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Let someone take you out for dinner or Get hosed up by yourself
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the former, then the latter
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Sep 11, 2017 04:19
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drop acid and watch the final destination movies
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Sep 11, 2017 04:20
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specifically, three and five
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Sep 11, 2017 04:21
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Go fly around in a helicopter.
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Sep 11, 2017 04:24
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Jerk off and cry cyclically.
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Sep 11, 2017 04:25
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I used to go to the titty bar, but it's been sixteen years since I last did that.
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Sep 11, 2017 04:28
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china bot posted:drop acid and watch the final destination movies This sounds like a better option probably
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Sep 11, 2017 04:29
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i like that posted:This sounds like a better option probably would recommend, it turned my birthdays around
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Sep 11, 2017 04:31
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Eat a bullet.......then haunt some peole you hated. Maybe aspire to shadow person status so you can gently caress with some tweakers.
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Sep 11, 2017 04:32
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china bot posted:drop acid and watch the final destination movies this but Big Trouble in Little China twice
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Sep 11, 2017 04:33
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on my birthday this year i went to the farm supply store and bought some tools and then hosed around with the driveshaft on one of my cars it was p good.
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Sep 11, 2017 04:34
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Drink a lot and feel sorry for myself
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Sep 11, 2017 04:35
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Kuato posted:Drink a lot and feel sorry for myself join team acid
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Sep 11, 2017 04:37
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Idk I get fat eating my own cooking it's p good. 
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Sep 11, 2017 04:41
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berth ell pup posted:on my birthday this year i went to the farm supply store and bought some tools and then hosed around with the driveshaft on one of my cars it was p good. That sounds like fun don't think there are any farm supply stores around here
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Sep 11, 2017 04:44
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I don't do anything special or out of the ordinary on my birthday. It's just another day. I'm never disappointed because I have zero expectations. 
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Sep 11, 2017 04:49
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Paralyze yourself attempting autofellatio
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Sep 11, 2017 05:02
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I'm debating whether to drop acid or get drunk on my birthday
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Sep 11, 2017 05:03
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Les Os posted:I'm debating whether to drop acid or get drunk on my birthday Whens yr b-day? Virgo?
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Sep 11, 2017 05:28
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You have a HOST of options when it comes to birthday celebrations! 1. Have a party 2. Have a dinner with a couple of friends. 3. Have a dinner with your best friend/other half 4. Have a party
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Sep 11, 2017 05:29
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alcohol, drugs, family, and food in that order of importance imho
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Sep 11, 2017 05:31
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also stick ya dick in a nice lady maybe?
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Sep 11, 2017 05:32
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Contemplate suicide and masturbate
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Sep 11, 2017 05:33
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u can omit the "family" portion if u want too 
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Sep 11, 2017 05:33
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I.C. posted:You have a HOST of options when it comes to birthday celebrations! 
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Sep 11, 2017 05:46
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Go to work and not tell anyone it's my birthday because I don't want the attention.
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Sep 11, 2017 05:48
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i like that posted:Whens yr b-day? Virgo? yeah it's the week after next Im one of the last Virgos
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Sep 11, 2017 05:48
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I don't celebrate holidays or birthdays because I hate everything and everyone.
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Sep 11, 2017 05:56
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Sep 11, 2017 06:02
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I get on my hands and knees and then lie face down on the ground until I can't take it anymore and then I get up and dance
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Sep 11, 2017 06:08
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im going to eat a lot of food at a cool restaurant also get wasted
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Sep 11, 2017 06:17
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Probably make a badass casserole and eat the whole tray. 
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Sep 11, 2017 06:25
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meet bruce cambell
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Sep 11, 2017 07:15
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Kill myself. It's gonna be this one I can feel it
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Sep 11, 2017 08:48
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i think about how the earth has done a big loop de loop in space around a giant ball of nuclear fire and then i drink until my wife gets disgusted and leaves the house
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Sep 11, 2017 08:52
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Usually I drink all day and periodically look at facebook waiting for the notification count to break double digits this year and wonder if any of my family will bother sending a card. This year though I went to some remote islands in norway and golfed while drinking 10 dollar/can beer. Not sure what I'll do next year but the one thing I do know is the first way is much cheaper.
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Sep 11, 2017 09:00
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great big cardboard tube posted:Kill myself. It's gonna be this one I can feel it this is lovely to do to whoever finds you unless you jump out a plane/off a boat into deep water and even then your body might wash up all bloated and blue onto the shore and traumatize some kid or lifeguard for life
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Sep 11, 2017 09:01
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Watch TV, play video game, read book. Same as every other day.
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Sep 11, 2017 09:31
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Suck my girlfriends cock, then suck her boyfriends cock, then do LSD then suck my own cock etc
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