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Don Lapre posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_00zaRDlCS4
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pzy posted:This link will work in Safari or Edge:
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RIP Steve 
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Sep 12, 2017 18:02
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It was only fitting that Steve open this press conference for the phone Steve would've hated
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Mahoning posted:gently caress Steve Jobs. The cult of personality around him is gross and weird and based on a lie.
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Sep 12, 2017 18:06
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God, Tim's really spending a lot of time talking about honoring Steve only to poo poo on his design philosophy soon
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Sep 12, 2017 18:07
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Mahoning posted:You could say the same about Hitler.
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Sep 12, 2017 18:08
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Tim is nowhere near as engaging at these conferences as Steve was 
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Sep 12, 2017 18:09
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The new iPhone is Apple Park See all that glass?
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saihttam posted:this is a cool place I will never visit
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Sep 12, 2017 18:11
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Soon enough, all towns will be Apple stores
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Sep 12, 2017 18:12
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Apple: Hey we're totally not turning into Google and our new phone totally isn't an Android
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The Dave posted:Did she just say Cervix experience? 
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Sep 12, 2017 18:13
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TyrantWD posted:I've been to almost every Apple store in NYC and the DC metro area, and never seen any of these things in their store.
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metavisual posted:The bought Dr Dre, now they bought Rza too?!
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Sep 12, 2017 18:15
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Really? Customers actually told you that?
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Sep 12, 2017 18:16
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Don Lapre posted:Apple stores will have live bands 24/7 rocking out
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Sep 12, 2017 18:16
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Holy poo poo, they're gentrifying the Champs Elysee? lmao
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Sep 12, 2017 18:17
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They're literally trying to consume every metro area. They're gonna have to fight Amazon for that.
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Sep 12, 2017 18:18
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Who gives a gently caress about the goddamn watch?
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Sep 12, 2017 18:19
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My grandparents got Apple Watches as a gift and they have no idea how to use them
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Sep 12, 2017 18:20
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My dearest Tim Cook,
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Irritated Goat posted:I knew Russia had cyborgs! The rest of the world is behind
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Sep 12, 2017 18:21
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"The Apple Watch gave my daughter diabetes."
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Sep 12, 2017 18:22
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"Thanks Apple for making something that stops me from aging!"
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Sep 12, 2017 18:23
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I was hoping it would be Jeff Bezos Amazon and Apple merge to create a megamonopoly
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Sep 12, 2017 18:24
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The Apple Watch lets you know when you flatline
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Sep 12, 2017 18:25
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I'm watching this Apple Watch health poo poo while drinking a 20 oz Vanilla Coke
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Sep 12, 2017 18:26
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We're announcing the new Apple pacemaker
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Sep 12, 2017 18:27
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Vegetable posted:Has anybody rigged the Watch to play porn vids yet
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Sep 12, 2017 18:28
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With the new Apple Watch, I can take a call while being consumed by a giant wave whilst surfing!
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Sep 12, 2017 18:29
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So the Apple Watch is now the iPod?
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Sep 12, 2017 18:30
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Why does a watch need a dual-core processor
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Sep 12, 2017 18:31
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metavisual posted:W2? Can it do my taxes?
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Sep 12, 2017 18:32
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Watch the throne
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Sep 12, 2017 18:34
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This is in no way staged at all
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Sep 12, 2017 18:35
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Watch out guys, JEFF IS GOING ROGUE
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Sep 12, 2017 18:35
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I like how his idea of going rogue is saying "darn close"
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Sep 12, 2017 18:36
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Why did Apple Watch not have all this stuff to begin with?
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8-bit Miniboss posted:Whoa sir. You can't do that in Grand Central...
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