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axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme


this is literally one of the selling points of the new iPhone

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axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

old crew

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

I got an Ohio drivers license many years after I got my Swedish one.

it was obvious that Ohio set the bar so low that a slightly retarded 16 year old should be able to pass. Ohioans drive on bald summer tires and even when the roads are just snow covered ice and potholes, so shoulders and ditches were just full of cars all winter. and so so many cars were banged up from people just crashing all the time and not caring unless someone died.

don't drive in Ohio. don't go to Ohio.

Go Bucks :toot:

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

the denim spectrum



axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

Cat Face Joe posted:

wtf is an incel

the opposite of an outcel

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

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Cat Face Joe posted:

wtf is an incel

imagine if Scott Adams was an unsuccessful virgin

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

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Fark Mate is just only slightly more effective than Kuro5hin Kousin

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme


Mudd! :argh:

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

Youtubes that does what it says on the tin:

A Man Plays Smooth Criminal on a Barrel Organ in a Wood Pile

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQ6aDLpWON8&t=29s

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme


that's the ugliest POG i have ever seen :stonk:

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

creationist believer posted:

or the one where jon drinks dog cum

or the one where it's revealed that Garfield is alone and homeless and his life with Jon is just his brain coping with dying of hypothermia

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

if we're still doing hair chat, I have alopecia, so for a couple of years my only hair style options were Fallout Ghoul or skinhead.

then my hair came back :unsmith:

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme


H-h-h-hapajap???

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

bump_fn posted:

terminator is better than terminator 2

yeah

cyberpunk beats expensive action movie any day

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme


cool titan beetle. I have on one of those in my office right now, but dead and in a collection drawer.

they are not that rare in parts of South America, and the larvae is still completely unknown. it probably burrows in large hardwood trees and is the size, shape and color of a grande burrito.

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

Roosevelt posted:

here is a set of random images from my .img folder, enjoy




1

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

Roosevelt posted:

paging axolotl farmer, who voted my friendly corgi pic a 1 last page



seriously? no one recognize that one specific corgi?

now axolotls, I used to keep them in an aquarium some 20 years ago, and they're very easy to keep alive and breed. they also poop a lot and make a mess, so you either do what I did and clean the aquarium and pump filters often or you buy fancy bottom filter devices. they can live for 10-15 years and grow to about 30 cm (okay, a foot) in a year or so within hatching.

they are nearly extinct in the wild, since axolotls are only found in a couple of lakes which are now part of Mexico City. however, all aquarium axolotls stem for a batch of six or so specimens that came from Mexico to Paris, France in 1863.

the wild type color is black and green with golden eyes, but most specimens in aquaria are leucistic (like the one in the pic), which means that they are not albino, but lack the green and black pigment in their skin.

pretty sure there are some people i PI that keep axolotls how know a lot more than me.

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

creationist believer posted:

never heard if it

aren't axolotls like permanent embryos or tadpoles or something like that?

they are neotenic aka paedomorphic, which means they become sexually mature in a larval stage. larval amphibians have external gills, and live under water. most of them lose the gills and move onto land as they mature and only return to water to breed.

axolotls are part of the tiger salamander species complex, and there are populations of North American salamanders that breed in the axolotl stage, but they also lose their gills and move up onto land under certain conditions. true axolotls remain in the neotenic state no matter what, but can be induced to metamorphose into the gill-less rough skinned land phase by injecting them with growth hormones.

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

creationist believer posted:

never heard if it

http://mlyp.yospos.net/

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

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you're computer was running low on megabytes, so I wrote a visal basic gui to defraggle the mother CPU!

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme



true.dat

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme


banana, curry powder and peanuts work surprisingly well on pizza.

the stuff in the plastic box is pizza salad, which is just shredded cabbage, vinegar, olive oil and black pepper.

:sweden:

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

We Know Catheters posted:

:psypop:

Fruit and nuts don't belong on pizza. What is wrong with you?

sounds bad, looks terrible, surprisingly tasty

but enough about me

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme


powder that makes you BLAM

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

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n-n-n-n-n-nnnnnnnope :mad:

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

Schadenboner posted:

I don't understand. There's no mention of falafel at all, much less sauces and spreads such as harissa and hummus.

Is this some sort of abstract and elaborate loss.jpg?

be thankful that you don't know the Britbleat band Oasis.



this is one of them and a computer or something.

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

which band was better, Oasis or Blur?

the answer is obviously Pulp :colbert:

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

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there's your problem!

or...

I just love case fan kief!

or..

dust and gunk? big fan here!

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme


oooh

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme


Boss key screen from OG Leisure Suit Larry

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

Trig Discipline posted:

i thought it was weird that i wanted to see more dead bodies only an hour later

ow ow oof

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

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:yosbutt::catstare:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Ql1JG76EWY

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

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rest in peace Lowtax

then get up and work hard on the forums :patriot:

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme


agreed

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

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slightly NSFW video here

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

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Antwerp outta nowhere! :qfg:

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

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the footage is amazing but the foley work is ridiculous.

when that octopus slithers out it sounds like someone washing their hands with mayo, and the scuttling crab sounds like a tap dancer.

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme


:laffo: this owns every time

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme


Francis is still hosting the show. He's an animated apron now, and it's longer between updates.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_OAseOWvLM

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axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

Improbable Lobster posted:

haven't you seen The Room

oh hi, lobster!

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