Apple iPhone 2017 Event - September 12th - Discussion Thread

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Don Lapre: Mar 28, 2001; If you're having problems you're either holding the phone wrong or you have tiny girl hands.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_00zaRDlCS4

What an ugly rear end phone

# ¿ Sep 12, 2017 17:23

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# ¿ May 21, 2024 01:53

Don Lapre: Mar 28, 2001; If you're having problems you're either holding the phone wrong or you have tiny girl hands.

Rageaholic Monkey posted:

Why are they moving the flash underneath the camera instead of alongside it like it is now?

Cheaper to manufacturer probably. Its all contained in one module.

# ¿ Sep 12, 2017 17:32

Don Lapre: Mar 28, 2001; If you're having problems you're either holding the phone wrong or you have tiny girl hands.

Steve jobs died when they put video on an ipod

# ¿ Sep 12, 2017 18:07

Don Lapre: Mar 28, 2001; If you're having problems you're either holding the phone wrong or you have tiny girl hands.

Weedle posted:

All CEOs are garbage but Steve didn't seem especially bad or anything

Steve was a good CEO, he was just a terrible human being.

# ¿ Sep 12, 2017 18:09

Don Lapre: Mar 28, 2001; If you're having problems you're either holding the phone wrong or you have tiny girl hands.

Rageaholic Monkey posted:

Tim is nowhere near as engaging at these conferences as Steve was

Because hes openly gay

# ¿ Sep 12, 2017 18:10

Don Lapre: Mar 28, 2001; If you're having problems you're either holding the phone wrong or you have tiny girl hands.

Weedle posted:

They should make a $100 personal donation to hurricane relief mandatory with every purchase of the new iPhone.

You have to buy the (HURRICANE) model though which costs $150 more.

# ¿ Sep 12, 2017 18:12

Don Lapre: Mar 28, 2001; If you're having problems you're either holding the phone wrong or you have tiny girl hands.

thats it folks, have a nice day.

# ¿ Sep 12, 2017 18:13

Don Lapre: Mar 28, 2001; If you're having problems you're either holding the phone wrong or you have tiny girl hands.

Apple stores will have live bands 24/7 rocking out

# ¿ Sep 12, 2017 18:16

Don Lapre: Mar 28, 2001; If you're having problems you're either holding the phone wrong or you have tiny girl hands.

so innovative

# ¿ Sep 12, 2017 18:41

Don Lapre: Mar 28, 2001; If you're having problems you're either holding the phone wrong or you have tiny girl hands.

Probably only HDR10, what a poo poo product

# ¿ Sep 12, 2017 18:44

Don Lapre: Mar 28, 2001; If you're having problems you're either holding the phone wrong or you have tiny girl hands.

AlternateAccount posted:

Uhhh, unless you have a 10-bit television, who gives a poo poo about HDR?

LG oleds are 10 bit panels

# ¿ Sep 12, 2017 18:44

Don Lapre: Mar 28, 2001; If you're having problems you're either holding the phone wrong or you have tiny girl hands.

It really wouldn't be out of the question that apple put a 4k HDR projector in their new theater presentation room.

# ¿ Sep 12, 2017 18:47

Don Lapre: Mar 28, 2001; If you're having problems you're either holding the phone wrong or you have tiny girl hands.

fivehead posted:

Nothing has dolby vision support yet

The Netflix app on lg oleds has dolby vision. Denon receivers can also pass through DV

# ¿ Sep 12, 2017 18:47

Don Lapre: Mar 28, 2001; If you're having problems you're either holding the phone wrong or you have tiny girl hands.

Pakistani Brad Pitt posted:

I'm probably missing something fundamental, but why do I want an Apple TV if I have a PS4 that already has Netflix and Amazon etc apps?

You dont

# ¿ Sep 12, 2017 18:49

Don Lapre: Mar 28, 2001; If you're having problems you're either holding the phone wrong or you have tiny girl hands.

Rick Sanchez posted:

Automatic 4K upgrade is huge for me. I have arounf 150 movies on iTunes. Fuckin' a

Doesn't mean all the movies are 4k.

# ¿ Sep 12, 2017 18:50

Don Lapre: Mar 28, 2001; If you're having problems you're either holding the phone wrong or you have tiny girl hands.

No touch id sucha joke

# ¿ Sep 12, 2017 18:55

Don Lapre: Mar 28, 2001; If you're having problems you're either holding the phone wrong or you have tiny girl hands.

Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:

Some people don't have fingerprints but everyone has a face

What about acid attack victims

# ¿ Sep 12, 2017 18:56

Don Lapre: Mar 28, 2001; If you're having problems you're either holding the phone wrong or you have tiny girl hands.

all new design

# ¿ Sep 12, 2017 18:58

Don Lapre: Mar 28, 2001; If you're having problems you're either holding the phone wrong or you have tiny girl hands.

Glad someone finally invented wireless charging

# ¿ Sep 12, 2017 19:00

Don Lapre: Mar 28, 2001; If you're having problems you're either holding the phone wrong or you have tiny girl hands.

Vegetable posted:

f1.8 is pretty cool

I mean its not f1.6 like lg phones but sure, its ok

# ¿ Sep 12, 2017 19:03

Don Lapre: Mar 28, 2001; If you're having problems you're either holding the phone wrong or you have tiny girl hands.

Rick posted:

Oh man you're going to console warrior this thread up, huh?

Defend your purchase

# ¿ Sep 12, 2017 19:04

Don Lapre: Mar 28, 2001; If you're having problems you're either holding the phone wrong or you have tiny girl hands.

TyrantWD posted:

Why does the iPhone 8 even exist?

Because this is $1200

# ¿ Sep 12, 2017 19:19

Don Lapre: Mar 28, 2001; If you're having problems you're either holding the phone wrong or you have tiny girl hands.

First time an oled screen has ever been used in a phone. amazing

# ¿ Sep 12, 2017 19:21

Don Lapre: Mar 28, 2001; If you're having problems you're either holding the phone wrong or you have tiny girl hands.

incoherent posted:

probably the first one that doesn't have awful burnin that has to be mitigated at an OS level.

Impossible, its a inherit flaw with oled.

# ¿ Sep 12, 2017 19:24

Don Lapre: Mar 28, 2001; If you're having problems you're either holding the phone wrong or you have tiny girl hands.

# ¿ Sep 12, 2017 19:25

Don Lapre: Mar 28, 2001; If you're having problems you're either holding the phone wrong or you have tiny girl hands.

Muslim women cannot use face ID

# ¿ Sep 12, 2017 19:29

Don Lapre: Mar 28, 2001; If you're having problems you're either holding the phone wrong or you have tiny girl hands.

Hey mom look at this

buys $99 in smurf berries

# ¿ Sep 12, 2017 19:31

Don Lapre: Mar 28, 2001; If you're having problems you're either holding the phone wrong or you have tiny girl hands.

priznat posted:

The gently caress is going on with this snapchat bullshit

Distract you from how bad face id is

# ¿ Sep 12, 2017 19:37

Don Lapre: Mar 28, 2001; If you're having problems you're either holding the phone wrong or you have tiny girl hands.

logikv9 posted:

the screen cutoff is present for everything

To avoid burn in as much as possible

# ¿ Sep 12, 2017 19:42

Don Lapre: Mar 28, 2001; If you're having problems you're either holding the phone wrong or you have tiny girl hands.

64gb phone for $1000

# ¿ Sep 12, 2017 19:50

Don Lapre: Mar 28, 2001; If you're having problems you're either holding the phone wrong or you have tiny girl hands.

The X is AT&T Exclusive in the US

# ¿ Sep 12, 2017 20:03

Don Lapre: Mar 28, 2001; If you're having problems you're either holding the phone wrong or you have tiny girl hands.

mcmagic posted:

There is no lower price for buying these phones when you have an upgrade available?

In the US nobody does upgrades anymore. its all payment plans.

# ¿ Sep 12, 2017 20:06

Don Lapre: Mar 28, 2001; If you're having problems you're either holding the phone wrong or you have tiny girl hands.

mcmagic posted:

That is horseshit.

Companies couldn't afford it anymore apparently because everyone wanted $600 smart phones instead of $49 flip phones

# ¿ Sep 12, 2017 20:09

Don Lapre: Mar 28, 2001; If you're having problems you're either holding the phone wrong or you have tiny girl hands.

Binary Badger posted:

Sigh, iPod Touches are still 3 years old, still the same lovely price as before same horse and buggy technology

iPod touch
A8 chip, 8MP iSight camera, 5 stunning colors.

If you want an ipod touch buy a $30 android prepaid phone

# ¿ Sep 12, 2017 20:15

Don Lapre: Mar 28, 2001; If you're having problems you're either holding the phone wrong or you have tiny girl hands.

Binary Badger posted:

and use my x-acto blade to short out the cellular chips got it

You can just not use the cellular part

# ¿ Sep 12, 2017 20:31

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# ¿ May 21, 2024 01:53

Don Lapre: Mar 28, 2001; If you're having problems you're either holding the phone wrong or you have tiny girl hands.

heaven forbid you have to go outside without a cellular device.

# ¿ Sep 12, 2017 20:38

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