Apple iPhone 2017 Event - September 12th - Discussion Thread

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Sir Lemming: Jan 27, 2009; It's a piece of JUNK!

Counting down the hours until the smug thinkpiece about Apple promoting hurricane relief while announcing $1000 iPhone

# ¿ Sep 12, 2017 18:10

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# ¿ May 21, 2024 07:39

Sir Lemming: Jan 27, 2009; It's a piece of JUNK!

GENIUS GROVE

# ¿ Sep 12, 2017 18:14

Sir Lemming: Jan 27, 2009; It's a piece of JUNK!

Next year, Apple stores will have another totally new invention: Genius Grover

# ¿ Sep 12, 2017 18:15

Sir Lemming: Jan 27, 2009; It's a piece of JUNK!

At least we can always count on Apple to spell "Sneak Peek" correctly

# ¿ Sep 12, 2017 18:16

Sir Lemming: Jan 27, 2009; It's a piece of JUNK!

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

I can’t wait for the first Apple City.

Appletino

# ¿ Sep 12, 2017 18:21

Sir Lemming: Jan 27, 2009; It's a piece of JUNK!

Over There posted:

Announce the devices Tim

Smash mouth announce the devices

(Since we're listening to so much 2000s music today)

# ¿ Sep 12, 2017 18:23

Sir Lemming: Jan 27, 2009; It's a piece of JUNK!

"like Fitbit but we have more money, suck it"

# ¿ Sep 12, 2017 18:27

Sir Lemming: Jan 27, 2009; It's a piece of JUNK!

I see the gradual feature creep of smartwatches into smartphones is right on schedule

# ¿ Sep 12, 2017 18:30

Sir Lemming: Jan 27, 2009; It's a piece of JUNK!

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

What does your heart tell you.

No need, my Apple Watch will tell me

# ¿ Sep 12, 2017 18:32

Sir Lemming: Jan 27, 2009; It's a piece of JUNK!

When are we gonna get to the Steve Jobs Memorial Fireworks Factory And Pine Grove

# ¿ Sep 12, 2017 18:41

Sir Lemming: Jan 27, 2009; It's a piece of JUNK!

I can definitely tell the difference between various shades of HD by looking at a still image on a projector a hundred feet away

# ¿ Sep 12, 2017 18:45

Sir Lemming: Jan 27, 2009; It's a piece of JUNK!

If it turns out there's no iPhone X, they should've just scrapped the whole presentation and said "we're bumping the specs on everything, go donate to hurricane relief, thanks"

# ¿ Sep 12, 2017 19:09

Sir Lemming: Jan 27, 2009; It's a piece of JUNK!

Now that you don't need a cable to charge, next year they need to go full #courage and remove every port

# ¿ Sep 12, 2017 19:14

Sir Lemming: Jan 27, 2009; It's a piece of JUNK!

First Microsoft, now Apple. Poor #9 always gets skipped.

# ¿ Sep 12, 2017 19:19

Sir Lemming: Jan 27, 2009; It's a piece of JUNK!

Apple: "But now we're doing it, so it's better."

# ¿ Sep 12, 2017 19:24

Sir Lemming: Jan 27, 2009; It's a piece of JUNK!

Look at that camera stealing that girl's soul through her face. The Amish were right

# ¿ Sep 12, 2017 19:25

Sir Lemming: Jan 27, 2009; It's a piece of JUNK!

HOW DID THAT GUY GET A PICTURE OF HIMSELF HOLDING THAT VERY PICTURE

# ¿ Sep 12, 2017 19:28

Sir Lemming: Jan 27, 2009; It's a piece of JUNK!

Honestly curious how it can tell the difference between a face and a mask. Assuming it's not just a cheap crappy mask. Is it all in the eyes or are they accounting for that too?

# ¿ Sep 12, 2017 19:30

Sir Lemming: Jan 27, 2009; It's a piece of JUNK!

Craig Ferengi gonna get fired

# ¿ Sep 12, 2017 19:34

Sir Lemming: Jan 27, 2009; It's a piece of JUNK!

Well this literally looks like a piece of crap

# ¿ Sep 12, 2017 19:38

Sir Lemming: Jan 27, 2009; It's a piece of JUNK!

Camera status: still good

# ¿ Sep 12, 2017 19:40

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# ¿ May 21, 2024 07:39

Sir Lemming: Jan 27, 2009; It's a piece of JUNK!

You ask what happened to 9? Look at the price

# ¿ Sep 12, 2017 19:52

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