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Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Febreeze posted:

This week's comics will be about the Titans, Beckham peeing, and #sticktosports people crying themselves to sleep because some fuckwit bills fan emailed me deliberately begging me to not make a comic about it

ace

Hahahahha that rules

# ? Sep 26, 2017 02:42

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# ? May 8, 2024 06:43

Acebuckeye13: Nov 2, 2010; Ultra Carp

Febreeze posted:

This week's comics will be about the Titans, Beckham peeing, and #sticktosports people crying themselves to sleep because some fuckwit bills fan emailed me deliberately begging me to not make a comic about it

ace

# ? Sep 26, 2017 03:29

Kalli: Jun 2, 2001

Beckham peeing should be onto a stick to sports guy.

# ? Sep 26, 2017 03:30

AAAAA! Real Muenster: Jul 12, 2008; My QB is also named Bort

Chilichimp posted:

Randaconda posted:
Can I request a comic about the Ravens/Jags game?

They just did a Dunkirk movie, though.

Kalli posted:

Beckham peeing should be onto a stick to sports guy.

This 1000x

# ? Sep 26, 2017 03:33

iospace: Jan 19, 2038

Kalli posted:

Beckham peeing should be onto a stick to sports guy.

# ? Sep 26, 2017 03:39

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Febreeze posted:

This week's comics will be about the Titans, Beckham peeing, and #sticktosports people crying themselves to sleep because some fuckwit bills fan emailed me deliberately begging me to not make a comic about it

ace

The termite king demands the email

# ? Sep 26, 2017 13:00

Febreeze: Oct 24, 2011; I want to care, butt I dont

Dear Dave,

I'm a fan of your work, sometimes I disagree with your blurbs but...who cares really the comic is funny. As a fan, as a politically involved individual, as a conservative I have a major favor to ask.

Please, please. please do not do any comics on the kneeling stuff. I want to watch football to NOT think about politics. They are trying to take that away from me, please let your comic remain a bastion of talking football and not politics. I will beg you on my knees (pun sort of intended). My Bills are leading the division and all anyone wants to talk about is McCoy stretching during the anthem.

Help me Dave Rappoccio, you're my only hope.

# ? Sep 26, 2017 15:25

GonadTheBallbarian: Jul 23, 2007

lol

maybe he needs to get his nose in a textbook and not in tbbbfffppphtthhhhtttttt

# ? Sep 26, 2017 15:29

FUCKFACE MORON: Apr 23, 2010; by sebmojo

Febreeze posted:

Dear Dave,

I'm a fan of your work, sometimes I disagree with your blurbs but...who cares really the comic is funny. As a fan, as a politically involved individual, as a conservative I have a major favor to ask.

Please, please. please do not do any comics on the kneeling stuff. I want to watch football to NOT think about politics. They are trying to take that away from me, please let your comic remain a bastion of talking football and not politics. I will beg you on my knees (pun sort of intended). My Bills are leading the division and all anyone wants to talk about is McCoy stretching during the anthem.

Help me Dave Rappoccio, you're my only hope.

eat poo poo, snowflake

# ? Sep 26, 2017 16:03

Chilichimp: Oct 24, 2006; TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp; Grimey Drawer

Febreeze posted:

Dear Dave,

I'm a fan of your work, sometimes I disagree with your blurbs but...who cares really the comic is funny. As a fan, as a politically involved individual, as a conservative I have a major favor to ask.

Please, please. please do not do any comics on the kneeling stuff. I want to watch football to NOT think about politics. They are trying to take that away from me, please let your comic remain a bastion of talking football and not politics. I will beg you on my knees (pun sort of intended). My Bills are leading the division and all anyone wants to talk about is McCoy stretching during the anthem.

Help me Dave Rappoccio, you're my only hope.

Now that we've established it's not The Draw Play, who's comic has this guy been reading?

