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is that the one with that arse wide open song on it?
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# ¿ Sep 12, 2017 09:44 |
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# ¿ May 10, 2024 01:56 |
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axolotl farmer posted:old crew it still flies fine! you just need to let me get a really fast running start and stop looking at me like that
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# ¿ Sep 13, 2017 13:45 |
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NoneMoreNegative posted:Scientists discover an underwater city full of gloomy octopuses oh hey i know those people
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# ¿ Sep 15, 2017 01:18 |
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for a while i was doing over twenty instagrams per day, but now i think i've got it under control
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# ¿ Sep 18, 2017 23:55 |
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goddamnedtwisto posted:nra signature edition fleshlight looking dangerous turns out the real pussy...was u
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# ¿ Sep 26, 2017 23:56 |
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SmokaDustbowl posted:I do it "generic" and when it gets too long and there are split ends I cut it myself. I keep it center parted okay i'm picturing neil from teh young ones
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# ¿ Sep 27, 2017 00:00 |
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my anaconda don't want none if you got a man bun, son
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# ¿ Sep 27, 2017 03:21 |
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SmokaDustbowl posted:the goal of life is to look at yourself in the mirror and smile. what is preventing you from doing that? floating skull behind me
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# ¿ Sep 27, 2017 03:48 |
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Moot . posted:my dog is very good at doing this at inappropriate times
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# ¿ Sep 27, 2017 05:02 |
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i made these once, they were loving disgusting
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# ¿ Sep 30, 2017 02:47 |
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it was seriously like "hey i could totally puke now and my mouth would probably taste better after"
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# ¿ Sep 30, 2017 02:48 |
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it's late saturday morning here, bout to go snorkel on this tiny island we're on for vacay but hey if it's friday night and you want the experience of a porto flip but don't have the ingredients, there's a way to fake it and have the same experience. just take a shot of a nice strong port and then have a friend blow their nose directly into your mouth
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# ¿ Sep 30, 2017 02:56 |
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https://goo.gl/maps/zA4RGCxB3aH2 this is where i am, it's crazy how empty it is. the wife and i spent three hours driving around the north bit of the island a couple days ago and saw maybe two cars the entire time. then yesterday we had a ridiculously gorgeous beach entirely to ourselves for the whole afternoon. it's like some weird post-apocalyptic movie where 99% of humanity died but the survivors don't give a poo poo and are just kinda chilling Trig Discipline fucked around with this message at 03:16 on Sep 30, 2017 |
# ¿ Sep 30, 2017 03:07 |
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bump_fn posted:i thoguht okinawa had a huge military prescence are they all in NK now we're taking a short vacation on a tiny island near okinawa, the main island is deffo highly military. we live north of most of that poo poo anyway though so we don't see that much of it
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# ¿ Sep 30, 2017 10:15 |
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lol i took that picture
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# ¿ Oct 1, 2017 23:49 |
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Schadenboner posted:My tiny hu-mon is train-mad. this is what they called autism in the 19th century isn't it
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# ¿ Oct 3, 2017 01:27 |
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this font is badasssss https://www.pissjar.com/
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# ¿ Oct 3, 2017 01:46 |
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Sombrerotron posted:*touches device, looks up in mixed surprise and elation* "but also kinda intrigued"
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# ¿ Oct 4, 2017 13:34 |
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lol
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# ¿ Oct 5, 2017 01:31 |
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Moist von Lipwig posted:yeah I find that drums are so tactile and fidgety that they're totally unlike other instruments like the guitar. I never wanted to sit down and practice guitar but every week I was itching to get those drum sticks in my hand. Hell, I think my ADHD even responded well to that kind of complicated physical action during the rest of the week. yeah i was always obsessed with drums like no other instrument. one of the cool things about drums is that you can actually get useful practice with no kit at all, just learning to separate the movement of your hands and feet while fake drumming on your legs with your fingers or something. probably 90% of what i learned about drums was learned during a time in my life where i was too poor to afford a kit, just sorta nervously drumming with my hands and my feet when i was bored
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# ¿ Oct 7, 2017 00:15 |
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prefect posted:oklahoma: not all bad yeah but still 99.9%
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# ¿ Oct 8, 2017 23:33 |
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prefect posted:oh, i'm still glad we got out of there, believe you me my mom always says "oklahoma is a great place to be FROM" which i think is true it sets the bar so low that everywhere else is amazing
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# ¿ Oct 8, 2017 23:45 |
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fishmech posted:"running water, amazing!" see also "these people are all so thin!" "a topographic feature more than ten meters tall!" "a break in the constant hail of gunfire!" "a building that is not a church!" etc.
