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before you wash your hands.... gimme a high five for such an amazing poo poo
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Sep 14, 2017 12:33
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*looks past him in to the stall* aw you flushed already
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Sep 14, 2017 13:28
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hang on I'm posting a joke about your poop on an internet comedy forum
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Sep 14, 2017 16:44
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Sep 14, 2017 17:06
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turn right around and get back in there mister... i know you can do better. don't half-rear end it.... GET IT???
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Sep 14, 2017 17:31
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what time do you usually get here? want to be poopin' pals? i do. if you need to pee, hit the urinal and let's kick off this partnership... you can be tweedle-pee and i can be tweedle-dump ----- |
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Sep 14, 2017 17:34
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Meeksha posted:turn right around and get back in there mister... i know you can do better. don't half-rear end it.... GET IT??? don't joke my uncle lost half his rear end in 'nam 
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Sep 14, 2017 17:35
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Sep 14, 2017 18:22
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*To adult man* "Good for you! Look at this big boy, finally all potty trained!"
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Sep 14, 2017 18:24
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Sep 14, 2017 22:32
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Do the sinks here have garbage disposals? |
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Sep 14, 2017 22:38
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Me: "Haha I totally gave a nerd a mean swirly in that toilet earlier, what a LOSER hahaha" Kid: "Uhh Mr Jones? Isn't there a teacher's bathroom in the staff area? Me: "So what will it be, swirly or detention?" |
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Sep 14, 2017 22:50
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*Places hands firmly on guy's shoulders* Remember: *inhale* You *inhale* are my number two *inhale* GUY. |
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Sep 15, 2017 01:18
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*whips out cigars and says 'Congratulations!'* |
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Sep 15, 2017 01:30
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HotSoapyBeard posted:Wait, this is the men's room?! This but in the womens room right after a lady walks out of the stall.
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Sep 15, 2017 02:26
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let the toilet eat you
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Sep 15, 2017 02:29
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Piso Mojado posted:let the toilet eat you toilet: FEEEEED ME. FEEEEEEEED ME.
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Sep 15, 2017 02:31
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*confidently tightening up his tie and straightening his cuffs as he steps out* "Let's hear it for the HIGHSTEPPPAAAAAAA!" ---------------- |
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Sep 15, 2017 08:40
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*handing a small plastic bottle* -Well, don't tell me you didn't save some as sample?
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Sep 15, 2017 09:11
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Hunched over looking at him with wild eyes yes... YES!! GOOOOOOD!!! ----- |
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Sep 15, 2017 13:40
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"Is this thing going up?" |
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Sep 15, 2017 20:35
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tell me... how do you feel now? DON'T HOLD BACK
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Sep 15, 2017 21:08
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You shouldn't strain so much, that vein looked like it was gonna come right out of your forehead! |
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Sep 16, 2017 00:07
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albany academy posted:You shouldn't strain so much, that vein looked like it was gonna come right out of your forehead! or if not your forehead...
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drat tru Semi related like 10 minutes ago I was in a washroom on the toilet and some guy walks in up to one of the urinals, unzips and says "oh hello... Again" and then after a few seconds just farts really wet and really loud. |
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Sep 16, 2017 03:39
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40ish/m/Stratford Khaki shorts |
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Sep 16, 2017 03:40
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albany academy posted:drat tru lol the thread came to me when I had to poo poo real bad and went to the bathroom at school and had to decide if I wanted to awkwardly wait for the two occupied stalls to open up or just hold it and avoid that altogether. I stayed... albeit with nothing clever to say.
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https://youtu.be/K7oHvaAn7Ds
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Sep 16, 2017 07:11
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*jumping side to side while keeping legs rigid yet slightly bent and spread shoulder width apart* WEEEEEEEEEEELLLLL another poopie pooper, i believe that i i see? to wash your hands, you must answer my riddles 3!! also make sure to have your phone in your pocket blasting torgo's theme to get the fully-intended effect Meeksha fucked around with this message at 14:38 on Sep 18, 2017 ----- |
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Didja get anything GOOD???
https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Sep 18, 2017 15:01
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"I''ll take it from here."
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Sep 18, 2017 16:52
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Meeksha posted:*jumping side to side while keeping legs rigid yet slightly bent and spread shoulder width apart* Riddle the first: What's brown and sticky?????? *Rubs hands gleefully* |
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Sep 19, 2017 23:00
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Although we are but strangers our turds will be as brothers, born of the same toilet, travelling together and likely uniting together into one mass - our child. |
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Sep 20, 2017 10:06
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*comes out of the stall -- thanks, take care |
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Sep 20, 2017 11:07
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"Come here often?" |
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Sep 20, 2017 11:08
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Golly! What in tarnation?! Gee whillikers mister! Aw shucks Well la-dee-da Oompa loompa poopity poo Edinburgh LEONARD!!! Do you have any grey poupon? |
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*looks down nose at him snobbishly* "pshh... effin' showboater. you think you're hot poo poo, don't you? well check this out" *shoves past him into the stall, begin screaming*
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