
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Sep 12, 2017 15:20
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Toaster Beef posted:A primer: Hup
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Sep 12, 2017 15:20
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I would have that on a shirt or poster
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Sep 12, 2017 15:23
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That's excellent form tackle. All shoulder, ball stripped, gotta wrap up, man.
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Sep 12, 2017 15:24
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Toaster Beef posted:A primer: edit: Kinda sad that it isnt Savage getting punked but I'm okay with it because it is 
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Toaster Beef posted:A primer: 
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IT'S THAT EASY
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lmao http://www.thedrawplay.com/comic/scott-tolzien-sucks-a-lot/
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Sep 12, 2017 17:05
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Toaster Beef posted:A primer: Aces. I miss Too Much Mustard a whole lot. Your jokes were really funny. This was also extremely good.
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Sep 12, 2017 17:38
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I still cannot decide which is the best TMM comic this http://www.thedrawplay.com/too-much-mustard/86uw9te/ or this http://www.thedrawplay.com/too-much-mustard/facqldp/
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Sep 12, 2017 17:55
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Mel Mudkiper posted:I still cannot decide which is the best TMM comic Second one is a personal favorite. No idea how I managed to make it so drat cute.
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Sep 12, 2017 18:01
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I happened to be going down the rabbit hole of Top 10s of random things on youtube yesterday, and I came across highlights of this game, and the first thing I thought of was this comic.
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Sep 12, 2017 18:02
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Mel Mudkiper posted:I still cannot decide which is the best TMM comic The best one is the sensitivity training with Pete Carrol.
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I picked Jeff Fisher as the nut punisher for some reason. Don't be a stranger, Toaster Beef.  Also, this def my favorite Too Much Mustard. http://www.thedrawplay.com/too-much-mustard/hr3te8z/ Probably Magic fucked around with this message at 18:25 on Sep 12, 2017 |
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Sep 12, 2017 18:23
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Probably Magic posted:Also, this def my favorite Too Much Mustard. http://www.thedrawplay.com/too-much-mustard/hr3te8z/
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Probably Magic posted:
WELCOME TO THE CAPITOL OF FLESH is so good and I'm sad no one ever had it as an avatar
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Wasn't there one where the NFL was trying to advertise training camp fights or something? That one sticks out.
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