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# ¿ Oct 9, 2017 03:21 |
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Kenny Logins posted:okies really haven't materially changed in fortunes in like 100 years huh it's honestly the nadir of american culture, like every single thing that makes people from abroad go "hey what the gently caress is going on with america" is at or near its peak in oklahoma. culturally it's a mix of the midwest, the southwest, and the south, but primarily just the worst bits of each. i mean just look at what it leads the country in http://www.statemaster.com/state/OK/Top-Rankings http://www.statemaster.com/state/OK/Bottom-Rankings
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# ¿ Oct 9, 2017 03:44 |
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the one upside is that if you're some sort of weirdo in oklahoma you seem to grow up into a weirder weirdo than you would have in a more accepting community. some of my favorite freaky people are still there, and i just wish they were somewhere that appreciated them more
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# ¿ Oct 9, 2017 03:45 |
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saaaame
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# ¿ Oct 9, 2017 03:48 |
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wayfinder posted:ehh, it's OK a bit generous imo btw do you still live in germany because i move to frankfurt in 12 days
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# ¿ Oct 9, 2017 05:31 |
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lol i'm so old i got automated teller
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# ¿ Oct 9, 2017 07:17 |
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pro words from my yearquote:accretion disk whooole lotta poo poo happening that year
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# ¿ Oct 9, 2017 07:25 |
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im a cisgenderfat
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# ¿ Oct 9, 2017 07:36 |
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Sagebrush posted:i'm fairy sure
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# ¿ Oct 9, 2017 07:36 |
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Stymie posted:it also cheapens modern mass shootings to compare them to military massacres because it distracts from the fact that so many deaths were caused by just one heavily armed person to be fair modern mass shootings are already cheap due to oversupply
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# ¿ Oct 9, 2017 08:30 |
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DiggityDoink posted:e; my ex moved to OK to be his family after he trashed me so i hope he enjoys that pisshole of a state the best revenge is living well and i reckon you're revenging pretty hard
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# ¿ Oct 9, 2017 10:19 |
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bump_fn posted:tirg how long u gonna be in frankfurt for, im gonna be in mainz for work this spring forever if everything works out okay. may have the fam visiting at some point in june / July but outside of that we should definitely do a thing
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# ¿ Oct 9, 2017 15:17 |
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im slightly sauced atm though so there's a near zero percent chance of me remembering that i said that. hmu tho and we will figure things out
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# ¿ Oct 9, 2017 15:19 |
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wayfinder posted:yeah i live in berlin cool is it all right if i crash at your place for a few months (jk)
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# ¿ Oct 10, 2017 00:47 |
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Babies Getting Rabies posted:couple of pages late, but: if your family visits you in june or july next year, it could very well be during the world cup. germany is going to get slightly weird during that time and everybody will be very drunk. aw poo poo thanks for the heads up, that may change our plans
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# ¿ Oct 10, 2017 00:52 |
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oh wait it's not happening IN germany at that time, it's in russia, right? no problems then. just didn't want to have to deal with traveling if it was actually happening in germany at that time
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# ¿ Oct 10, 2017 00:54 |
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i'd never left the usa until about ten years ago but i have been making up for lost time. my work lets me travel a whole bunch with other people picking up the tab, and i just abuse the poo poo out of that constantly.
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# ¿ Oct 10, 2017 01:16 |
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# ¿ May 10, 2024 01:56 |
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i think i've been to about forty countries so far. really looking forward to living in germany so i can explore more of eastern europe, russia, and africa
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