Apple iPhone 2017 Event - September 12th - Discussion Thread

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shadow puppet of a: Jan 10, 2007; NO TENGO SCORPIO

Wow, allergy boy still showing up to work. What a trooper.

# ¿ Sep 12, 2017 17:59

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# ¿ May 17, 2024 13:31

shadow puppet of a: Jan 10, 2007; NO TENGO SCORPIO

I like how the A-chip team was able to completely override steve's vision for all that crap and get a large bank of private offices.

# ¿ Sep 12, 2017 18:06

shadow puppet of a: Jan 10, 2007; NO TENGO SCORPIO

Local, artisanal artists.

# ¿ Sep 12, 2017 18:13

shadow puppet of a: Jan 10, 2007; NO TENGO SCORPIO

Whoever called the paddleboard, well done.

# ¿ Sep 12, 2017 18:34

shadow puppet of a: Jan 10, 2007; NO TENGO SCORPIO

Are you allowed to deafly, deftly skateboard through an apple town square?

# ¿ Sep 12, 2017 18:40

shadow puppet of a: Jan 10, 2007; NO TENGO SCORPIO

Fork Hay!

# ¿ Sep 12, 2017 18:42

shadow puppet of a: Jan 10, 2007; NO TENGO SCORPIO

Apple watch has been wholly unable to reduce Eddy's gut protrusion.

# ¿ Sep 12, 2017 18:43

shadow puppet of a: Jan 10, 2007; NO TENGO SCORPIO

Eddy Cue wrapped in gpu-intensive billowing fabric should be a 4k screen saver.

# ¿ Sep 12, 2017 18:54

shadow puppet of a: Jan 10, 2007; NO TENGO SCORPIO

Technology infused with humanity brought about the troubling events of Bioforge, Tim.

# ¿ Sep 12, 2017 18:54

shadow puppet of a: Jan 10, 2007; NO TENGO SCORPIO

Phil is trying to race through this and be laid back at the same time. its wonderful.

# ¿ Sep 12, 2017 19:00

shadow puppet of a: Jan 10, 2007; NO TENGO SCORPIO

Everyone comes out looking like corpse-face bleached Sammy Sosa. Way to rise to the challenge engineering team.

# ¿ Sep 12, 2017 19:05

shadow puppet of a: Jan 10, 2007; NO TENGO SCORPIO

Rageaholic Monkey posted:

What company did they buy to incorporate these features into iOS?

Kai's Power Tools

# ¿ Sep 12, 2017 19:07

shadow puppet of a: Jan 10, 2007; NO TENGO SCORPIO

Three Olives posted:

Why is he squinting?

Dogfooding Apple Retina Eyes, duh.

# ¿ Sep 12, 2017 19:07

shadow puppet of a: Jan 10, 2007; NO TENGO SCORPIO

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

Still selling a 32GB model

Shameful gaffe.

# ¿ Sep 12, 2017 19:16

shadow puppet of a: Jan 10, 2007; NO TENGO SCORPIO

Stacked cams, the new status symbol

# ¿ Sep 12, 2017 19:18

shadow puppet of a: Jan 10, 2007; NO TENGO SCORPIO

I pray that iphone X does not use Qi but a apple-only proprietary wireless charging standard.

# ¿ Sep 12, 2017 19:21

shadow puppet of a: Jan 10, 2007; NO TENGO SCORPIO

HE"S REALLY HOLDING AN IPHONE 512!

# ¿ Sep 12, 2017 19:34

shadow puppet of a: Jan 10, 2007; NO TENGO SCORPIO

Double click on side button. lmao.

# ¿ Sep 12, 2017 19:36

shadow puppet of a: Jan 10, 2007; NO TENGO SCORPIO

8-bit Miniboss posted:

ULTIMATE WARRIORRRRRR

Snapchat getting a lawsuit from Dingo Warrior Incorporated any minute now.

# ¿ Sep 12, 2017 19:37

shadow puppet of a: Jan 10, 2007; NO TENGO SCORPIO

this clearly visible boundary is some amazing emperor's new clothes poo poo.

Its right there Jony. There it is. You are naked.

# ¿ Sep 12, 2017 19:47

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# ¿ May 17, 2024 13:31

shadow puppet of a: Jan 10, 2007; NO TENGO SCORPIO

so iPhone 9 lives as a horrible disfigured gangrel-child between the walls of the old office?

# ¿ Sep 12, 2017 19:51

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