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is that the one with that arse wide open song on it?

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it still flies fine! you just need to let me get a really fast running start and stop looking at me like that

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NoneMoreNegative posted:

Scientists discover an underwater city full of gloomy octopuses



http://www.sciencemag.org/news/2017/09/scientists-discover-underwater-city-full-gloomy-octopuses

Why they gotta be gloomy boys? :mad:

oh hey i know those people

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for a while i was doing over twenty instagrams per day, but now i think i've got it under control

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goddamnedtwisto posted:

nra signature edition fleshlight looking dangerous

turns out the real pussy...was u

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SmokaDustbowl posted:

I do it "generic" and when it gets too long and there are split ends I cut it myself. I keep it center parted

okay i'm picturing neil from teh young ones

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my anaconda don't want none if you got a man bun, son

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SmokaDustbowl posted:

the goal of life is to look at yourself in the mirror and smile. what is preventing you from doing that?

floating skull behind me

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Moot . posted:

my dog is very good at doing this at inappropriate times
https://imgflip.com/gif/1wlj2n
thanks for watching

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i made these once, they were loving disgusting

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it was seriously like "hey i could totally puke now and my mouth would probably taste better after"

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it's late saturday morning here, bout to go snorkel on this tiny island we're on for vacay :coolfish:


but hey if it's friday night and you want the experience of a porto flip but don't have the ingredients, there's a way to fake it and have the same experience. just take a shot of a nice strong port and then have a friend blow their nose directly into your mouth

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https://goo.gl/maps/zA4RGCxB3aH2


this is where i am, it's crazy how empty it is. the wife and i spent three hours driving around the north bit of the island a couple days ago and saw maybe two cars the entire time. then yesterday we had a ridiculously gorgeous beach entirely to ourselves for the whole afternoon. it's like some weird post-apocalyptic movie where 99% of humanity died but the survivors don't give a poo poo and are just kinda chilling

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bump_fn posted:

i thoguht okinawa had a huge military prescence are they all in NK now

we're taking a short vacation on a tiny island near okinawa, the main island is deffo highly military. we live north of most of that poo poo anyway though so we don't see that much of it

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lol i took that picture

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Schadenboner posted:

My tiny hu-mon is train-mad.

this is what they called autism in the 19th century isn't it

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this font is badasssss

https://www.pissjar.com/

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Sombrerotron posted:

*touches device, looks up in mixed surprise and elation*

"it's afraid!"

"but also kinda intrigued"

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lol

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Moist von Lipwig posted:

yeah I find that drums are so tactile and fidgety that they're totally unlike other instruments like the guitar. I never wanted to sit down and practice guitar but every week I was itching to get those drum sticks in my hand. Hell, I think my ADHD even responded well to that kind of complicated physical action during the rest of the week.

yeah i was always obsessed with drums like no other instrument. one of the cool things about drums is that you can actually get useful practice with no kit at all, just learning to separate the movement of your hands and feet while fake drumming on your legs with your fingers or something. probably 90% of what i learned about drums was learned during a time in my life where i was too poor to afford a kit, just sorta nervously drumming with my hands and my feet when i was bored

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yeah but still 99.9%

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prefect posted:

oh, i'm still glad we got out of there, believe you me

my mom always says "oklahoma is a great place to be FROM" which i think is true

it sets the bar so low that everywhere else is amazing

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fishmech posted:

"running water, amazing!"

see also

"these people are all so thin!"

"a topographic feature more than ten meters tall!"

"a break in the constant hail of gunfire!"

"a building that is not a church!"

etc.

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Kenny Logins posted:

okies really haven't materially changed in fortunes in like 100 years huh

it's honestly the nadir of american culture, like every single thing that makes people from abroad go "hey what the gently caress is going on with america" is at or near its peak in oklahoma. culturally it's a mix of the midwest, the southwest, and the south, but primarily just the worst bits of each.

i mean just look at what it leads the country in

http://www.statemaster.com/state/OK/Top-Rankings

http://www.statemaster.com/state/OK/Bottom-Rankings

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the one upside is that if you're some sort of weirdo in oklahoma you seem to grow up into a weirder weirdo than you would have in a more accepting community. some of my favorite freaky people are still there, and i just wish they were somewhere that appreciated them more

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saaaame

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wayfinder posted:

ehh, it's OK

a bit generous imo


btw do you still live in germany because i move to frankfurt in 12 days

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lol i'm so old i got automated teller

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pro words from my year

quote:

accretion disk
air hockey
alternative medicine
animatronic
application programming interface
beer pong
bipolar disorder
blaxploitation
brain-dead
cornish rex
desertification
feel-good
flextime
floppy disk
Gaia
garage band
gentrify
glyphosate
gut-wrenching
habanero
hepatitis A
Kirlian photography
Latina
lowrider
major histocompatibility complex
masa harina
metacognition
multiple personality disorder
munchkin
non-Hodgkin's lymphoma
phreak
puntuated equilibrium
retro
rough endoplasmic reticulum
rubber chicken
serrano
slam dunk
sleazo
slo-mo
sound bite
spaghetti strap
stuntperson
transcription factor
ultimate frisbee
universal product code
user friendly
veggie burger
wafflestomper
wifty
yard sale

whooole lotta poo poo happening that year

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im a cisgenderfat

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Sagebrush posted:

i'm fairy sure

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Stymie posted:

it also cheapens modern mass shootings to compare them to military massacres because it distracts from the fact that so many deaths were caused by just one heavily armed person

to be fair modern mass shootings are already cheap due to oversupply

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DiggityDoink posted:

e; my ex moved to OK to be his family after he trashed me so i hope he enjoys that pisshole of a state

the best revenge is living well and i reckon you're revenging pretty hard

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bump_fn posted:

tirg how long u gonna be in frankfurt for, im gonna be in mainz for work this spring

forever if everything works out okay. may have the fam visiting at some point in june / July but outside of that we should definitely do a thing

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im slightly sauced atm though so there's a near zero percent chance of me remembering that i said that. hmu tho and we will figure things out

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wayfinder posted:

yeah i live in berlin

cool is it all right if i crash at your place for a few months


(jk)

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Babies Getting Rabies posted:

couple of pages late, but: if your family visits you in june or july next year, it could very well be during the world cup. germany is going to get slightly weird during that time and everybody will be very drunk.

aw poo poo

thanks for the heads up, that may change our plans

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oh wait it's not happening IN germany at that time, it's in russia, right? no problems then. just didn't want to have to deal with traveling if it was actually happening in germany at that time

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i'd never left the usa until about ten years ago but i have been making up for lost time. my work lets me travel a whole bunch with other people picking up the tab, and i just abuse the poo poo out of that constantly.

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i think i've been to about forty countries so far. really looking forward to living in germany so i can explore more of eastern europe, russia, and africa

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