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shadow puppet of a
Jan 10, 2007

NO TENGO SCORPIO


Local, artisanal artists.

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Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

Apple: Hey we're totally not turning into Google and our new phone totally isn't an Android

Pivo
Aug 20, 2004


a loooot of people come to hang out at the Apple Store at the mall here (Toronto Eaton Centre)

idk why

AlternateAccount
Apr 25, 2005
FYGM
This hippie bullshit is really tiresome. STEVE WOULD NOT HAVE DONE THIS.

Don Lapre
Mar 28, 2001

If you're having problems you're either holding the phone wrong or you have tiny girl hands.
thats it folks, have a nice day.

The Dave
Sep 9, 2003

Did she just say Cervix experience?

Irritated Goat
Mar 12, 2005

This post is pathetic.
Cervix experience?

Mezzanine
Aug 23, 2009
RELAXED CERVIX

metavisual
Sep 6, 2007

Genius Grove....errr

ditty bout my clitty
May 28, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Weedle posted:

They should make a $100 personal donation to hurricane relief mandatory with every purchase of the new iPhone.

Red states get what they deserve?

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

The Dave posted:

Did she just say Cervix experience?
A relaxed cervix experience! :haw:

MrBigglesworth
Mar 26, 2005

Lover of Fuzzy Meatloaf
CERVIX EXPERIENCE!

Pivo
Aug 20, 2004


AlternateAccount posted:

This hippie bullshit is really tiresome. STEVE WOULD NOT HAVE DONE THIS.

you realize steve was the biggest hippie right

he had to take the night shift at atari because he smelled so bad no one wanted to work with him

Cultural Marxist
Jun 29, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
Trees at the genius bar. What a time to be alive.

TyrantWD
Nov 6, 2010
Ignore my doomerism, I don't think better things are possible
I've been to almost every Apple store in NYC and the DC metro area, and never seen any of these things in their store.

prom candy
Dec 16, 2005

Only I may dance

Pivo posted:

watching this in an open plan workspace

crank your speakers just in case one of the other 50 people in the room is trying to get something done

Sir Lemming
Jan 27, 2009

It's a piece of JUNK!
GENIUS GROVE

AlternateAccount
Apr 25, 2005
FYGM

Pivo posted:

you realize steve was the biggest hippie right

he had to take the night shift at atari because he smelled so bad no one wanted to work with him


That was actual stinky hippie bullshit. Not this bougie TOWN SQUARE pseudo-hippie bullshit.

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Cultural Marxist posted:

Trees at the genius bar. What a time to be alive.

It’s a metaphor.

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


Open to everyone means I can walk my dog there, then.

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

Apple's slideshows for these things are surprisingly simple

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

TyrantWD posted:

I've been to almost every Apple store in NYC and the DC metro area, and never seen any of these things in their store.
I've only been to the one in my local mall near the Victoria's Secret

enojy
Sep 11, 2001

bass rattle
stars out
the sky

Pivo posted:

a loooot of people come to hang out at the Apple Store at the mall here (Toronto Eaton Centre)

idk why

Because arcades are dead and everybody's kids want to play games and God please never touch anything that isn't a MacBook at an Apple Store.

Taima
Dec 31, 2006

tfw you're peeing next to someone in the lineup and they don't know
No slamming the cervix under her watch.

Pivo
Aug 20, 2004


prom candy posted:

crank your speakers just in case one of the other 50 people in the room is trying to get something done

nah lol

AlternateAccount
Apr 25, 2005
FYGM
This all looks like the weird, homogenized dystopian hell from some scifi movie.

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

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Cultural Marxist posted:

Trees at the genius bar. What a time to be alive.

Sir Lemming
Jan 27, 2009

It's a piece of JUNK!
Next year, Apple stores will have another totally new invention: Genius Grover

Irritated Goat
Mar 12, 2005

This post is pathetic.
Teacher Tuesdays, where our employees teach more than our local schools do.

This week's Teacher: RZA, teaching CREAM.

metavisual
Sep 6, 2007

They bought Dr Dre, now they bought Rza too?!

Secht
Oct 5, 2012

AlternateAccount posted:

This all looks like the weird, homogenized dystopian hell from some scifi movie.

Yep.

ditty bout my clitty
May 28, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe
But can I yell racial slurs in real time at the geniuses when they refuse to help me return the phone I broke on purpose?

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

metavisual posted:

The bought Dr Dre, now they bought Rza too?!
Apple's going to buy all of hip-hop and put it out of business

Pivo
Aug 20, 2004


almost like 1984 lol

GhostOfTomNook
Aug 17, 2003

El gallo Pinto no pinta,
el que pinta es el pintor.


[quote="“Three Olives”" post="“476325612”"]
Look at all the minorities working at Apple Stores.
[/quote]

Like, apparently, RZA

AlternateAccount
Apr 25, 2005
FYGM

Vegetable posted:

Apple's slideshows for these things are surprisingly simple

Seriously. Apple always gives a loving clinic on how to build a proper presentation. NOTE THE LACK OF BULLET POINTS. Don't make slides full of words and read them, ffs.

It's maybe the thing I've learned most for Apple. gently caress PowerPoint templates.

Vintimus Prime
Apr 24, 2008

DERRRRRPPP what are picture threads for????

Sir Lemming posted:

Next year, Apple stores will have another totally new invention: Genius Grover

I would actually want to go if the store has a Genius Grover.

enojy
Sep 11, 2001

bass rattle
stars out
the sky

Classic Apple: beat making with RZA. Excellent choice, but ultimately out of touch.

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Don't forget Hitler's contributions to medicine.
My favorite thing is making beats at Apple Stores.

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metavisual
Sep 6, 2007

Rageaholic Monkey posted:

Apple's going to buy all of hip-hop and put it out of business

They are literally Martin Shkreli

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