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Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

even though he's abandoned us for god knows how many years, i will never, ever get tired of moose milkie gifs

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Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.


:psyduck: what is going on

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

wait did someone say

Dillbag posted:

poo poo balls

[img]https://i.imgur.com/hXYIayH.jpg[ /img]

lol every time

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Somebody fucked around with this message at 02:20 on Sep 13, 2017

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

haveblue posted:

I nearly hit a parked car's mirror, good thing there we had dual brake pedals

i took the drivers ed training course when i was like 14. we'd go out in pairs to practice with the instructor, with one kid driving, the other in the back, and teacher in passenger seat with his "oh poo poo" brake pedal. during one of our runs, my partner started turning left into a swarm of incoming traffic, and he got instructor-braked. if looks could kill, wow

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.


i knew he liked beating up all those types of people, but i didn't realize he was getting a bat-boner out of it

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

NoneMoreNegative posted:

Scientists discover an underwater city full of gloomy octopuses



http://www.sciencemag.org/news/2017/09/scientists-discover-underwater-city-full-gloomy-octopuses

Why they gotta be gloomy boys? :mad:

quote:

mating and fighting, even during the daytime

same

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

Shinku ABOOKEN posted:

is it quantifiably brighter or just an illusion? whats going on?

i think it's that having 3 of the circles stacked on each other is brighter than 2?

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

Sophian posted:

*in soothing Garrison Keiller voice* ...and what's the news from your hometown?

if you didn't read the article, it's a pack of despondent mollusks fighting and loving all day and all night long

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.


nice family photo

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

lmao "femoid"?

when did that enter the vernacular

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

Mr. Apollo posted:

Funny pictures? No! Games, anime, or racism.

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

i have an old cocktail recipe book, and it's weird how back in the 1940s so many drinks included an egg

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

go back even further and they recommend jabbing a hot poker from the fireplace into it to stir


also this loving cocktail book rules even tho it's more about the history of colonialism in the caribbean

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.


NICE!

HERE'S HOW is a treasure. i was going to scan it and put it online but :effort: got in the way

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

duTrieux. posted:

i can work with 2:1, anything taller than that is an abomination unto the lord

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

cis autodrag posted:

my friend from oklahoma likes to remind us of the burning of black wallstreet whenever we say the places we're from are really racist

People > Total Native Americans

:911:

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

Sagebrush posted:

i'm fairy sure

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

i see myself not as an exploited proletariat, but as a permanently embarrassed millionaire

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

LastInLine posted:

judging by all the immunology terms im guessing mid 80s? definitely post aids

heres mine



it says a lot that im old enough to have a slur invented in my birth year

extra-virgin 800-pound gorilla pooper-scooper wuss

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.


this is like the story "goldilocks and the three bears" except the exact opposite in every possible way

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.


does Ronnie have a roommate irl or is she just a creation for the comic?

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.


ow, drat. something broke up there.

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.


quote the lobster,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rIX_6TBeph0

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

Salt Fish posted:

Early arctic explorers were nuts. They would do things like take dog sleds north, eat the dogs as they went, and then walk back.

did they ever find anything up there other than "the compass doesn't work very well" and a whole lot of ice

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

mrmcd posted:

One of my favorite things is the period of spring/fall weather where the nights are just cold enough that you can open the windows in the bedroom, and then pile on blankets and have a warm comfy sleeping burrito in a cold room.

On a scale of 1 to dwarf fortress how autistic am I?

sonic the hedgehog

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

what appeals to me most about drafthouse is that they gas and ban phone users and own it

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

KoRMaK posted:

Yo can I lean over and whisper in my friends ear or are they all totalitarian about it?

AMC thesters up here sound way better. Recliners, beer and assigned seats that u can buy ahead of time.

do i need to teach you how to behave like a polite human in a cinema/symphony/opera setting? it's simple decency. you may have a hushed conversation, but keep it short and quiet. if you need more than that, then step outside. don't use your phone, that's rude; it's bright and distracting. the one thing to keep in mind is that people paid money to go out and see a show, and anything you do to devalue that experience is thievery, so keep it to a minimum.

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

Riptor posted:

what do you need to whisper during a movie

this movie is terrible let's go somewhere else

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

theres a sizable % of humanity that needs to quietly ask someone else about what's happening or going to happen throughout the entire length of a film. these are the movie whisperers. just shut up and watch the movie, mom, it'll explain everything.

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.


Andy makes me happy

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.


Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.


lmbo

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.


i've been to Billings. not a lot of fun-loving buckaroos up there, but there's at least one apparently.

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

KoRMaK posted:

Any funny pics, no racism posters at the death grips/ministry concert rn?

hang on it's just barely saturday morning. going to see what i got and post

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

here is a set of random images from my .img folder, enjoy















Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

Dodoman posted:

https://i.imgur.com/LEc75cN.mp4

Trig what is this thing? I want one

paging axolotl farmer, who voted my friendly corgi pic a 1 last page

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

axolotl farmer posted:



seriously? no one recognize that one specific corgi?

:troll:

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

Sombrerotron posted:

what sort of case was this that it merited a 138-page judgment to begin with

Wagga Wagga

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

Jerry Cotton posted:

lmao if u a JOSPOSTER have never succ the bepis just lotring on the fralmo with brunkeberg

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Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

fishmech posted:

you mean real aboriginal names, misheard by one drunken criminal, and then written down by a second drunken criminal who was partially literate and only half heard what the first drunken criminal said before he murdered the aboriginal person he got the name from.

checks out

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