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widdershins is a perfectly cromulent word
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Sep 13, 2017 06:39
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the texas exam for driving is just "where do you store your gun while driving" and you answer "on the gun rack or in my hand" and you pass
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Sep 14, 2017 21:44
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DiggityDoink posted:i loving love that video its a short film "more" that they made into the video i have the short film on dvd it is good
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Sep 24, 2017 21:27
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get a tat of this cat
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[quote="“SmokaDustbowl”" post="“476796031”"] I have long hair, I love it. it’s a pain to wash and condition it [/quote] long hair dont care for life
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Sep 26, 2017 23:08
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beard and man bun is the correct way to longhair. i do wear my hair down when not using a lathe or working out or whatever.
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Sep 27, 2017 01:10
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SmokaDustbowl posted:I wish I could have a dag you can do what i do and volunteer at the animal shelter. you can take dogs out for walkies but you dont have to own one.
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Sep 27, 2017 06:52
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1981: unsubscribe object-oriented programming gateway drug autism spectrum disorder BASE jumping LAN la niña screen saver snowboard uninstall
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[quote="“SmokaDustbowl”" post="“477224567”"] that’s a fake equivalence [/quote] the whole point is that its not equivalent, though.
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ahem let me tell you about being poor, yospos the definition of poverty is the inability to delay gratification and furthermore
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Oct 10, 2017 01:45
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LastInLine posted:judging by all the immunology terms im guessing mid 80s? definitely post aids meme was coined in a 1976 book so this cant be THAT old, itd have to be a few years before it was added to the dictionary however my definition of old changes as i age, always ten years older than myself
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Oct 11, 2017 13:43
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just put your computer in the dishwasher, dummies
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Oct 13, 2017 04:44
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DiggityDoink posted:the guy who threw the punch ended up getting arrested and was the one who started talking poo poo with the old man guy who punches another person at a sporting event turns out to be an rear end in a top hat? wow!
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Oct 14, 2017 19:00
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I'll report this to the people running "FBI surveillance Van 453" ssid immediately
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Oct 16, 2017 00:33
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Also the best SSID I have ever seen from a neighbor is "KARA DUMB BUTT" and when we met Kara it turned out her friend had set up the wifi network and refused to give her the password and she just lived with it.
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Oct 16, 2017 00:35
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My SSIDs are: The Fellowship of the Buffering The Two Routers The Return of the Ping
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Oct 16, 2017 00:37
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Sagebrush posted:i found this while cleaning up an old hard drive
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Oct 16, 2017 02:06
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in the early days of reserved seats at drafthouse they only had one or two rows of reserved seats. i had picked them because then you get to show up just a few minutes before the movie starts. when i showed up, the "reserved" sign for our row was on the floor rather than on the table, and there was a couple in our seats. i asked the guy in our seats about it and he said "it was like that when he got there". i asked the drafthouse usher, and they immediately got the manager and she was not going to deal with that poo poo. it quickly escalated to the dude who stole our seats saying "go ahead and call the police" and the manager said "it wouldn't be the first time" then his date started crying because they were delaying the start of the movie and keeping the lights up so the manager could argue with this dude. when they left we got confirmation from the people around us that the people in our seats were the ones who had thrown the sign on the floor and said "gently caress this" to the reserved section. drafthouse rules and will make other people cry if they try to steal your seat, i am 100% sure they are serious about the no talking policy too. EIDE Van Hagar fucked around with this message at 11:02 on Oct 16, 2017 |
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Oct 16, 2017 11:00
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it was the ultimate white person experience, i let a theater manager get in a huge confrontation to make room for me to sit down, then i got to sit down and watch a bad movie (prometheus) and eat a pizza at the same time
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Oct 16, 2017 11:02
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cinci zoo sniper posted:martian was fine, Real Bad was second half of interstellar and the entirety of gravity actually interstellar will always be good because of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfHzzy6T9to
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Oct 17, 2017 01:56
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come on tars
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Oct 17, 2017 01:58
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not the mama
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Oct 20, 2017 20:16
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echinopsis posted:jesus https://giant.gfycat.com/FearlessAncientGossamerwingedbutterfly.webm no belt too dumb to live dot mpeg
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Oct 24, 2017 09:58
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how does this person have a wife jesus christ
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Oct 28, 2017 20:43
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Sagebrush posted:in other news, keeping butt-to-butt installed pays off once again it pays off every time i read the weather and it says “partly butty”
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Oct 29, 2017 22:37
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Kenny Logins posted:adapt the source: just boil it before you chow down the way to prepare a corn dick is to wrap it in foil and toss it on the grill to really steam in the smegma flavor
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Oct 30, 2017 16:38
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bump_fn posted:someone post the horse are dumb post tia post jonnys cop edit of it tia
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Nov 4, 2017 05:13
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Sagebrush posted:apparently in nk it is a big crime to kill a cow for food because a live one produces milk. the only way a north korean might get to eat beef is if the farmers and soldiers collude to claim that it's diseased and must be destroyed, so the cow is shot and then butchered in secrecy lmao they ate the rudys sissy sauce, the non-spicy version. you have to especially ask for the sissy sauce at the counter and they yell really loud to the back for someone to bring out the sissy sauce, just to humiliate you for ordering it. rudys is 75% percentile bbq for texas but its not the best, but it is solidly reliable. i order half a hottie and a quarter extra moist mucho negro at rudys, which translates to half a link of jalapeño sausage and a quarter pound extra fatty brisket with extra black charred crunchy bits from the end of the cut. you can order it in normal english but they will translate that to half a hottie and a quarter extra moist mucho negro when relaying your order to the meat cutter man. well thats my bbq story hope you liked it
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Nov 4, 2017 05:25
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video related to that
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texas bbq sauce is hot sauce. sweet sauce is haram.
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Nov 4, 2017 05:30
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syscall girl posted:burnt ends give you rear end cancer ya know rear end cancer is worth it. also i dont eat bbq every day, maybe once ever couple months? my wife is a vegetarian so we dont do bbq much as there is usually nothing for her to ear at bbq places except maybe like creamed corn and a pickle or something.
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Nov 4, 2017 06:46
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doctorthefonz posted:what's some good texas bbq sauce the rudys sauce is actualy pretty good, thats their main claim to fame, and you can order it online. most of the smaller places with good hot sauce dont sell the sauce in bottles, rudys has grown to have a lot of locations and they make a good spicy sauce, although it is a littpe more tomatoey than some of the smaller places that have a more tabasco like vinegar sauce, but i dont know of any of those you can buy on the web.
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French Canadian posted:No it's germy phobes who think the touch plate is dirty and would rather touch elsewhere. It's an unwinnable battle. who touches a door kick the kickplate to open door, that's why there is a kickplate get on my level
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Nov 9, 2017 18:07
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yeah let me just touch this door and get weirdo stranger sebum all over my hands that sounds great -an idiot
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Nov 9, 2017 18:08
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the best bathroom germ trivia is that those super strong dyson hand dryers just spray your germs all over the bathroom in a cloud of poo poo while using paper towels is actually cleaner.
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Nov 9, 2017 18:10
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my hero
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Nov 20, 2017 18:03
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my aclu texas monthly donation at work, hell yes
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Nov 21, 2017 00:17
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Anaconda Rifle posted:janet is my favorite character 
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Nov 21, 2017 15:31
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like apples to apples, cards against humanity is only as clever as the people playing it. the monkey cheese answers are never funny or picked as the best answer because you just have a lovely card you are trying to get rid of.
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that gif where america is split up into many smaller nations in the post apocalyptic future and one of them is “gay texas”
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