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May 28, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
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What is a pee event?

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May 28, 2011

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Mahoning posted:

gently caress Steve Jobs. The cult of personality around him is gross and weird and based on a lie.

The lie being that he's a better ceo than mr playmobile here and was a huge creative drive behind the company?

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May 28, 2011

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Mahoning posted:

You could say the same about Hitler.
:godwin:

Maybe apple introduces the hitlerphone?

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May 28, 2011

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Weedle posted:

They should make a $100 personal donation to hurricane relief mandatory with every purchase of the new iPhone.

Red states get what they deserve?

ditty bout my clitty
May 28, 2011

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But can I yell racial slurs in real time at the geniuses when they refuse to help me return the phone I broke on purpose?

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May 28, 2011

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Sir Lemming posted:

Apple: "But now we're doing it, so it's better."

100% correct statement when you look at the mountain of lols that is the non-budget android market

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May 28, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
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priznat posted:

Unfortunately it only recognizes asian faces currently

They're the hardest ones

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May 28, 2011

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Vegetable posted:

can't wait for the lols when the iphone fails to recognize black people's faces

It just automatically calls the cops

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May 28, 2011

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I can't believe they don't have options for identical twins or people with fun house mirror accidents

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May 28, 2011

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housefly posted:

Can't wait to see all the forthcoming drama of incidents where cheating spouses are exposed when their partners unlock their phones while they sleep and read their text messages.

Cuckgate confirmed

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May 28, 2011

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priznat posted:

My 5 year old is not impressed by the talking poo man

He's had five years to cope by now

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May 28, 2011

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Wait so does the iphone 8 also get better battery life?

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May 28, 2011

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logikv9 posted:

florida man decapitates wife, uses head to pay for apple purchases

It's florida man

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May 28, 2011

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Butbutbut wheremy new SE?

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May 28, 2011

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pyrotek posted:

I prefer Apple's software but it is a shame that I have to buy an iPhone for the software instead of the hardware.

This. Although it's not as much "paying for apple's software" as it's "paying to not have to use garbage software designed by idiots"

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May 28, 2011

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incoherent posted:

Get the SE wait for the SE 2.

Coming May 15th 2018

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May 28, 2011

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That's a lot of quid

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