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No one listens to Beats 1. Stop trying to make it a thing. They never launched Beats 2 or Beats 3, did they?
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Sep 12, 2017 18:31
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I bet this thing is just a magnet for scratches. Take it to the beach!? ARE YOU MAD!? 
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Sep 12, 2017 18:33
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GOING ROGUE, HES GOING OFF SCRIPT!
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Sep 12, 2017 18:35
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Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:Snipers immediately shoot a man on stage Sniper points are a new feature of the Steve Theatre. Steve would have wanted it this way.
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Sep 12, 2017 18:37
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Oohhhhhhh Rogers BURRRRN. (Funny, because they used to be Apple's biggest buddy in  )
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Sep 12, 2017 18:38
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Emmy for AppleTV? That sounds sketch.
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Sep 12, 2017 18:41
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Eddie Cue is the. worst.
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Sep 12, 2017 18:42
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So this is like....Journey 2? But its on a system that no-one owns.
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Sep 12, 2017 18:51
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So "S" isn't a thing anymore. Lame. Don't lie, this is the 7S.
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Sep 12, 2017 18:58
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...and it still has no headphone jack because we're very courageous!
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Sep 12, 2017 18:59
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They're just running through the list of 7 features "BUT BETTER!".
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Sep 12, 2017 19:01
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...but I'm ugly and only know ugly people. I can't take pretty portraits. 
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Sep 12, 2017 19:06
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I just can't care about iPhone until they give me an SE2.
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Sep 12, 2017 19:08
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This seems cool but I imagine would be really annoying to play in real life.
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Sep 12, 2017 19:12
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Woah, they're using an open standard.
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Sep 12, 2017 19:15
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That camera bump, ughhh.
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Sep 12, 2017 19:18
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AlternateAccount posted:Please have Jony narrate. Please. What's happened to Jony? I need his soothing voice showing me how they machine metal/plastic/aluminum.
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Sep 12, 2017 19:19
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Fits comfortably in your hand, but you still can't reach the top of the screen with your thumb!
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Sep 12, 2017 19:21
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So uhh...how do you get to the control center???
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Sep 12, 2017 19:23
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I can't wait to make a dumb face at my phone to use Apple Pay, that's so much more convenient than TouchID!
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Sep 12, 2017 19:25
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Can I put my cat in my FaceID so my cat can unlock my phone?
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Sep 12, 2017 19:27
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Vegetable posted:can't wait for the lols when the iphone fails to recognize black people's faces
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Sep 12, 2017 19:28
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This is totally a holdover until next year's phone that'll support TouchID on the screen again.
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Sep 12, 2017 19:29
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Sir Lemming posted:Honestly curious how it can tell the difference between a face and a mask. Assuming it's not just a cheap crappy mask. Is it all in the eyes or are they accounting for that too? If twins can beat it, surely a high quality mask can too.
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Sep 12, 2017 19:31
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Emojii movie 2 looking mediocre.
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Sep 12, 2017 19:32
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Oh SHIIIIIIIT. Steve's going to get you!
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Sep 12, 2017 19:33
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I still don't know how to get to the control center. EDIT: That seems inconvenient.
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Sep 12, 2017 19:35
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This all seems wildly inconvenient.
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Sep 12, 2017 19:36
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Very appropriate.
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Sep 12, 2017 19:37
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Price chaser.
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Sep 12, 2017 19:39
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I can't get over how inconvenient it is to get into control panel on iPhoneX.
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Sep 12, 2017 19:49
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Steve would have never let the iPhone X happen.
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Sep 12, 2017 19:53
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SE is still the best iPhone. 
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Sep 12, 2017 19:54
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Harry Potter on Ice posted:I have an iphone 5s and its time for an unpgrade what should I do Get an SE.
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Sep 12, 2017 19:58
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Binary Badger posted:oh no they removed the USB-C port from the ATV 4K now how will I steal content?!! How do you charge the remote now?
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Sep 12, 2017 20:05
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Twerkdad posted:
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Sep 12, 2017 20:11
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TyrantWD posted:It's clear Apple were really pushing things just to get it out this fall, let alone release it with substantive upgrades from the 8. Next year's version will likely be highly polished, and be a huge upgrade in terms of ease of use. I assume it'll have the rumored TouchID built into the screen that they couldn't get ready for this year's release.
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Sep 12, 2017 20:47
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Jay-V posted:I currently have a 6 but I much preferred the design of the 5...should I update to a 6s or an SE? Looks like the only major difference is the front-facing camera, am I missing anything? The big thing the SE lacks is the faster touchID and 3d Touch. Otherwise the guts are identical to the 6S. I like the slower TouchID, personally.
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WithoutTheFezOn posted:Not Apple ones, though, they don’t have credit/debit card slots. Courageous. I don't need credit/debit card slots or a folio case, I can just use ApplePay* because everywhere in Canada accepts it.  *for purchases less than 100 dollars
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