# ? Sep 26, 2017 16:19

Febreeze: Oct 24, 2011; I want to care, butt I dont

In this comic Ross makes good graffiti
http://www.thedrawplay.com/comic/marcus-mariota-recruits-titans-fans/

# ? Sep 26, 2017 16:33

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Febreeze posted:

Dear Dave,

I'm a fan of your work, sometimes I disagree with your blurbs but...who cares really the comic is funny. As a fan, as a politically involved individual, as a conservative I have a major favor to ask.

Please, please. please do not do any comics on the kneeling stuff. I want to watch football to NOT think about politics. They are trying to take that away from me, please let your comic remain a bastion of talking football and not politics. I will beg you on my knees (pun sort of intended). My Bills are leading the division and all anyone wants to talk about is McCoy stretching during the anthem.

Help me Dave Rappoccio, you're my only hope.

You should have the comic be that email and below is a big bold NO with McCoy burning the flag

# ? Sep 26, 2017 17:00

a neat cape: Feb 22, 2007; Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Febreeze posted:

In this comic Ross makes good graffiti
http://www.thedrawplay.com/comic/marcus-mariota-recruits-titans-fans/

I have returned

# ? Sep 26, 2017 17:16

Probably Magic: Oct 9, 2012; Looking cute, feeling cute.

a neat cape posted:

I have returned

Root for the Titans, Ross.

# ? Sep 26, 2017 17:29

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Probably Magic posted:

Root for the Titans, Ross.

He can probably wait the four months to get the chargers back

# ? Sep 26, 2017 17:33

a neat cape: Feb 22, 2007; Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Mel Mudkiper posted:

He can probably wait the four months to get the chargers back

Lol at even the thought of this

# ? Sep 26, 2017 17:38

Chichevache: Feb 17, 2010; One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Mel Mudkiper posted:

He can probably wait the four months to get the chargers back

If your ex bangs someone else you shouldn't take them back. Who knows what diseases the Chargers will bring back from Los Angeles?

# ? Sep 26, 2017 17:44

a neat cape: Feb 22, 2007; Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Chichevache posted:

If your ex bangs someone else you shouldn't take them back. Who knows what diseases the Chargers will bring back from Los Angeles?

Better Asian food?

# ? Sep 26, 2017 17:53

axeil: Feb 14, 2006

Febreeze posted:

Dear Dave,

I'm a fan of your work, sometimes I disagree with your blurbs but...who cares really the comic is funny. As a fan, as a politically involved individual, as a conservative I have a major favor to ask.

Please, please. please do not do any comics on the kneeling stuff. I want to watch football to NOT think about politics. They are trying to take that away from me, please let your comic remain a bastion of talking football and not politics. I will beg you on my knees (pun sort of intended). My Bills are leading the division and all anyone wants to talk about is McCoy stretching during the anthem.

Help me Dave Rappoccio, you're my only hope.

what a baby. You should post the email in the comic you do on the kneeling

Mel Mudkiper posted:

You should have the comic be that email and below is a big bold NO with McCoy burning the flag

or this

# ? Sep 26, 2017 18:06

Hockles: Dec 25, 2007; Resident of ~~Camp Blood~~
Crystal Lake

Maybe not burning the flag. I think that would be in way too poor taste at the moment. Maybe him doing breakdancing on a flag covered cardboard box in front of more flags.

# ? Sep 26, 2017 18:17

Kalli: Jun 2, 2001

It should be all the players proudly saluting the flag with tears in their eyes in rapt patriotism and then a cut to the flag where it's been replaced with a flag of a black fist over a cop wearing a nazi armband that's been stomped and is being peed on by Odell.

# ? Sep 26, 2017 18:28

BlindSite: Feb 8, 2009

Odell peeing on the players kneeling while trump jacks off in the corner and Kraft video tapes it with a Russian cam corder.

