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Over There
Jun 28, 2013

by Azathoth

ewwww

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Irritated Goat
Mar 12, 2005

This post is pathetic.
The Ars liveblog is just fielding the dumbest loving questions. "Is there music playing or are people talking?" :allears:

Cultural Marxist
Jun 29, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
Here's the Guardian's live blog, where your correspondent is ex-goon Alex Hern.

Vintimus Prime
Apr 24, 2008

DERRRRRPPP what are picture threads for????

Alright Apple, lets see what ya got

Pivo
Aug 20, 2004


hoooo gently caress boys MS Edge works this time
alright Apple, all you need is love, my rear end in a top hat is ready

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

Watching this in Edge, the one and only thing Edge will ever be good for

shadow puppet of a
Jan 10, 2007

NO TENGO SCORPIO


Wow, allergy boy still showing up to work. What a trooper.

Vintimus Prime
Apr 24, 2008

DERRRRRPPP what are picture threads for????

Beautiful theater

Pivo
Aug 20, 2004


jobs voiceover in the theatre he named after himself

lol

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

RIP Steve :smith:

Looke
Aug 2, 2013

Matt Zerella
Oct 7, 2002

Norris'es are back baby. It's good again. Awoouu (fox Howl)
Stebe

LionArcher
Mar 29, 2010


Why is it so dusty?!

Irritated Goat
Mar 12, 2005

This post is pathetic.
Hi Tim :cry:

Pivo
Aug 20, 2004


aw tim is moved, they were actually bros

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

It was only fitting that Steve open this press conference for the phone Steve would've hated

Vintimus Prime
Apr 24, 2008

DERRRRRPPP what are picture threads for????

Wow Tim is choked up

Weedle
May 31, 2006




Pivo posted:

jobs voiceover in the theatre he named after himself

lol

"Welcome to my reliquary. Each of the seat covers on which you're now sitting has one of my pubes woven into it"

Pivo
Aug 20, 2004


Weedle posted:

"Welcome to my reliquary. Each of the seat covers on which you're now sitting has one of my pubes woven into it"

flown in from a quarry in italy

Mahoning
Feb 3, 2007
gently caress Steve Jobs. The cult of personality around him is gross and weird and based on a lie.

pzy
Feb 20, 2004

Da Boom!
I miss Steve a lot and I'm glad Goons are still Goony about him

Irritated Goat
Mar 12, 2005

This post is pathetic.
"We share our new products, starting with the stuff you care about the least"

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

Mahoning posted:

gently caress Steve Jobs. The cult of personality around him is gross and weird and based on a lie.
He was a complete rear end in a top hat but he got amazing products made as a result of it

prom candy
Dec 16, 2005

Only I may dance
Steve Jobs loved the 3.5mm jack

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Mahoning posted:

gently caress Steve Jobs. The cult of personality around him is gross and weird and based on a lie.

Which lie is that

AlternateAccount
Apr 25, 2005
FYGM
Man, I really hate Tim Cook's voice.

ditty bout my clitty
May 28, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Mahoning posted:

gently caress Steve Jobs. The cult of personality around him is gross and weird and based on a lie.

The lie being that he's a better ceo than mr playmobile here and was a huge creative drive behind the company?

Mezzanine
Aug 23, 2009
stevestevestevesteve


steve

shadow puppet of a
Jan 10, 2007

NO TENGO SCORPIO


I like how the A-chip team was able to completely override steve's vision for all that crap and get a large bank of private offices.

Mahoning
Feb 3, 2007

Rageaholic Monkey posted:

He was a complete rear end in a top hat but he got amazing products made as a result of it

You could say the same about Hitler.
:godwin:

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

God, Tim's really spending a lot of time talking about honoring Steve only to poo poo on his design philosophy soon

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

This is as close to public necrophilia as I've ever seen

Over There
Jun 28, 2013

by Azathoth
I can not get this stream up to save my life.

Don Lapre
Mar 28, 2001

If you're having problems you're either holding the phone wrong or you have tiny girl hands.
Steve jobs died when they put video on an ipod

Celery Jello
Mar 21, 2005
Slippery Tilde

pzy posted:

I miss Steve a lot and I'm glad Goons are still Goony about him

It's sad that he's gone but the irony is that mawkish opening is something it seems like he would've hated

ditty bout my clitty
May 28, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Mahoning posted:

You could say the same about Hitler.
:godwin:

Maybe apple introduces the hitlerphone?

Mechanical Fiend
Sep 5, 2011

How'd that asshole get a white robe?!

prom candy posted:

Steve Jobs loved the 3.5mm jack

Steve Jobs loved to jack his 3.5mm

AlternateAccount
Apr 25, 2005
FYGM

Over There posted:

I can not get this stream up to save my life.

Try a private browsing window. It wouldn't work right for me either.

Irritated Goat
Mar 12, 2005

This post is pathetic.

Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:

This is as close to public necrophilia as I've ever seen

Is it Necrophilia if the corpse is just spinning on your dick?

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TealShark
Mar 22, 2004

I shall duck behind that little garbage car.

Mahoning posted:

You could say the same about Hitler.
:godwin:

iTunes for Windows?

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