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Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Grassy Knowles posted:

Also AirPods are getting a reportedly minor revision.

I think all they’re changing there is the charging case (so the light is on the outside)

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Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Cultural Marxist posted:

Trees at the genius bar. What a time to be alive.

It’s a metaphor.

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Don Lapre posted:

Apple stores will have live bands 24/7 rocking out

The catch: it’s the same band 24/7 until they expire.

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


[quote="“AlternateAccount”" post="“476325834”"]
Apparently none of the executives I work with/for attended or paid attention at business school.
[/quote]

The point of business school isn’t to pay attention.

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


I can’t wait for the first Apple City.

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Gimme the LTE Watch, Tim.

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


[quote="“Rageaholic Monkey”" post="“476325927”"]
Who gives a gently caress about the goddamn watch?
[/quote]

I do, friend.

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


[quote="“incoherent”" post="“476325964”"]
Mega apple city one.
[/quote]

The Judges are going to look fabulous.

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


These dear Richard parodies are getting out of control.

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


[quote="“Combat Pretzel”" post="“476326158”"]
Blowing their own cock so hard.
[/quote]

This is what they do every year.

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


[quote="“IncendiaC”" post="“476326204”"]
tim eat the eggsshow us the phone
[/quote]

Plot twist: this even is exclusively for the Watch and new Mac lineup.

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


I’m glad my watch can spoil my imminent death.

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


[quote="“Three Olives”" post="“476326339”"]
I can’t wait for the Apple Watch to tell me when I am getting a blow job.
[/quote]

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


[quote="“AlternateAccount”" post="“476326501”"]
I wonder if you can only stream from Apple Music or what.
[/quote]

What does your heart tell you.

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


[quote="“metavisual”" post="“476326564”"]
W2? Can it do my taxes?
[/quote]

It finds rebates so you can afford it.

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


[quote="“AlternateAccount”" post="“476326617”"]
PRICE INCREASE?!
[/quote]

This is going to be most expensive Apple year if you’re an idiot that buys all their poo poo.

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Just the menu tapping and actions seems really fast compared to the lovely series 0 I’m still using.

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


[quote="“Pivo”" post="“476326802”"]
“designed for an active lifestyle”: “cheap, so you can spend more on the watch”
[/quote]

:lol: if you think those aren’t going to be $50.

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


18 hour battery life loving LOL

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Oh hey T-Mobile is going to have it. Can’t wait to see how they gently caress me over for it.

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


[quote="“Over There”" post="“476326898”"]
mine works for about 2 days but that’s with hardly using it.
[/quote]

Yeah I get about a day and a half if I don’t charge it but I do in the office and at home when I shower.

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


[quote="“Pivo”" post="“476327173”"]
oh ok they are doing HDR

Roku literally has been doing this for years

ugh Apple cmon
[/quote]

How can Roku have that for years when Apple just invented it?

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:

Dang I should really watch that Spider-Man movie

It’s real good and fun.

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Ok the free bump to 4K for the iTunes collection is nice.

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


[quote="“Pakistani Brad Pitt”" post="“476327436”"]
I’m probably missing something fundamental, but why do I want an Apple TV if I have a PS4 that already has Netflix and Amazon etc apps?
[/quote]

Network apps for live TV (not sure if the PS4 has those too)

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


I’m still loving dying at the fact Macs still have no HomeKit support.

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


[quote="“Binary Badger”" post="“476327857”"]
WAIT WAIT I STILL SAW A HOME BUTTON
[/quote]

That’s the poorest version

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


[quote="“Rageaholic Monkey”" post="“476327876”"]
So the 8 is the exact same as the 7
[/quote]

Glass back for wireless charging.

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


[quote="“Jose Oquendo”" post="“476327920”"]
Glass is back motherfuckers
[/quote]

I can finally ditch my 4S!

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


[quote="“Three Olives”" post="“476327982”"]
Shut up no one cares about the iPhone 8.

No one is going to buy the 8 if the X is within $300.
[/quote]

It won’t be.

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


[quote="“triple sulk”" post="“476328083”"]
because this is the one available on iup and the x will be full price only
[/quote]

Tim don’t do this :negative:

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


hosed up for the 8 to have a better camera than the X but that’s what they just said.

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


AR is going to own for... uh.... Hearthstone????

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


[quote="“SeANMcBAY”" post="“476328436”"]
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/380630080084787200
[/quote]

TRUMP

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Not using a coaster for that glass of water WHAT THE gently caress

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


[quote="“Sir Lemming”" post="“476328763”"]
Now that you don’t need a cable to charge, next year they need to go full #courage and remove every port
[/quote]

I unironically want this.

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Still selling a 32GB model :lol:

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Give me the Johnny Ive video

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


New iPhone is a person?

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Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


[quote="“AlternateAccount”" post="“476329041”"]
WHAT HAPPENED TO 9!?
[/quote]

Next year is going to be a confusing mess.

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