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Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

Mahoning posted:

You could say the same about Hitler.
:godwin:
Android users need to be ethnically cleansed

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Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Celery Jello posted:

It's sad that he's gone but the irony is that mawkish opening is something it seems like he would've hated

He would've hated this charity stuff even worse

Weedle
May 31, 2006




All CEOs are garbage but Steve didn't seem especially bad or anything

Irritated Goat
Mar 12, 2005

This post is pathetic.
Fuckin christ. Apple Park poo poo? You know why we're here. Give it what we want Tim.

incoherent
Apr 24, 2004

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shadow puppet of a posted:

I like how the A-chip team was able to completely override steve's vision for all that crap and get a large bank of private offices.

Dude, that building is hosed. Open spaces are horrible for productivity. Good on that team for digging in their heels.

Don Lapre
Mar 28, 2001

If you're having problems you're either holding the phone wrong or you have tiny girl hands.

Weedle posted:

All CEOs are garbage but Steve didn't seem especially bad or anything

Steve was a good CEO, he was just a terrible human being.

prom candy
Dec 16, 2005

Only I may dance

Rageaholic Monkey posted:

Android users need to be ethnically cleansed

Just regular cleansing would be a big upgrade

Pivo
Aug 20, 2004


Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:

He would've hated this charity stuff even worse

apparently he and his wife did like to donate but privately, hated talking about it or connecting it to work at all

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

Tim is nowhere near as engaging at these conferences as Steve was :(

The Dave
Sep 9, 2003

Steve would be so past wires at this point. Bring the wireless charging Timbo

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?
cool guys post in the yospos thread fyi

Pivo
Aug 20, 2004


yeah you guys are more engaging atm than he is

oh well. it's something to do

Don Lapre
Mar 28, 2001

If you're having problems you're either holding the phone wrong or you have tiny girl hands.

Rageaholic Monkey posted:

Tim is nowhere near as engaging at these conferences as Steve was :(

Because hes openly gay

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

The new iPhone is Apple Park

See all that glass?

Mezzanine
Aug 23, 2009

poty posted:

cool guys post in the yospos thread fyi

sorry about your uncoolness

Sir Lemming
Jan 27, 2009

It's a piece of JUNK!
Counting down the hours until the smug thinkpiece about Apple promoting hurricane relief while announcing $1000 iPhone

saihttam
Apr 15, 2006
Enter sadman
this is a cool place I will never visit

Irritated Goat
Mar 12, 2005

This post is pathetic.
I complain about sitting through this bullshit but I'd still go see it.

Mezzanine
Aug 23, 2009
it looks like epcot or something

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

saihttam posted:

this is a cool place I will never visit
Apple Park is actually a concentration camp

ManSedan
May 7, 2006
Seats 4
So Apple Park is a supervillain lair, right?

incoherent
Apr 24, 2004

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no 1 currs bout retail

Irritated Goat
Mar 12, 2005

This post is pathetic.

Mezzanine posted:

it looks like epcot or something

Made to crush my childhood memories?

prom candy
Dec 16, 2005

Only I may dance
gently caress open plan workspaces

Mezzanine
Aug 23, 2009
wow that sure isn't an Apple device she's holding

Shadowhand00
Jan 23, 2006

Golden Bear is ever watching; day by day he prowls, and when he hears the tread of lowly Stanfurd red,from his Lair he fiercely growls.
Toilet Rascal
Town squares, not stores!

Pivo
Aug 20, 2004


prom candy posted:

gently caress open plan workspaces

watching this in an open plan workspace

AlternateAccount
Apr 25, 2005
FYGM

Rageaholic Monkey posted:

Tim is nowhere near as engaging at these conferences as Steve was :(

Seriously. It's a hard bar to reach, but ffs.

A big part of it is the topic. Going to the Apple Store is a loving chore, they're not going to fix that.

Mezzanine
Aug 23, 2009

Irritated Goat posted:

Made to crush my childhood memories?

yes

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

Soon enough, all towns will be Apple stores

Weedle
May 31, 2006




They should make a $100 personal donation to hurricane relief mandatory with every purchase of the new iPhone.

Fate Accomplice
Nov 30, 2006




hey guys want to hang out at the local apple town square?

AlternateAccount
Apr 25, 2005
FYGM
TOWN SQUARES!!!

Go gently caress yourrrseeeeelllffffffff.

Vintimus Prime
Apr 24, 2008

DERRRRRPPP what are picture threads for????

And retail update. Let's get to the fireworks factory

8-bit Miniboss
May 24, 2005

CORPO COPS CAME FOR MY :filez:

ManSedan posted:

So Apple Park is a supervillain lair, right?

Just waiting for Hank Scorpio to make his cameo.

Don Lapre
Mar 28, 2001

If you're having problems you're either holding the phone wrong or you have tiny girl hands.

Weedle posted:

They should make a $100 personal donation to hurricane relief mandatory with every purchase of the new iPhone.

You have to buy the (HURRICANE) model though which costs $150 more.

Mechanical Fiend
Sep 5, 2011

How'd that asshole get a white robe?!

Gonna head down the the fruit square to get my new phone

TealShark
Mar 22, 2004

I shall duck behind that little garbage car.
This is great, announce a release date and price so I can buy an Apple Town Square.

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005
I FUCKING HATE POOR PEOPLE BUT I LOVE BEING FUCKED IN THE ASS and having two dishwashers in my CONDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Look at all the minorities working at Apple Stores.

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Mezzanine
Aug 23, 2009

8-bit Miniboss posted:

Just waiting for Hank Scorpio to make his cameo.

:pray:

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