# ? Sep 27, 2017 00:47

Cartoon Man: Jan 31, 2004

BlindSite posted:

Odell peeing on the players kneeling while trump jacks off in the corner and Kraft video tapes it with a Russian cam corder.

Needs more rocketman.

# ? Sep 27, 2017 01:27

Probably Magic: Oct 9, 2012; Looking cute, feeling cute.

"You Watch The Neighborhood, We'll Watch The Skies," and it's Kap and Tillman.

# ? Sep 27, 2017 01:27

Kalli: Jun 2, 2001

Probably Magic posted:

"You Watch The Neighborhood, We'll Watch The Skies," and it's Kap and Tillman.

Tillman seeing Kap take a knee and he joins him just as a stray round from a soldier sails over his head.

I'd probably get a lot of death threats if I was any kind of artist.

# ? Sep 27, 2017 01:28

seiferguy: Jun 9, 2005; FLAWED
INTUITION; Toilet Rascal

Since that guy decided to invoke Star Wars, maybe make a comic that recreates the final scene from Return of the Jedi, where Kaepernick is Luke Skywalker and he sees the Jedi ghosts of Pat Tillman and Muhammad Ali.

# ? Sep 27, 2017 02:25

mllaneza: Apr 28, 2007; Veteran, Bermuda Triangle Expeditionary Force, 1993-1952

How about the Patriots change their uniforms to American flags ? You're not supposed to do that legally.

# ? Sep 27, 2017 03:46

CyberPingu: Sep 15, 2013; If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

Febreeze posted:

Dear Dave,

I'm a fan of your work, sometimes I disagree with your blurbs but...who cares really the comic is funny. As a fan, as a politically involved individual, as a conservative I have a major favor to ask.

Please, please. please do not do any comics on the kneeling stuff. I want to watch football to NOT think about politics. They are trying to take that away from me, please let your comic remain a bastion of talking football and not politics. I will beg you on my knees (pun sort of intended). My Bills are leading the division and all anyone wants to talk about is McCoy stretching during the anthem.

Help me Dave Rappoccio, you're my only hope.

Print it out and take a knee on it, then send him a picture of it

# ? Sep 27, 2017 09:19

GonadTheBallbarian: Jul 23, 2007

CyberPingu posted:

Print it out and take a knee on it, then send him a picture of it

This is a good one, but probably best suited for Twitter

# ? Sep 27, 2017 22:58

CyberPingu: Sep 15, 2013; If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

GonadTheBallbarian posted:

This is a good one, but probably best suited for Twitter

Oh I didn't mean for a comic. I just meant do it in general.

# ? Sep 28, 2017 07:22

AAAAA! Real Muenster: Jul 12, 2008; My QB is also named Bort

God that Roethlisburger nose :xd:

# ? Sep 28, 2017 20:27

fishing with the fam: Feb 29, 2008; Durr

I've wanted a new avatar for a while now, but I wasn't really sure what to get. The durr bear from today's Draw Play. It speaks to me.

Can someone who actually know what they are doing avatarize it for me?

# ? Sep 28, 2017 20:54

TITTIEKISSER69: Mar 19, 2005; SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS

fishing with the fam posted:

I've wanted a new avatar for a while now, but I wasn't really sure what to get. The durr bear from today's Draw Play. It speaks to me.

Can someone who actually know what they are doing avatarize it for me?

How's this?

# ? Sep 28, 2017 21:06

Kalli: Jun 2, 2001

I did the same thing, I uploaded it, so here you go, at a very slightly different perspective:

# ? Sep 28, 2017 21:07

fishing with the fam: Feb 29, 2008; Durr

Its beautiful. Buying that tonight just in time for the Bears game.

Thank you both!

Edit: Screw it. Didn't want to wait.

fishing with the fam fucked around with this message at 21:26 on Sep 28, 2017

# ? Sep 28, 2017 21:14

Kalli: Jun 2, 2001

Also someone please buy this for themselves:

# ? Sep 28, 2017 21:40

Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.